TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips

TEAM is Ultraman, Owlman, Power Ring, White Martian, Johnny Quick, Mon El, Superboy, Lor Zod, Bloodwind, Ethan Hunt, He-Man w/ Battle Cat, She-Man, King Randor, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the Pony, Willow, Jackie Chan, Zombie Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Mr. Miyagi, Mitsurgi, Lord Katsumoto, Galactiac, Iron Lantern, Thanoseid, Thorion, Cronos, Treebeard, Hector, Neo-Cymek #1-12, Cybertronian Guardian #1-6, Galvatron, Apeface & Spasma, Cromedome & Stylor, The Power Dashers: Jet, Car, & Drill, Blaster w/ Rewind, Eject, Ramhorn, Steeljaw, Raindance, & Grandslam, Perceptor, Arcee, Reflector, Wreck-Gar, Hot Rod, Junkeon #11 & 12, Leader 1, Cop-Tur, Ghanima Atreides, Lady Jessica Atreides, Duke Leto Atreides, Duke Paulus Atreides, Krang, Two-Face, The Kurgan, The Eagle, Billy Lee, The Centurions: Ace McLeod, Jake Rockwell, Max Ray, Rex Charger, & John Thunder, The Shining Force, Depa Billaba w/ Jedi Padawan #39A, Crutus Penari w/ Jedi Padawan #38A, Jedi Councilman #2, Zombie Jedi Knight #36, Mike and Laura Sroka (w/ blue lightsabers), Aquamariner, Birdman, Avenger, & Birdboy, Shaun Poteracki, Bomberman.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Supergirl, Madeline Pryor, Mr. Sinister Serci, Zombie Master Mold, Zombie Master Chief, Shadowcat, Black Queen, Superboy Prime, Luscious Malfoy, Apocalypse, The Myrmidons: Achilles, Sabertooth, Deathstroke (w/ a blue lightsaber), Miho (w/ a blue lightsaber), Taskmaster, Chris Artrip (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a green lightsaber) in The Pimpmobile, & Julie Artrip (w/ a green lightsaber) riding shotgun in the Time Machine Delorean, Larry Reamer (w/ a green lightsaber) driving the Time Machine Delorean, Scar, Hal Jordan Parallax, Sinestro, Amon Sur, Starscream, Sunstorm, Ramjet, The Stunticons: Motor Master, Dead End, Break Down, Wildrider, & Dragstrip, Slag, Snarl, Sludge, Daken, Sixshot, Ryan Poteracki in The Eagle, Josh Houslander Jedi Knight in the Millennium Bucko, Exodus, Destroyer, Annihilus, Monarch, The Joker,/ Major Amos Dundee, Elixir, Cloud Strife, & Vincent Valentine in The Attack Trak, The Witch King w/ Fell Beast, The Balrog of Moria, Moltenadon, Tripticon, Solomon Grundy, Circuit Breaker, Archangel, Guild Navigator #1 in a Guild Heighliner, Juggernaut, Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master & Ce Ce Denowi in a Snow Speeder, Capt. Serpentor, Mr. Saeese Tiin, Lt. Mara Jade, & Lt. Jamie Madrox in The USS Enterprise, Gozar the Gozarian, Zuul, Vince Clortho, Tommy Oliver, The Thundercats: Lion-O, Panthro, Cheetara, Jaga, Tigra, The Silverhawks: Quicksilver w/ Tallyhawk, Bluegrass, Steelheart w/ Rayzor, Steelwil w/ Stronghold, The Copper Kid w/ Mayday in Mirage, Hotwing w/ Gyro, Flashback w. Backlash, & Moonstiker w/ Tailspin, G-Force: Mark, Jason, Tiny, Princess, & Keyop in The Phoenix, Jason Voorhees, Pinhead, Hades, Medusa, Armadillo in Rolling Thunder, Stitch in The Quinjet, Fives in an AT-RT, Ravager, Dazzler, KISS: Gene Simmons (w/ a red lightsaber), Paul Stanley (w/ a Heat Axe), Ace Frehley (w/ an Atlas), & Peter Criss (w/ a Halberd),


No two teams in all of Fantasy Fantasy have as much history as TEAM and The Horsemen. Without question the rivalry that these two teams have is the most talked about rivalry in the entire FFL. Respected by all, and hated by most these 2 teams, and the division that they are in a constant battle over have been considered the best in the league since day 1. The battle for the little brown laser as always is an all out brawl with every member of both teams attempting to make a name for themselves; but before we talk about that, I take you into the locker room of The Horsemen of Apokolips before the match even begins. Head Coach Hannibal Lectur visits the suite of Supergirl after the year 1 MVP refused to allow herself to be “summoned” by Coach Lectur to his office. Hannibal brings Luke Skywalker & Apocalypse with him for the visit. Hannibal informs Supergirl that he plans to give her the start this week against their arch-rival TEAM, but Supergirl does not take the news quite like the head coach had hoped. Supergirl responds: “Oh, I see. So after making me sit here on the bench bored and rotting in the locker room, now all the sudden you need me? Well, maybe I’m not interested in starting anymore”. Hannibal responds with: “Supergirl, you must understand that we didn’t need you before, but this is TEAM, they are our arch-rivals and we need your help”. “Ohhh, so you didn’t need me before. That’s funny, it sure looked like you needed me in Week 3 when you got embarrassed by The Right Wing, a NATIONAL LEAGUE team I might add”. says Supergirl. Apocalypse snidely chimes in with: “Hey Coach, why don’t you just threaten to eat her, like you do the other people on the team”? But before Hannibal can tell him he’s out of line Supergirl responds: “Hah, he can go ahead and try, maybe he can have his lackey the Grand Jedi Master over here sweep up his teeth for him afterwards”. “Enough of this, I didn’t come here to argue. I’m the coach and I’m telling you, you got the start this week. Be ready in an hour. And don’t try the apathy bit with me, I know you want to beat TEAM as much as any of us”. Hannibal says. Supergirl gets the last word in as the trio is leaving when she says: “Beat TEAM, ehh: Been there done that”... Back to the battle... All of TEAM stands at the ready, with almost the entire TEAM positioned in between 2 large buildings in the Metropolitan area of the play-off planet. The Horsemen first arrive as one enormous ship, and one that is still very large but is dwarfed by its counterpart. The Guild Heighliner is carrying the majority of the team, even though the only crew it has is The Guild Steersman and a half of a dozen of Jamie Madrox’s duplicates to work the ship’s weapons and surveillance systems. The rest of the team, vehicles and all are simply sitting in the ship’s massive cargo hold, except for the Horsemen who are aboard The USS Enterprise which is of course the ship flanking the massive heighliner in the atmosphere. For TEAM, only Aquamariner and Max Ray are absent from their barricade between the 2 buildings, as they have set up camp in the center of the water, where they will await attack from an outside source. Aside from the Horsemen who are able to exit the Guild Heighliner on their own, the ship delivers the rest of the team down to the ground below, where the battle can finally begin. The Neo-Cymeks are ordered to attack and attack they do as they take out Sludge, Snarl, & Slag,, as well as Daken before they head high into the sky to execute their real mission. The 12 Neo-Cymeks are dwarfed by the 2 huge ships of The Horseman but they fly in swiftly and begin their attack. Jamie Madrox is a major presence in both the heighliner and the Enterprise as his duplicates are running both of the ship’s weapon’s systems. The Guild Heighliner is to large to make any serious movements inside the atmosphere, so its only line of defense is to fire back on the Neo-Cymeks as they are attacking. The Enterprise on the other hand, as ordered by Capt. Serpentor takes evasive action as well as going on the offensive against the Neo-Cymeks. The Guild’s massive las cannons take aim and are able to destroy 3 of the Neo-Cymeks, but eventually the Neo-Cymeks superior firepower plays into the equation and the remaining 9 are able to inflict enough damage to destroy the Guild Heighliner. The massive ship falls from the sky and creates an enormous crater in the desert area of the planet. The Enterprise gains an ally in its fight against the cymeks when Luke and Ce Ce Denowi fly up in the Snow Speeder to aid them. The Cymeks inflict some serious damage on The Enterprise, but in the end Luke’s amazing dog-fighting abilities help to take out 3 of the cymeks while Master Tiin’s great piloting skills and the Enterprise’s numerous weapons systems are able to take out the rest of them. Ultraman leads a team of super-powered flyers up into the air to finish off The Enterprise. He knows that if TEAM is going to win this match then they are going to have to eliminate this nuisance once and for all. Especially since The Enterprise’s artillery attacks on TEAM’s supposed secured area has already taken the lives of Two-face, Cybertronian Guardian #4, Mitsurugi, Bomberman, & The Power Dasher Drill. Ultraman is on his way up to attack The Enterprise when he sees an open opportunity to enact one of his devious plans. Superboy Prime and Scar are flying high above the battle with no one else around them, so Ultraman takes this moment to lead his team of Power Ring, White Martian, Mon El, Superboy, & Lor Zod against them in an attempt to take theses 2 powerful Horsemen out of the equation before they have an opportunity to rejoin their team and do an enormous amount of potential damage. Ultraman and his crew attack the 2 combatants fiercely and take them by surprise. Superboy rime and Scar react quickly and together take out The White Martian, but they are then overwhelmed by the super-powered force and both destroyed. Ultraman is ecstatic at the removal of these 2 high powered Horsemen and then moves his TEAM back into position where they can attack The Enterprise. Ultraman and his crew begin barraging The Enterprise with attacks but The crew of The Enterprise fights back. They focus their firepower to take out Mon El but the remaining TEAMmembers simply do to much damage to the Enterprise. Saeese Tiin, Mara Jade, and a few of the Madrox duplicates make it out of the top hatch of the crashing ship in a last ditch effort to fight for their team, where they are attacked. Master Tiin and the rest of the brave crew are able t kill Power Ring before their demise, but Ultraman orders his TEAM to fall back, which they do. The entire crew of The Enterprise dies as the ship lands not far from the wreckage of The Guild Heighliner in the desert area. The Phoenix and The Miraj fly in together in standard 2 by 2 formation and take out Apeface, Spasma, Cromedome, Stylor, and The Power Dasher Jet all in one strafing run. The 2 ships then part ways, as The Phoenix flies in to attack The 5 Cybertronian Guardians and The Miraj attacks Galactiac. The Phoenix takes out 2 Guardians before the ship is destroyed but G-Force still manages to eject in time to continue the battle. G-Force and the Guardians become locked in a war of attrition with both sides suffering heavily. The Guardians are all destroyed, but only Mark lives thru the battle. Galactiac swats Miraj out of the air killing its pilot Bluegrass, but The Silverhawks have already been shot out of the ship. Galactiac is being swarmed when the battle begins to expand. The remaining Silverhawks that were not inside Miraj show up to help out their buds, but Thanoseid shows up to Quicksilver delivers a blow to the neck of Thanoseid that kills him in an instant, but not before Thanoseid has already taken out Tallyhawk, Flashback, Backlash, Moonstriker, Tailspin, and Steelheart. Galactiac is able to take out the rest of The Silverhawks with his cosmic powers. Luke Skywalker and Ce Ce Denowi fly low in their Snow Speeder and use harpoons and tow cables to tie the 2 Junkeons together, before blowing them both up with one perfectly aimed shot to their cores. They then moves against The Centurions. The 2 Jedi Masters are able to take out both Jake Rockwell and John Thunder from the air but eventually their Snow Speeder is shot down by Ace McLeod. The 2 Jedi Masters, who together have a midi-chlorian count that is higher than 10 average Jedis both eject from the speeder and use their lightsabers to lay waste to not only Ace McLeod and Rex Charger but also The Kurgan and Billy Lee as well. The reluctant team-up of Hal Jordan Parallax and Sinestro lead Amon Sur and Annihilus into the water area to clear out the setting and so they can continue the battle on the front that they seem to be thus far controlling somewhat handedly. The 4 combatants dive into the water and begin their search for the waterTEAM, but at first have no luck. The 4 Horsemen (no pun intended) are then ambushed by both Aquamariner and Max Ray. Aquamariner has a little bit of luck in choosing a spot in Jordan’s aura that must no have been all to reinforced and uses his superior strength to crush his skull before he has time to react. Max Ray then unloads just about every weapon he has in his vast underwater arsenal to annihilate Annihilus. Surprise was definitely the ally of TEAM to begin this skirmish, but once the waterTEAM is discovered Sinestro and Amon Sur are able to lay waste to them with their yellow power rings. Fives in the AT-RT is unable to hit Duke Leto Atreides because of his personal Holtzman shield, but he is able to waste Krang. The Lady Jessica is appalled by the attack on her Duke, even if it was unsuccessful, and her Bene Gesserit training kicks in. She dodges the attacks of the AT-RT and rushes in all by herself. She swings herself around the back of the mini-walker and uses the AT-RT itself as leverage and as a means to spin herself around to the front of it and deliver a powerful kick to the head of Fives that shatters every bone from his shoulders up. Armadillo fires one of Rolling Thunders rocket at Galactiac, which seems to do the job and then shoots the other one at Perceptor (that might have been a waste of a valuable rocket, but that is just my opinion). Perceptor is completely destroyed by this. Galvatron transforms into his cannon form and fires a barrage of shots at Rolling Thunder until it is eventually destroyed. He then transforms back into robot form and uses his arm-mounted cannon to take out The Attack Trak and all of its passengers. Tommy Oliver sees what Galvatron is doing and uses his flute/dagger to call upon the services of The Dragon Zord, but Ethan “Mr. those who can’t do teach” Hunt is eager to make a difference in his first ever FFL match. Since the very beginning of Season 1 Ethan Hunt has been busy training TEAM in the locker room, but after a long wait is now getting his chance to shine. Ethan rushes up behind Tommy and kicks the flute out of his hand. He then begins battling with Tommy. The kung fu moves that the 2 of them throw down rival any Norris movie ever made but eventually Ethan knocks Oliver down and then delivers a crushing leg blow to his face. Ethan then pulls out his Beretta and unloads the clip on the green flute/dagger which destroys the power and makes The Dragon Zord fall over turning into nothing more than a useless hunk of metal. The Witch King, Moltenadon, & The Balrog of Moria attack the Shining Force. The Shining Force’s Samurai Warrior uses his Katana to kill The Witch King’s Fell Beast and knock him to the ground but once the Witch King gets to his feet he makes short work of both the samurai and the ninja, whose Doom Blade and magical spells prove all but useless against The Lead Ringwraith. Moltenadon and The Moria Balrog go off and easily wipe out all of The Shining Force’s knights, healers, and flyers. They also kill Gort and Domingo (before he can use his mastery of the Freeze spell). Tao casts Blaze 4 on The Witch King but he still keeps coming. Anri then casts Freeze 4 on The Balrog of Moria which actually freezes the balrog and kills him. Max takes a cue from this and then uses the Chaos Breaker on Moltenadon which has the same effect. The Witch King walks right thru the Blaze spell and crushes Willow as well, who had come to aid The Shining Force. The small and unassuming Tao then pulls out her Demon Rod and sticks it into the side The Witch King, proving that although no man can kill The Ringwraith, that a woman can. Only Max, Tao, Anri, Luke, & Zylo remain alive from The Shining Force. Blaster ejects all of his tapes and then notices a little white Jeep racing towards them at its top speed (about 65 MPH). Blaster says: “What kind of crazy car is that, looks like an ice cream truck with out the killer tunes”. The vehicle doesn’t seem to be slowing down at all as it comes toward them. Blaster adds once again: “I think this driver has a kamikaze death wish”. The Jeep then rams into the mini-gestalt of Grandslam blowing up both them and the male jeep. Jedi Knight Josh Houslander, who has actually jumped out of the moving vehicle a little while ago thinks to himself “that it is a good thing I remembered that the throttle sticks on that thing whenever you double stomp the gas peddle or that never would have worked. Josh then ignites his blue lightsaber and jumps into action. Josh force pushes Steeljaw and then cuts off his metal head and screams: “Why the hell aren’t you called Fast Forward as he uses his lightsaber to totally jack up Eject. Unfortunately for the studly Jedi Knight (it’s kind of hard to tell him and Ethan Hunt apart on the battle field in all honesty) Rewind gets a hit in on Josh and Blaster finishes him off with a huge metal fist that crushes him into the ground. Ryan sees his best bud Josh get wasted by the Autobots and rushes in in The Eagle. Ryan guns it and heads toward Blaster but as he attempts to jump out the damn driver door lock starts acting up again and he gets stuck in the truck. “Well at least I’m gonna totally take an Autobot out with me” Ryan says aloud to himself as he crashes his Dakota into Blaster and blasts them both apart. Chris Artrip is passing by in The Pimpmobile with Deathstroke, Miho, & Taskmaster all crammed in with him. Taskmaster says: “Yo Fizz, wasn’t that your buddies that just got wasted back there”? Miho adds: “I say we go avenge them”. Artifact spins the Pimpmobile around even though they all know that they are supposed to meeting up with Achilles and Sabertooth a couple of blocks away and says: “yeah, I guess we should. Maybe we wouldn’t have to if those 2 geniuses knew how to put a car in park” Fizzle says as he is doing just that. They jump out of the fine piece of 80’s technology and Fizzle lays down some blaster bolts as cover for the Myrmidons to make short work of the remaining 2 tapes, they then take it a little further and whoop up on all 3 parts of Reflector as well before hopping back in The Pimpmobile and racing to the rendezvous point with Achilles. Mike and Laura are getting used to their lightsabers and are already pretty decent with them. The 2 of them continue with TEAM’s surprise attack theme for the day and take out Jaga and Tigra before the 2 Thundercats even know that they are there. Mike and Laura then run out into the street at the worst possible time for them. Z and the Myrmidons are already running late to meet up with Achilles and Sabertooth when Chris sees Mike and Laura right in front of his car. “Sorry Sorks” he says as he plows over both of them with the Cavalier. The 4 Pimpmobile bound Myrmidons finally arrive to meet up with Achilles and Sabertooth who have already killed Depa Billaba and her Padawan despite their Vandpuun fighting skills. They hop out of the car and Achilles asks them what took them so long. Chris answers with: “Sorry boss, I ran into some old friends”. Hector leads Thorion, Cronos, & Treebeard against the Myrmidons (minus Julie of course cause she is chillin in the Delorean with Pipes). Achilles rushes up on Treebeard and starts hacking away at the living tree while the other Myrmidons (3 of whom ignite their lightsabers) jump into action as well. Chris goes into melee attack mode and has his brother in laws old Katana in his left hand with his lightsaber in his right. He rushes Thorion, but the amalgam character is able to crush Artrip and crush him, Mandalorian Armor and all. Deadly little Miho is able to use the death of her fellow Myrmidon to their advantage though and get in close enough to put her lightsaber thru the neck of Thorion. Achilles back-flips off of the now dead Treebeard but ironically enough has his foot cut off by the blade of Hector. The Trojan then stands over his rival and finishes him off with a swift sword to the throat. Sabertooth jumps into avenge his captain and eventually comes out on top of the brawl with Hector. Cronos uses his godlike (never mind, I guess if you are a god, than you aren’t just godlike) strength to rip Miho and Taskmaster apart. He then pulls Sabertooth’s head clean off of his body but is killed when his head is removed by the lightsaber of Deathstroke. Apocalypse squares off against Iron Lantern and kills him when he grows to three times the size of Iron Lantern and crushes him thru his energy aura with his size variable mutant strength. The slow blade penetrates the shield, which is how Luke and Denowi are able to kill both Duke Leto and his father Paulus. The Eagle then uses some majorly advanced mental technology that even my superior Watcher brain can’t understand to kill Ce Ce Denowi but Luke is still able to tap into the force enough to cut off his air supply and kill The Eagle. Bloodwind attacks Gozar the Gozarian but Gozar disappears and then returns as a ball of fire to kill Bloodwind. He-Man atop Battle Cat and She-Man then attack Gozar who is now in the form of an all powerful Skeletor, but the 2 of them are able to combine their heroic abilities and defeat him. Battle Cat does not survive the battle. Zuul and Vince Clortho attack the 2 hobbits and knock Sam off of Bill the Pony. They pounce on the faithful little pony and kill him but the 2 hobbits have an amazing amount of bravery packed into their little bodies, and are able to pull their daggers (Sting in Frodo’s case) and finish off the 2 followers of the now dead Gozar. Stitch crashes the Quinjet into Wreck-gar to blow him to bits and then jumps out to continue fighting. He meets up with Zombie Jet Li and then can’t compete with his Zombie hunger fueled Kung Fu, Jet Li enjoys his little blue meal very much. Gene Simmons leads KISS and Dazzler, who is fueling their music with her powers while they use both this advantage and their new weapons to take out Owlman and Johnny Quick, although Peter Criss and Paul Stanley do not survive the attack. Jason Voorhees takes out Crutus Penari’s padawan (#38A), but Zombie Jedi Knight #36 is able to overtake Jason and happily devour his evil soul. Crutus Penari and The Jedi Councilman overtake Pinhead with their lightsabers and then mow thru Panthro and Cheetara as well. Liono takes out The Jedi Councilman but is sliced in half by Penari’s yellow lightsaber. Luke attacks Crutus and is unaware of Crutus’ lightsaber and what it can do. Penari’s lightsaber cuts thru Luke’s and leaves the Grand Jedi Master defenseless. Luke is still able to use his superior mastery of the force to force push Crutus into a wall which cracks his neck. Larry and Julie are flying around in the Delorean when they begin being chased by Ultraman. They know that they have nothing they can do to defeat him and try to escape but they just can’t seem to shake the evil Superman. “Just get us out of here” Julie screams as Ultraman continues to stay up on them. Larry activates the flux compasitor and the Delorean blasts into the future. They didn’t bother to set the dates do to the circumstances, but they find themselves 10 hours into the future where they see nothing more than me, the all powerful Watcher flying away saying the words: TEAM IS VICTORIOUS”! Larry and Julie are shocked, but before they have an opportunity to react Birdman catches a glimpse of them while the remaining members of TEAM are going back to base. Birdman, along with Birdboy and Avenger fly over to attack what they know are Horsemen. Birdman flies up fast on the Delorean and attacks but Larry takes evasive action. Julie then in a daring move opens up the gull wing door and knocks Birdman back several feet, stunning him and buying them a little more time....... TIME...... THEY DON’T NEED TIME.... THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE. Julie then jumps out the open door and hops onto the roof of the Delorean. “What the hell are you doing, you’re as crazy as your brother” Larry screams to Julie as she is on top of the car. Julie then pulls out her brother’s old Glock 27 and pops a .40 in Birdboy like it ain’t no thang. Avenger then flies in towards Julie, but she drops the glock and ignites her green lightsaber just in time to cut the bird in half. Larry screams to Julie: Okay, good work, now get back in the car, we’re like a zillion feet in the air“. Julie begins to climb into the car when Birdman regains his bearings and flies back toward them. Birdman punches Julie and knocks her off the car sending her plummeting to her doom, but as she is falling out Larry hears her say: “It’s not to late Larry, you can still change it”. Larry then pulls the passenger door closed and swings the car around. He aims the jets at Birdman and fries him as he resets the flux compasitor once again and brings it up to 88 MPH. Motor Master orders the Stunticons to merge to form Menacer; and the Gestalt and Sinestro then follow the lead of Supergirl as she decides that she is actually going to show up in this battle and do something. For TEAM, He-Man leads Ultraman, Superboy, Lor Zod, & Galvatron in an “all-out-go-crazy-lets-wrap-this-match-up-sometime-before-next-week-attack as well. This TEAM-up works as a unit and wipes out some heavy-hitters including Madeline Pryor, Mr. Sinister, Serci, Zombie Master Mold, Zombie Master Chief, Amon Sur Shadowcat, Black Queen, Luscious Malfoy, Mark, Ravager, Dazzler, Gene Simmons, & Ace Frehley. Apocalypse kills Lor Zod, but he eventually falls to this wicked team-up as well. Supergirl’s team is joined by Starscream and Sunstorm and they go crazy killing Ethan Hunt, She-Man, King Randor, Frodo, Sam, Shaun Poteracki, Zombie Jedi Knight #36, Max, Tao, Luke, Anri, & Zylo. Circuit Breaker is able to fry the insides of both Leader 1 and Cop-Tur, but is then killed by the stealthy little Ghanima Atreides. Hot Rod uses his arm mounted lasers to take out Solomon Grundy, but Juggernaut then runs right thru the center of him. Monarch crushes Lady Jessica and her granddaughter Ghanima, but Monarch is then blown to pieces by Galvatron. Exodus easily wipes out Arcee Zombie Jet Li, and The Power Dasher Car, but he is then overtaken by He-Man and his super-group of bad-a**es, Destroyer meets the same fate as Exodus, once he meets up with The Ultraman/Superboy combo. Galvatron knows exactly where to hit Menacer to blow him to bits, and Lord Katsumoto along with his stealth team of Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, and Mr. Miyagi are actually able to take out Sinestro. Ultraman sends Hades to hell and Superboy makes Medusa Stone cold, while He-Man stops Juggernaut and uses his lifeless body to ground Archangel. Galvatron, is fighting like a Decepticon possessed as he is so eager, as a first round pick from last year to prove that they can beat The Horsemen without Superman and Unicron so he blasts Ramjet out of the air, but he is then taken out as Sunstorm does what he does best and crashes into Galvatron letting off an explosion that no only kills both of them, but takes out Mr. Miyagi and The Joker as well who was busy humming the best around and trying to taunt Miyagi with imitation karate moves. He-Man punches right thru Sixshot, while Ultraman and Superboy rocket thru Tripticon. Starscream then flies by out of nowhere and lights up He-Man like the 4th of July yo. Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, & Lord Katsumoto attack Deathstroke and win, but only Katsumoto survives the meeting. At this point Ultraman has his entire TEAM regroup back on top of the highest skyscraper on the play-off planet (ya know Josh Houslander tower). Only Ultraman, Superboy, & Lord Katsumoto remain for TEAM, but only Supergirl and the lightsaberless Luke Skywalker remain for The Horsemen. Luke feels very uneasy and feels a sense of hopelessness that he has not faced in many years. He rushes toward the 2 Kryptonians and the samurai lord but Ultraman merely pushes him with his palm and sends him falling off of the roof. Supergirl stands alone on the roof when Katsumoto says: “She was the league’s MVP and the first person to ever kill Superman, we should not take her lightly”. “Oh, it won’t be lightly, we and Jr. over here are gonna give it to her nice and heavy”. Says Ultraman. Superboy says: “She’ outnumbered, we can take her”. Supergirl stands by defiant, but she knows in her heart that she can’t take the 2 of them by herself. But suddenly the Delorean comes hovering into view with Luke Skywalker on its hood. “I thought you could use a hand Supergirl, oh and by the way Luke, you owe me one“. Larry says to his fellow Horsemen. Larry then grabs the lightsaber off of his belt and throws it to Luke saying: “I have a feeling that you’ll put this to better use than I will”. Luke smiles at TEAM as he catches it but Ultraman says: “Fine, we’ll kill them both”. But Larry adds: “Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I brought back some help”. At this cue, the passenger gull wing door opens and both Superboy Prime and Scar pop out. “Remember us” the evil little guardian Scar says. Supergirl, Scar, Superboy Prime, & Luke then rip both Ultraman and Superboy apart, while Larry is still parking the Delorean. Lord Katsumoto is on the ground with 2 broken legs, but still kneeling to stay up and defiant to the end. Luke says to him: “Well, it looks like we’ve beat TEAM again”. Katsumoto replies with: “You didn’t beat TEAM, you beat team. Are best players are sitting home and we still almost beat you”. This is no victory for you, we’ll see you in the play-offs, now FINISH THIS”. Katsumoto of course wants Luke to cut off his head, so he can die honorably, but Luke says: “No, it’s not the Jedi way”. Luke refuses to end his life and then tosses the lightsaber back to its owner; Larry’s no Jedi, and he doesn’t mind doing Katsumoto the favor. The Horsemen are all celebrating on the rooftops except for Supergirl. Larry says: “Come on Supergirl, we just beat TEAM, how about a little excitement”. Supergirl replies: “Been there done that”.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!