Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Untouchables Vs. Team Ed

The Untouchables are Dr. Polaris (designated leader), Sith Lord #11 & 12, Army Soldier #76-99, Storm Trooper #1-14, Purple Dragon #4-9, Griffin #4-9, Clone Trooper #1-13, Elven Soldier #1-12, Ent #4-9, Dark Side Akolyte #7-18, & Dark Jedi #19-36.

Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Unicron, Neo, Original Titan #1 & 2, Neo-Cymek #1-20, Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip, Astrotrain, Blitzwing, Dirge, Thrust, Skywarp, Shockwave, The Combaticons, Swoop, Wreck-Gar, Junkeon #11-12, Iron Hide, Ultra Magnus, Jazz, Hot Rod, Arcee, Warpath, Alpha Trion, Fortress Maximus, Samus, Jengo Fett, N.S,-5 #23-28, & Lando Calrissean.

Head Coach Comsissioner Gordon has obviousely decided to rest many of The Untouchables starters during this large point week knowing that it could put them at a huge disadvantage against the 4 and 1 Team Ed. Dr. Polaris in an attempt to test out how well his powers work in space with a flick of his wrist crushes Jazz. Dr. Polaris knows that if his team is going to have any sort of chance this week that he is going to have to take out the huge Transformer planet Unicron. Dr. Polaris begins to move the huge metal planet but The Oracle gave a special job to the people who are usually the stars of this team. The Oracle made it very clear to both Neo and Superman that they had to protect Unicron at all costs. Superman and Neo both fly over to Dr. Polaris and with a few crushing blows easily kill him. The rest of The Untouchables have been put onto a free floating asteroid. Sith Lord #11 known as Darth Reknit orders her apprentice Darth Lebb along with the Dark Jedis and Akolytes over to the one small portion of the asteroid where she is standing. Lord Reknit senses a disturbance in the force and wishes to seperate the force users from the rest of the team. She uses the force to break apart their section of the asteroid and send the two parts sailing away from each other. The people on both teams soon see why she did what she did when Unicron transforms into his collossal robot form. Unicron slams his huge fists down on the larger asteroid breaking it into many small pieces. Most of the troopers, dragons, griffins, elves, and ents are killed in the initial attack but those that are not are picked off one by one by the convoy led by Skywarp which includes Dirge, Thrust, Blitzwing, Swoop, and Space Ghost. Some of the soldiers attempt to fire back but the ents and elves, although very hard to deal with back on land are basically fish out of water up here in space. Jengo Fett, Lando, the NS-5's, Jan, Jace, Blip, & Alpha Trion are all on board Astro Train who is off in the distance. The Combaticons merge to form Bruticus and it is this giant Decepticon that is going to lead the charge against the force users on the other asteroid. The 2 Titans and 20 Cymeks land and are attacked by the Dark Jedi. The Dark Jedi fight fiercely but they are no match for the huge robot forms especially when they are outnumbered. Amazingly the Dark Jedi actually manage to destroy Neo-Cymeks #14 & 18 before the other Cymeks wipe them out. Fortress Maximus and his head land on the asteroid and almost take up the entire thing. The Dark Side Akolytes are no match for the huge Autobot city especially when he is backed up by Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Iron Hide, and 3 Junkeons. The Autobots stand behind Fortress Maximus and provide cover fire while he crushes the Akolytes with little difficulty. Darth Reknit sends her apprentice Lord Lebb at Bruticus but before he can even mount an attack with his double bladed lightsaber against the gestalt he is gunned down by huge lazer bolts fired from Shockwave and Warpath in their gun and tank forms. Darth Reknit, still defiant until the end looks at Iron Hide and says "who are you, Mr. Useless" and pumps him full of Sith Lightning shorting out his spark and killing him. She then charges at Junkeon #11 who is riding on Junkeon #12 and in a force induced jump slices off the head of the Transformer with her crimson bladed saber. But in the end it is Samus that decides that this is enough as she leads Ultra Magnus and Arcee in a charge that inevitably ends with Ultra Magnus in truck form plowing into the Sith Lord and Samus blasting her with her wave ray from on top of the Big Rig.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, Ironhide is Mr. Useless-I'm glad others see it as I do. My Sith Lords names are awesome.

And...I'd say nice match Ed, but I'm not going to...you had it in the bag. Good drafting.

-Anonymous Amy

Josh the Commish said...

I feel for you Amy, Ed does have an awesome space team.