Monday, April 7, 2008

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Reign Supremacy

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Uniqua (Designated Leader), Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, Tasha, Darth Vader, Darth Yardigan, Arc Troopers: Arc Trooper Captain, Arc Trooper Lt. #1 and 2, Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert, Arc Troopers #1-5, Boba Fett, Captain Britain, Krypto, Doomsday, Star Wolf, Dark Side Marauders #1-20, Sentinels #1-30, and Skrulls #1-22.

Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (Designated Leader), Sgt. Mike Shinsky, Elite Clone Trooper #21, The Ghostbusters: Dr. Ray Stanz, Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddmore, Batman, Robin, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Captain America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, The Bry, Upgraded Agents #1-3, Shannon Pilkinton, Jared Pilkinton, Sandra Bullock, Ax-Battler, Wookie Soldier #31, Ocean’s 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan, Rueben Tishkoff, Livinston Dell, Saul Bloom, Bashar Tarr, Frank Catton, Yen, Turk Malloy, Virgil Malloy, Linus Caldwell, The Crew of Serenity: Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Zoë, Wash, Book, Anora, Jane, River, Simon, Kylee, Jedi Knights #36-43, Snow Troopers #26-45, and Starship Troopers #51-90.

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches arrive on a large asteroid, and have already begun to fortify their position. Designated team leader, Uniqua, has ordered the team of Walt Disney, Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, Flower, Peter Pan, Sleeping Beauty, Flora, Fauna, Maryweather, Cruella De Vil, Simba, Snow White, Doc, Happy, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy, Sneezy, Cinderella, and Baloo to form their front line. The pink alien has her fellow Backyardigans, Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, and Tasha surround her as her own personal sentries. Reign Supremacy fly into the battle aboard Serenity, which is being flanked by Cyborg Superman, Starfire, and Iron Man. Cyborg Superman immediately fires his laser vision vaporizing the five preschool friends. Darth Vader orders the 30 Sentinels to force Serenity to land. Over Serenity’s intercom its crew and passengers hear Malcolm Reynolds say, “This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.” Jayne exclaims, “We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!” Mal replies, “Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms.” “I just get excitable as to choice… like to have my options open,” Jayne quips back. Vader in a fit of rage turns to the Arc Trooper Captain and points to Serenity, “Captain, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!” Star Wolf looks at Krypto the dog and says “Plans?? What plans is he talking about?” Vader hears this dissention and uses the Force to choke the life out of his own teammate. Serenity’s bay doors open up and out charge 40 Starship Troopers overcoming B3’s front line. Dumbo, Bambi, Thumper, and Flower all fall from the Troopers lasers. Once they die, the Disney animals reveal themselves to be the shape-shifting Skrulls. Walt Disney-Skrull leads his battalion against the overwhelming odds. Before every last Disney-Skrull is killed, they manage to take out several Starship Troopers. Peter Pan-Skrull kills #53, Sleeping Beauty-Skrull vanquishes #59 with the help of the three fairy-Skrulls, Cruella De Vil skins #61, Snow White-Skrull and the Seven Dwarfs-Skrulls team up on #73 and #83, Cinderella kills #51, and Baloo-Skrull mauls #67. Vader orders the 30 massive Sentinels to open fire on the Starship Troopers, killing most of them. Starship Troopers #54-58, 68-72 and 84-90 all perish from the laser blasts fired out of the Sentinels hands.
Iron Man, Cyborg Superman and Starfire take flight and rip through Sentinels #1, 2, 7, 10, 15, and 19. Captain America immediately goes after Captain Britain in what most will then come to call “The Fight for the Atlantic.” Captain Britain takes flight and avoids Captain America’s initial attack. Captain Britain propels himself towards Captain America at ramming speed. Captain America is able to block him with his shield. With a mighty uppercut with his shield, Captain America knocks Captain Britain back. He then leaps on top of Captain Britain and smashes his head in with his shield. All 20 Dark Side Marauders charge into Serenity and slaughter Ocean’s 11 before they are confronted by Reign Supremacy’s seven Jedi Knights lead by Yaddle. The Jedi and Marauders clash in an epic battle with many dying. Jedi Knights #40-43 and Dark Side Marauders #11-17 all fall in the cargo hold of Serenity. The Bry gathers Tim, Paul, Steve, Shan, Jared, Sandra Bullock, and Wookie Soldier #31 (who has been hanging out with Jared a lot in the locker room) to help out Yaddle and the Jedi Knights. They don’t do much, but manage to take out Dark Side Marauders #7-9. Jared and Wookie Soldier #31 survive this attack and run back to the cockpit to report. Mal orders River Tam, Batman and Robin to join Jared and the Wookie in the fight against the Dark Side Marauders. With this help Yaddle and the four remaining Jedi Knights are able to kill the Marauders. Unfortunately, Jared, the Wookie, Robin, and Jedi Knights #37-39 perish. The Sentinels are still firing on the Starship Troopers. They find some cover underneath a cliff in a crater that is jutting out. Just then, some much needed backup arrives as the Ghostbusters come out of the ship. Using their proton packs, they overload the circuitry of Sentinels #3-6. Lord Vader then unleashes their most powerful weapon, Doomsday. The mighty monster jumps into the crater and destroys the rest of the Starship Troopers. Cyborg Superman and Chuck Norris move to double team Doomsday. Chuck Norris stays on the asteroid and Cyborg Superman stays up in space in the fight against Doomsday. Chuck Norris lands a vicious roundhouse kick to the jagged jaw of the large beast, and actually draws blood. Doomsday follows back with a roundhouse of his own, only his kicks the head right off of Chuck Norris’s shoulders. Cyborg Superman fires his laser vision at full blast down at Doomsday, but this attack only slows him down. Doomsday rockets up and spear tackles Cyborg Superman far up into space, actually tearing through Sentinel #28. Doomsday throws Cyborg Superman at a passing by meteor, destroying it completely. Cyborg Superman returns the favor by flying back at Doomsday, ramming him into Sentinel #30. Using his super speed, he tangles Doomsday up in the giant robots wiring. He then uses his laser vision to blow up the Sentinel. This does nothing but anger Doomsday. Their epic battle rages on as the one taking place on the asteroid begins to heat back up. Reign Supremacy’s Snow Troopers are being mowed down by B3’s Arc Troopers. Snow Troopers #26-32 are all gunned down by the Arc Trooper Heavy Weapons Expert. The crew of Serenity provides some much needed cover fire and helps take out Arc Trooper Lt. #2, Arc Troopers #3 and #5. Batman has been locked in combat with Boba Fett, who keeps using his jet pack to fly up and take shots with his rifle at the Dark Knight. Batman’s superior fighting skills have allowed him to evade all of these blasts, and using one of his grappling hooks to snare Boba Fett’s legs and propel him into the waiting blasts of Iron Man’s repulsor rays. Not even his helmet remains. Krypto then flies in and quickly mauls Ax-Battler to death. The Arc Troopers still have the upper hand against the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity, even though they are greatly outnumbered. They blast Snow Troopers #38-45, Book, and Simon away. Mal is able to kill Arc Trooper Lt. #1, and Zoë shoots Arc Trooper #4. The battle turns in Reign Supremacy’s favor after Sgt. Shinksy, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Elite Clone Trooper #21, and Upgraded Agents #1-3 join in to finish off the Arc Troopers. There were more losses on their side as well. Winnie the Crap, Timmell, Sledgehammer and Kylee all are taken down. The remaining Sentinels focus their energy towards Serenity, causing it to explode. The explosion is close enough to kill what’s left of the Snow Troopers and the crew of Serenity. The advanced speed of the Upgraded Agents allows them to dodge this fate. Darth Vader orders his apprentice, Darth Yardigan, to eliminate Jedi Knight #36, while he disposes of Yaddle. This is easier said than done. Yaddle wildly jumps around in the air swinging her lightsaber, clashing with the Sith Lord. Darth Yardigan and Jedi Knight #36 duel with their lightsaber as well. The Jedi begin to defeat the Siths, but they were not expecting something, the use of Force Lightning. It has been long believed that Darth Vader could not use Force Lightning, because it would short out his circuitry. This proves to be untrue; as long as his suit isn’t breached. In a powerful fury, Vader directs the lightning through Yaddle and throws her into Jedi Knight #36. Then in unison, Vader and Yardigan swiftly end the Jedi’s lives with their lightsabers. Doomsday and Cyborg Superman’s battle is nearing a close, as Doomsday has ripped every cybernetic limb off of Cyborg Superman’s body. The badly damaged cyborg tries for one last chance with his laser vision. It’s a useless attempt, as Doomsday covers Cyborg Superman’s head and crushes it. Sentinels #20-27 blow away the Ghostbusters with their hand lasers. The Upgraded Agents leap on to the backs of Sentinels #8, 9, and 14 and rip their inner workings out. The Upgraded Agents, though, land back on the asteroid right in front of Darth Vader and Darth Yardigan. They are all eviscerated by their crimson lightsabers. Iron Man is then surrounded by the remaining Sentinels. Greatly outnumbered; Tony Stark charges up his armor’s electromagnetic pulse to defeat the giant robots. He fires the E.M.P. destroying all of the Sentinels. This however, uses up his energy reserves. Krypto uses his heat vision to kill the playboy billionaire. Batman, Captain America, Starfire and Cyborg regroup to form an attack plan. Batman and Captain America decide to go after the Sith Lords. Starfire and Cyborg agree to attack Krypto and Doomsday. The former Teen Titans concentrate their firepower on Doomsday first. This stuns him, but only for a moment. As he did with the last half-man, half-robot, Doomsday rips Cyborg to pieces. Krypto using its super speed flies through space, evading Starfires energy blasts. The super dog’s superior hunting skills are what allow it to gain the upper hand. Krypto latches on to Starfire’s neck and clamps down with its powerful jaws, killing the gorgeous Tamaranean. Even though Batman and Captain America are brilliant fighters, they are outmatched by the Dark Lords of the Sith. Amazingly, Captain America’s shield is not cut in half when Darth Vader attacks. Darth Yardigan manages to stab Batman in the chest. In that moment, Darth Vader uses the Force to push Captain America against Batman’s back. This causes Darth Yardigan’s lightsaber to penetrate Captain America as well, ending the life of the final member of Reign Supremacy.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!

3 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

I think Vader, Yardigan, & Doomsday are all competing for league MVP.

Solobeck said...

To Reign: Awesome fight!!!
To all others:I love the fact that my team not only guns for the other side, but crushes those from within that they feel are weak!
GO DARTH!!!!

P.S.: Hope to see you all at Motor City Comic Con! (in your league shirts. . .)

Solobeck said...

Ryan:
Noticed you were the omnipotent one - - - you do an awesome story!

-LYA.F. -B2