Saturday, March 13, 2010

The Right Wing Vs. Oblivio

The Right Wing is Poseidon, Silver Surfer, Phibian #1 & 2, & Opee Sea Killer #1 & 2.
Oblivio is Darwin, Triton, Dementor #10, & The Tiger Sharks: Lorka, Mako, Walro, Dolph, Octavia Angel, & Dog Fish.
 
As these 2 teams are dropped into the water, they waste no time coming at each other. Both the Dementor and Silver Surfer use their powers of flight to stay out of the water, but this does not work out well for the much slower moving Dementor. Silver Surfer, who is not happy after his barroom loss last week does not need to cast any spells as he uses the power cosmic to blast the Dementor into nothingness. The Surfer moves against Darwin next, who is already adapting nicely to his watery surroundings. Darwin has grown both gills and fins since hitting the water only a few minutes prior. Darwin and his powers work fast, but Silver Surfer isn’t exactly known for taking his time either. The Surfer swoops down and starts barraging Darwin with cosmic blasts. Darwin gains a protective coating over his body which shields him from the attacks, but Silver Surfer blasts down into the water and begins pummeling him with sheer brute force. Darwin’s body cannot withstand the abuse, so it teleports away from the beating. Silver Surfer refuses to give up though, and continually follows Darwin from Solar System to Solar System until he is eventually destroyed. Darwin eventually dies from this exchange, but he at least removes Silver Surfer from the battle as well (not that Silver Surfer dies, he just simply cannot return in time to further aid his team). Poseidon meets with his son Triton down in the murky depths of the ocean. The 2 exchange pleasantries for quite some time, before Triton states to his father that he “knows” that Poseidon will never kill his own son just simply to win a match in this meaningless league. Triton reveals that he realizes that he is but a newcomer to the FFL, but that it cannot possibly be as worthwhile as even the slightest event on Mt. Olympus or in the lives of the gods of old. Poseidon chooses not to answer with words, but instead with action. Poseidon was about to tell his son that he will be a water powerhouse in this league when he is not cursed with having to fight the god of all things aquatic, but as he is sticking his trident into Triton he knows that that is something he will have to find out for himself. Lorka is leading the Tiger Sharks, in a heated battle against the Opee Sea Killers and Phibians. The Phibians manage to take out both Dolph and Angel, while the other Tiger Sharks are concentrating on The Big Goober Fish. Dog Fish and Walro are both eaten up by the Nubian Sea Creatures, but Lorka and Mako are both able to evade the attacks of the huge fish and put a killing blow on both of the Opee Sea Killers (was it because they are the best 2 Tiger Sharks or because the Opee Sea Killers just weren’t as hungry anymore??……… We may never know). Octavia is also able to take out Phibian #12 before Phibian #11 puts a spear thru the eight limbed Tiger Shark. Phibian #11 then finds himself surrounded by Lorka and Mako. The Phibian is about to resign himself to the thought of his own demise when Poseidon swims up to lend a hand. Lorka and Mako continue the valiant fight which they had executed consistently throughout this match but it is simply not enough considering what they are up against. Poseidon looks to his Phibian minion as they are returning to The Right Wing headquarters and says: “I foresee that that team has the potential to be a great force in the water, it is almost to bad that they had to go up against us first”.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Ullyses S. Grant was given the Mandalorian Armor. No extra cost.

Lickolas said...

Great win Shan, you are still the Queen of the Sea.

Awesome "Phantom Menace" reference dude!!! I totally forgot about that argument.