Sunday, April 6, 2008

Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Legion Of Doom

Le' Napoleon Brigade is Hecate, SkyFire, The Jetsons: George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, Astro, Rosie, & Orbitty, Princess Leia, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Jedi Knight #1-15, Jedi Master #31-40, Even Piel, Gandalf & Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Wonder Woman & Wonder Girl, Princess Zelda, Alan Scott, Morpheus, Maverick & Goose, Man at Arms & Teela, Allia Atreides, Duncan Idaho Ghola Mentat #12, Army Soldier #101-130, Glinda the Good Witch, Silver Dragon #1-6, Ron Meyer, Big Boy, Fozzy, Oscar the Grouch, Vito Corleone, Santino Corleone, Kate Austen, Desmond Hume, Danielle Rousseau, & Baby Spice.



The Legion of Doom is The Eradicator, Spawn, Bane, The A-Team: Hanibal, FACE, Murdock, & B.A. Barrackus, Darth Bane, Gorilla Grodd, Prof. Xavier, Vigo the Carpathian, Gladiator, T-X, Mighty Joe Young, The Sinister 6: Dr. Octupus, Sandman, Electro, Hobgoblin, Mysterio, & Vulture, Jet Jaguar, Apocylypse, Nemesis Enforcer, Paul Atreides, Col. John Madrox, Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi w/ Yamato, The Aerialbots, The Terricons, Mordor Horse #1, Metroplex, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Walker Texas Ranger, The Leprechaun, Sarah Conner, Harry Tasker & Al Gibson, Queen Xenomorph #1-3, Goliath, Rebel Trooper #1-49, Atreides Soldier #1-9, & Linus.


Both teams start off on the same rather large asteroid. The Jetsons are crammed in to their "family car" with Army Soldier #111-114 strapped to the side to provide a form of make shift fire power. Leia, Padme, Shadowfax, Aragorn, Arwen, Zelda, Maverick & Goose, Man at Arms, Teela, Allia, Glinda, Ron Meyer, Big Boy, Fozzy, Oscar, Vito, Sonny, Kate, Desmond, Danielle, & Baby Spice all climb aboard Sky Fire. They fly around to the other side of the asteroid in hopes to mount a sneak attack on the Autobot City, once inside they can disable the city and destroy it. But Metroplex transforms into robot form and the Terricons merge to form Abominus; but the Aerialbots opt to stay seperate so they can carry around many of their non-space oriented teammates in their plane forms. Many members of the Legion of Doom climb aboard the Aerialbots. The Aerialbots engage the Silver Dragons, who are having trouble flying without gravity and air to help them use their wings and easily blow them out of the sky. They then do a strafing run which takes out 6 Army Soldiers and they blow a hole in the side of the Jetsons car exposing everyone inside to space and killing soldiers #111-114. They are about to go in for another strafing run when Hecate and her new wing man Skyfire come zipping around the side of the asteroid and engage the Aerialbots in a dog fight. Hecate instantly takes out Silverbolt which was carrying Spawn, the Mordor horse, and The A-Team. Skyfire then takes out 2 Aerialbots, he gets behind Air Raid and Skydive who both succumb to the fire power of the much larger Autobot plane. Air Raid was Carrying Gorilla Grodd & Prof. X and Skydive had Mysterio and Vulture on board. Hecate then shrugged off the blasts she recieved from the remaining Aerialbots and blew away Fireflight and Slingshot. Fireflight had Vigo, Col. Madrox, & Sarah Conner on board and Slingshot was carrying Walker, Harry Tasker, & Al Gibson. Skyfire then breaks away from Hecate to go land on the asteroid and regroup with the rest of the brigade when Abominus and Metroplex fly up underneath Skyfire and each grab an end of the smaller Transformer and crush Skyfire togeather from both ends, killing the Autobot and everyone on board. Eradicator and Jet Jaguar fly up to engage Hecate. The huge Cymek former Titan targets Jet Jaguar with her missles and blows the huge homosexual (not there is anything wrong with that) robot out of the air, but Eradicator blasts Hecate with heat Vision creating a weak spot in her hull which he then exploits by attacking with his fists destroying the Cymek. Darth Bane and Bane become surrounded by the 27 Jedi's of Le' Napoleon Brigade. Even Piel orders the attack but Darth Bane goes in to a Sith Rage. The original Dark Lord kills Jedi Masters #32, 33, 36, & 39 as well as Knights #1, 2, 3, 10, & 14 before he is finally stabbed with the lightsaber of Even Piel. Bane takes out Jedi Knights #9 & 15 before the rest of the Jedi kill him. The Army Soldiers try to attack the 3 Queen Aliens, who seem just as content out in the harsh space environment than they do on a planet, but they are only successful in killing 1 of the Xenomorph Queens before the other 2 kill them. Alan Scott, Duncan Idaho, and Morpheus triple team Gladiator and are able to take him out as Duncan Idaho and Morpheus hit him with a flurry of lightning fast combos while Alan Scott ran interference by blasting him with his power ring. They then moved on to the Eradicator but had a little more trouble. Eradicator caught one of Idaho's punches and redirected it toward Morpheus. The amazing speed of the punch hit Morpheus with so much force that it killed him. The Jedi's keep moving along the asteroid until they meet up with their teammates Gandalf and Wonder Woman with her side kick Wonder Girl. They surround T-X and Mighty Joe Young. Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl are backed up by 2 Jedi Knights as they use their superior strength to jump onto the back of Mighty Joe Young and rip his custom space suit apart. T-X kills Jedi Knights #4 & 8 before Obi-Wan slices her apart with his lightsaber. Sandman proves to be pretty useless in space as Jedi Master #31 cuts him apart but that Jedi Master as well as Masters #37 & 38 with Jedi Knights #12 & 13 are killed by Doc Ock and Hobgoblin before Wonder Woman punches a hole in Dr. Octupus' helmet and Gandalf uses Glamdring to stab Hobgoblin in the chest. Electro on the other hand not only kills Wonder Girl by blasting her in the head with a lightning bolt but he also takes out Jedi Knights #7 & 11 before Jedi Master #34 blocks a lightning bolt and sends it back at Electro stunning him so Knight #34 can finish him off. Obi Wan and Gandalf now lead their depleted group of Jedi's to fight Apocylypse. Apocylypse grows to almost three times the size of even his largest opponent and crushes Jedi Master #40 as well as Knight #5 & 6. Gandalf begins to raise his staff to cast a spell on the many thousand year old mutant but Apocylypse picks up a huge rock and throws it at Gandalf breaching his bulky space suit; even a wizard as powerful as Gandalf needs to breath and he is unable to stay alive. The 4 remaining Jedi Masters are able to get in close enough and cut Apocylypse apart with their lightsabers. Paul Atreides and his sworn bodyguard for the day Nemesis Enforcer lead the Atreides soldiers into battle against Wonder Woman and the 4 Jedi. Paul and the Atredeis soldiers are all armed with personal Holtzman shields but the soldiers are still only able to take out Jedi Master #35 before they are killed by Obi Wan and Jedi Master #34. Paul moves very quickly around Even Piel to dodge his lightsaber and then uses his crysknife to cut the Oxygen hose to Master Piel's tank. He then stabs his crysknife deep into the chest of Piel to make sure that he hits flesh because Shai Halud forbids him to resheath his knife if he has not allowed it to taste blood. Wonder Woman grabs the wings of Nemesis Enforcer which are pretty useless in space and pulls him to the ground. She stomps on his back and then cracks open his space helmet with one swift punch. Paul Atreides is now outnumbered 3 to 1 until Weapon Omega, Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi, Yamamoto, Shadowcat, Lockheed, Goliath, and the Leprechaun who just killed Linus because he was getting bored come up on Paul's left to flank him. Obi Wan and the crew start to back up in the other direction until they realize that all 49 Rebel Troopers have come to back up Paul on the other side. Duncan Idaho is using more energy to move at this rate in his space suit that even he can stand in order to keep up with Eradicator; and Alan Scott is moving around looking for the perfect oppurtunity to blast Eradicator, but right when they think they still have a chance to take out the Superman clone they realize that the 2 huge Transformers Abominus and Metroplex have just shown up to lend their boy Eradicator a hand. Duncan Idaho sends the last of his strength toward Eradicator in the form of a punch but Eradicator just dodges the punch than throws Idaho into the chest of Metroplex just hard enough to kill Idaho and accidentally put a good size dent into Metroplex. Alan Scott then flies toward Abominus and with a huge blast of Green Energy levels the huge Decepticon, breaking him back into 5 pieces and killing all of the Terricons. This victory is not celebrated for long though as Metroplex swats the Golden Age Green Lantern out of the air (I mean space) and Eradicator flies in to finish him off with a back breaking kick from behind. The last stand of Obi Wan, Wonder Woman, and Jedi Master #34 was a pretty good one. Obi Wan managed to remove the head of Weapon Omega and take out Rebel Troopers #1, 3, 8, 11, 18, & 27 before he had his neck chewed open by the likes of the Leprechaun. Wonder Woman was really in the mood to rip off people's wings that day because she did it to Goliath as well before she killed him along with Rebel #4, 32, 44, 45, 46, & 48. Jedi Master #34 took out Rebel #22-25, 30, & 40 before he was gunned down by the remaining Rebel Troopers.
THE LEGION OF DOOM IS VICTORIOUS!

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