Friday, March 12, 2010

Universe Bowl Rematch: The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. George Washington's Slaves

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Percy Jackson, Tommy Oliver, & Seaworm #1-4.
George Washington’s Slaves are Amazo, Crash Bandicoot, Cthulu, Inspector Gadget, Sayid Jarrah, Sonny, Spongebob Squarepants, & Ultra Man.
 
Percy Jackson is riding atop Seaworm #1 while his partner Tommy Oliver resides safely under the water due to Percy’s protection of him via his hydrokinetic powers. Tommy Oliver sees the approaching threat of Ultra Man and Cthulu and uses his emerald flute/knife to summon the Dragon Zord. The 4 Seaworms are under the control of Percy Jackson, although the young hero is not able to control them quite as well as he can with most sea creatures, due to the fact that their base genetics are still inherent of the original Arrakis sandworms. Inspector Gadget has created a boat out of his own body, which is being occupied by Amazo, Crash Bandicoot, Sayid, & Sonny. Spongebob is swimming off on his own, being very comfortable in his native environment. But before Inspector Gadget and his crew can even formulate a plan of attack, Percy and his mind-controlled Seaworms come crashing down on Inspector Gadget. Sonny reacts quickly and pushes Amazo off of Gadget to save both himself and the super-villain. Amazo flies away from the area to safety while Sonny dives deeper into the cold water to save himself. Gadget, Crash Bandicoot, & Sayid, who barely had time to ignite his new lightsaber were all engulfed and destroyed by the Tlielaxlu created Seaworms. The Seaworms with Percy Jackson then move in the direction of the mighty Cthulu, while about 100 yards away metal crashes against metal as The Dragon Zord battles with Ultra Man. Amazo dives into the water to do battle with Tommy Oliver, who despite being under water is completely dry do to Percy’s manipulation of the oxygen bubbles around Tommy. Tommy takes advantage of what his teammate has done for him and is able to move swiftly while under the water, but he is still no match for Amazo who duplicates Tommy’s dagger so he has a weapon of his own. Amazo uses his powers to not only match Tommy’s every move but then overpowers him with his superior strength. Amazo gets a slight wound from being hit by Tommy’s emerald dagger, but is then able to put the Green Ranger in a head lock which ends with the cracking of Tommy’s neck. Percy Jackson sees the death of his new friend and realizes the danger that Amazo presents. Percy uses his massive powers of water manipulation to out amazing Amazo. With a mere thought Percy manipulates the water around Amazo with such ferocity that the android is completely crushed by the sheer force of it. The Dragon Zord is powerful and is good at moving around in the water, but the Zord can’t match Ultra Man’s speed. The Dragon Zord attempts to come in close for an attack, but Ultra Man finishes him off with an Ultra Slash. Even the mighty Cthulu is overwhelmed as he is quadruple teamed by the massive Seaworms. Cthulu swings its flabby green claws at Seaworm #1, not only ripping the sea maker in half, but also knocking Percy Jackson off of the enormous watery steed into the Arctic waters. Although Cthulu is able to kill the largest of the mighty worms, the cosmic entity is unable to defend itself as the other 3 worms drag the great old one into the sea and devour the creature piece by piece. As Percy swims thru the depths of the water he is met by the formidable opponent known as Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob attacks with a gnarly dose of kah-rot-tay, but somehow Percy is able to dodge the attack and to then rip Spongebob to pieces with his superior water-enhanced strength. Ultra Man moves towards the 3 remaining Seaworms, but he doesn’t realize that the much smaller yet extremely powerful Percy Jackson is coming up behind him in an attempt to surround him with his Seaworm allies. Percy Jackson conjures up such an amazing amount of water pressure toward Ultra Man, that it is actually able to throw all 35,000 tons of him off balance. Once Ultra Man is taken off guard by this amazing display of power from the son of Poseidon the 3 Seaworms converge on his position. Ultra Man, despite being taken off guard and heavily manipulated by Percy’s powers, is able to use his amazing strength to drive his powerful fists thru Seaworm #4, before the other 2 finish him off. Percy Jackson jumps onto the back of Seaworm #2 to claim victory for his new team. As the 2 worms with their leader Percy begin to surface; Sonny jumps out of the water. The robot has already calculated the impossibility of victory, but he wishes his very last action to be something that will honor his team forever. Sonny jumps on top of Seaworm #2 and takes Percy Jackson completely off guard. The I-Robot, then does what no other N.S.-5 can do and chooses to break the 3rd law as he puts his extremely dense alloyed fist into the face of Percy Jackson and kills the demigod. Seaworm #2 then instinctively dives back into the water until even Sonny’s alloy cannot withstand the pressure.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

6 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The Mandalorian Armor was given to Chris Artrip. No extra cost.

Solobeck said...

CONGRATS TO MY FELLOW AL-ER!!!!

Ryan said...

Hells yeah! And in a bit of irony, congrats to Horsmen Fizzle on getting the Mandalorian Armor!

Great battle Chris.

Thanks for the congrats, Becks.

Lickolas said...
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Lickolas said...

Good match Josh.

Don't worry about it Chris, if you are going to lose, lose early.

Artifact said...

Had this one marked down as a loss b4 the season started.

good work ry. I have shamed the NL