Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos vs Le' Napoleon's Brigade

Pop Superstar Hannah Montana and President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos are Ben Kenobi, Azeem Edin Bashir al-Bakir, and Ahmed Best.

Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade is John McClane, Desmond Hume, Kate Austen, John “Sawyer” Ford, and Pee Wee Herman.

John McClane, Desmond Hume, Kate Austen, John “Sawyer” Ford, and Pee Wee Herman are all sitting at a table in the bar at Buffalo Wild Wings in Novi, Michigan. “I can’t believe we’re barely over .500 right now. We’re defending N.L. champs for Christ’s sake!” says John McClane as he knocks back a brew. “Hey at least we’re still in the playoffs. This year’s been rough for everyone,” replies Kate Austen. “The hell with that. All I’m saying is no one better come in here looking for a fight, cause I’m in the mood to kill someone,” fires back McClane. Just then Ben Kenobi, Azeem Edin Bashir al-Bakir and Ahmed Best walk into B-Dubs. “Aww God damn it!” McClane says as he tosses a beer bottle to the ground. All four members of Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade pull out guns and start firing at the Commandos. Errant shots pelt several waitresses including Lindsay and Sara, but smart thinking by Angela keeps her out of harm’s way. Ben Kenobi and Azeem are able to block the shots, which allows Ahmed Best to leap and tackle Pee Wee Herman off his bar stool. They proceed to get into the girliest slap fight one will ever see between two grown men. It’s so bad that Sawyer shoots both of them just so they would stop. Ben Kenobi then Force pushes McClane off his stool and over the bar. “Hey John, come out to the bar, drink some beer, have a few laughs,” McClane sarcastically mumbles to himself as he pulls shards of liquor bottles out of his arm. The three Lost characters then triple team Azeem and overwhelm him with bullets, but before he falls he launches his sword into the air and impales Desmond with it. As Desmond falls to the ground he says “Should have seen that coming.” Ben Kenobi then engages Sawyer and Kate with his lightsaber drawn. He immediately takes Sawyer’s left arm off, before taking Kate’s right arm off. Then with another couple swings of his lightsaber, he takes their other arms off as well. Now with both Kate and Sawyer unarmed (get it? HA!), the old Jedi Master makes quick work of them. “What the F*#& are you doing John? About to get killed by a Jedi, that’s what!” McClane grumbles to himself as he checks his gun. He then tosses a couple bottles of booze at Master Kenobi and shoots them with his gun, soaking Kenobi with liquor. This does not stall the Jedi from coming after the disgruntled detective. He jumps on top of the bar with his lightsaber drawn, but just as Ben lands, McClane lights a match and flicks it at the Jedi. The match ignites the liquor that was splashed all over Kenobi, which gives McClane the opportunity he needs. "Yippee ki-yay, m!#$%&*&^#@r!" John says as he fires two shots square into Ben Kenobi’s chest. He then climbs back over the bar and the moment he sits back down, Angela is already there with a fresh beer for him.

LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!