Bruce's Bodacious Bullies vs Oblivio

The Bullies are Ultra Magnus, Elrond, Sandworm #10, Nightmare (w/ yellow power ring), Eeth Koth, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killer #9 & 10, Fred & George Weasaly, Predator #49, Terminator #39, Xenomorph #53, Xio Jade, Cybertronian Guardian #10, Plastic Man, Dementor #7, Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3-5, Force Adept #1-4, Arathorn, Elros, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, Gramling, Thengal, Eoman, Hayt, Junkeon #17 & 18, Nexu #4, Riik #3, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Theodred, Caira the Oldstrong, Atlas, Magik, Starkiller, The Leader (w/ a red lightsaber), Zodak, Yondu, Yellowjacket, Maj. Vance Astro, Nikki, Charlie-27, Martinex, Starhawk, Aleta, Hellion, Patriot, Wicken, Hulkling, Hawkeye, Stature, Speed, Iron Lad, Black Alice, The Stranger, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Lord Dredd w/ Lackki, Inigo Montoya (w/ a blue lightsaber), Fezzik, Zizzini, Blitzkrieg Bat (w/ a blue lightsaber), Seperatist Commando #1-6, Eagle #1-7, & Sardakaur Terror Troop #25-66.

Oblivio is Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldier #1-45, Triton, Clairy Fray, Magma, Capt. Marvel, Wheeljack, Sandworm #8, Shredder, Bellatrix Lestrange, Eowyn, Jet Jaguar, Smokescreen, Black Dragon #8, Dementor #10, Nightsister Sith Witch #19, Aleta One, Chucky (w/ a yellow power ring & a red lightsaber), Predator #46, Widget (w/ body), Jedi Master #8, Sith Lord #17 (Darth Barren), Junkeon #25, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Force Adept #5, Purple Dragon #21, Griffin #17, Troll #7, Vampire #99, Hawkeye, Space Godzilla, Gorax, Orion, Micah Jiett in Darkseid's Destroyer, Jitsu & Nightstalker, Mon-Starr & Yess-Man in Sky-Runner, & Bio-Dread #1-3.

Oblivio readies themselves for battle as Prince Nuada looks over his team high upon a cliff. He keeps Mr. Wink and Shredder close by his side as added protection. Elrond has readied his team in a much similar fashion with Galadriel and Blue Wizard #2 at his side. The two massive teams rush towards each other, slamming together with great ferocity. The enormous Golden Army begins to lay waste too much of the Sardakur Terror Troops that Bruce’s Bodacious Bullies picked up specifically for this match. Several of the Golden Army Soldiers are destroyed, but they quickly regenerate and continue their assault. “We must get that crown if we are to have any chance of victory,” Galadriel says to Elrond. The Golden Army kills the last of the Sardakur Terror Troops as Oblivio’s forces push on. Elrond sends a squad comprised of Arathorn, Elros, Inigo Montoya, Fezzik and Eeth Koth out to try and steal the crown from Prince Nuada. The team quickly moves towards the city in an attempt to surprise the Prince from his flank. Force Adept #5, Jedi Master #8, Widget, Clairy Fray and Dementor #10 then stop them in the streets. Eeth Koth moves in first and kills Force Adept #5 as Fezzik crushes Clairy Fray in his giant grip. Dementor #10 then flies around and steals the soul of Arathorn. Inigo Montoya ignites his blue lightsaber and drives into Dementor #10 which surprisingly works and kills the soul eater. Elros and Montoya work together to kill Jedi Master #8. Widget then attempts to teleport back to his team, but the four members of the Bullies follow him into his portal. They are all teleported right to the cliff where Prince Nuada is observing the battle. Inigo Montoya focuses right on the Prince. “My name is Inigo Montoya. I work for your General Manager’s father. Prepare to die.” The Prince flips and jumps out of every swipe from Montoya’s lightsaber. Fezzik is then tackled by Mr. Wink as Eeth Koth and Elros double team Shredder. The ninja master quickly slices Elros’s throat with his hand blades as he defends himself against the Jedi Master. Eeth Koth takes a swing at Shredder, who blocks it with his gauntlets. But the lightsaber doesn’t go through the metal. “But how?” a shocked Eeth Koth asks. Bellatrix Lestrange then comes out from behind a big rock and reveals that she has casts a protection spell on Shredder. She then kills her former teammate (they were both Horsemen before the Expansion Draft) with a death curse. Even though Fezzik is incredibly strong, he is simply overpowered by Mr. Wink and is killed. Inigo Montoya is valiantly defending himself against Prince Nuada, but is overwhelmed by Shredder, Bellatrix and Mr. Wink. Up in space Mon-Starr and Yess-Man are flying through the stars in Sky Runner and are leading Captain Marvel, Jet Jaguar, and a trio of Bio-Dreads against The Guardians of the Galaxy. The three Bio-Dreads are all destroyed in a relatively easy fashion. Captain Marvel and Jet Jaguar then both go off and kill Nikki, Martinex, Aleta and Yondu. The Guardians of the Galaxy look like they are going to lose this battle, but The Stranger appears and vaporizes Mon-Starr, Yess-Man, Captain Marvel, and Jet Jaguar. The Stranger then vanishes just as quickly as he appeared. Major Vance Astro, Charlie-27 and Starhawk then all look at each other with a sigh of relief. Unfortunately The Stranger doesn’t appear when Space Godzilla shows up and disintegrates them. Space Godzilla then makes his way through the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to join the rest of the battle. “We have just received word that our space front has been completely destroyed. And we have heard no word from our strike force we sent out to acquire the crown,” Iron Lad reports to Elrond. “Very well, we must forge ahead and get that crown,” replies Elrond. “I can handle it Elrond,” Magik says. “Very well.” Magik then teleports Elrond, Ultra Magnus, Galadriel, Blue Wizard #2, Proteus, Dr. Voodoo, Starkiller, and the Young Avengers all to Prince Nuada’s stronghold. Proteus immediately warps reality to their advantage as Ultra Magnus unloads his blaster into Junkeon #25, Predator #46, and Purple Dragon #21. Starkiller then leaps in and slices through Nightsister Sith Witch #19 as the Young Avengers all attack Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Shredder and Bellatrix. Prince Nuada moves swiftly and smoothly and cuts through Speed as he races around. Stature grows and stomps Mr. Wink into the ground as Wiccan fights magic with magic against Bellatrix. Shredder kills Iron Lad, but is then killed by Elrond. All the while the Golden Army is still mowing through the Bullies. The six Separatist Commandos, Duncan Idaho Ghola #8, Plastic Man, as well as the six Force Adepts all die by the Golden Army’s attack. The Stranger then arrives again and uses his vast cosmic power to blast all forty-five members of the Golden Army. Which is exactly the opening Elrond was hoping for. This attack distracted Prince Nuada for a moment. That moment, however, costs him his life, as Elrond drives his sword deep into the Prince’s chest. He then smashes the crown beneath his foot. “What are you doing? We could have used the Golden Army to our advantage,” asks Starkiller. “No. No one should have control over that much power,” responds Elrond. Dr. Voodoo and Wiccan are then able to destroy Bellatrix Lestrange. Meanwhile, in the water, Hydro-Man, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Opee Sea Killers #9 and #10 battle Triton. Though he is out numbered, Triton feels like he will have no problem defeating these opponents. Triton kills the Creature with ease, and uses his control over the water to destroy Hydro-Man. But the Opee Sea Killers attack and rip through the son of Poseidon. Space Godzilla splashes down and destroys both of the Opee Sea Killers. Back up on the surface and in the city, the team of Eowyn, Hawkeye and Orion search for the scattered members of the Bullies. They then find themselves face to face with Ken, Ryu, and Tom Bombadill. “Wait a second?! What are you doing wearing the Oblivio crest? You are supposed to be from the Transfoamers,” says Ken. “Us?! This isn’t even your match. We’re fighting the Bullies not the Midgets,” replies Hawkeye. “Well we pretty much got bored from waiting for Ryatu to watch our match, so we talked to the ‘Foamers and agreed to just start the battle,” says Ryu. “Huh, no kidding,” says Hawkeye. “Well good luck.” “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. You guys did what?!” says Ryatu as he comes down from the sky. “Yeah, we started the battle anyways. What’s the big deal? It’s not like you were in any hurry to watch it,” says Ken. “That’s not the point!” shouts Ryatu. “Excuse me, Ryatu, but while you’re busy arguing with us, there seems to be a lot of action going on in the desert,” Tom Bombadill says. “Ah God damn it!” Ryatu says as he rushes over to the desert. But he is too late, he sees both teams’ Sandworms lying dead, as well as Riik #3, Xio Jade, Terminator #39, Nexu #2, Krayt Dragon #5, Gorax, Troll #7, Thengal, and Hayt all lay dead. Space Godzilla then bursts out from the water and makes his way into the artic. He uses his cosmic fire breath to destroy both of the Bullies’ Junkeons, Eorman, Xenomorph #53, Blitzkrieg Bat, and Gramling. The Stranger then arrives again and attacks Space Godzilla. Their cosmic powers clash and in a single massive explosion, but combatants are destroyed. The six Eagles then swoop in and kill Jitsu and Nightstalker, as well as Darth Barren and Vampire #99. Magma then uses her powers to cover Eagles #2, 4, and 5 in lava, killing the giant birds. Hellion then uses his mutant abilities to destroy Griffin #17, as Caira the Oldstrong overpowers Orion. Micah Jiett then flies in Darkseid’s Destroyer and destroys the three remaining Eagles, but is quickly blasted by Cybertronian Guardian #10. It looks like another defeat is all but eminent for Oblivio, but Wheeljack runs out from his makeshift laboratory in the city with what seems to be a bigger version of the crown that Prince Nuada wore. Wheeljack puts it on and is able to reactivate the Golden Army. But, only 23 of the 45 are able to be revived. The revived Golden Army begins to their assault again and plows through both Weasley brothers, Lord Dredd, Lackki, The Leader, Nexu #4, Hawkeye, Zizzini, and all three Jedi Lightsaber Scientists. But the Bodacious Bullies are not ones to give up. Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir, Isilidor, and Theodred all attack as one, but Black Dragon #8 flies in and spray acid all over Elladan, Elrohir, and Isilidor. Elrond and Theodred team up and are able to take down the Black Dragon. Dementor #7 then flies in and kills Eowyn. Hawkeye then pulls out one of his specialty arrows and bull’s-eyes Dementor #7. The Golden Army continues to attack and takes out Atlas, Caira, Yellowjacket, Black Alice, and Predator #49. Chucky then flies in with his yellow power ring and goes right after Nightmare. The demonic doll ignites his red lightsaber and kills Nightmare with one quick pass. He then uses his power ring to destroy Starkiller and Zodak. Aleta One races in and leaps into action. She transforms and runs up Cybertronian Guardian #10 and blasts him several times right in the neck. This seems to work as the Cybertronian Guardian falls. The Golden Army under the control of Wheeljack then kicks into overdrive and overwhelms the rest of the Bullies. But in one amazing stand, the Bullies are able to destroy all but seven members of the Golden Army.

OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!