Monday, May 9, 2011

The Abomitrons Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

The Abomitrons are Yaddle, Odin, Dark Beast, Cyborg Superman, and Immell #4 (Paddle), Immell #18 (Dr. Ray Wookie), & Ewok Child #1 in a Rhino 4 x 4.

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Oa Guardian #1 (w/ a green lantern ring), Oa Guardian #2-4, Jack Bauer, Beast Boy, & Nomi Sunrider.


Plans have no time for formulation as these two teams clash within the tiny planet of Degobah. Mini -battles erupt all over the swamps as Yaddle and Nomi Sunrider's green lightsabers clash with each other in the thick tree-tops high above the battle. The force strong area surrounding them significantly strengthens both of their Jedi powers as the two females jump around each other in an amazing display of acrobatics. Nomi takes a hard swing at her much smaller opponent, but Yaddle manages to dodge the blow and finish off Sunrider with a lightsaber sweep to the neck. The four Oa Guardians, led by the green ring wielding Guardian #1 are squaring off against the formidable duo of Cyborg Superman and Odin, while Beast Boy is rapidly changing from jaguar, to raptor, to bald eagle and back in order to try and keep up with the Rhino 4x4 that is being driven through the swampy landscape by Paddle. Dr. Ray Wookie provides cover for the vehicle with his proton pack, but Beast Boy manages to evade the blasts while keeping up with the ATV. The Ewok Child is as scared as an Ewok Child as Beast Boy in his ever-changing forms get closer and closer to The Abomitron Vehicle. Back on drier land, Jack Bauer is taking a beating like only Jack Bauer can from Dark Beast, when the CTU Agent falls to the ground and pulls a tactical knife from his boot. Dark Beast jumps high into the air in order to gain momentum for his driving aerial attack on the human, when Jack rolls out of the way and gets behind the mutant. "Look for your own dimension in Hell" Jack says as he plunges the knife deep into the throat of Dark Beast to take out the intelligent deviant. Odin summons some Asgardian Power to take out Oa Guardian #3, but before he can do it again the other three guardians overwhelm and destroy him with their cosmic powers. This leaves Cyborg Superman to battle with them high above the swampy landscape, while Beast Boy manages to land on the Rhino in Pterodactyl form and than quickly turn into a Grizzly Bear long enough to maul both Ewok Child #1 and Dr. Ray Wookie. Paddle draws her hockey stick shaped lightsaber and swings at Beast Boy, but Beast Boy turns into a howler monkey and uses his tail to knock the strange shaped lightsaber out of her hand. Beast Boy then turns in to a Rhino ( on top of the Rhino) and drives (while it is driving) his horn (while Paddle inadvertently leans on the horn) into Paddle’s chest (sorry, no vehicle pun with this one). Beast Boy jumps off of the vehicle, and instantly turns into a hawk and takes flight in order to join his Oa Guardian teammates in battle against Cyborg Superman. Cyborg Superman uses his heat vision to melt Oa Guardian #2, while he is simultaneously using his freeze breath to crack Oa Guardian #4; and this is all before Beast Boy can even get up enough height to help them out. Beast Boy flies above Cyborg Superman and turns into a Brontosaurus, right above him. This both stuns Cyborg Superman and brings him down to the ground, but in essence doesn’t necessarily work in the favor of The Kennelz. Jack Bauer grabs his Sig-Saur and joins his teammates, but Cyborg Superman regains his composure and is joined by Yaddle. Cyborg Superman delivers a punch to the face of Jack Bauer which could kill just about any human on the universe, and which sends the Federal Agent sailing in to the distance. Beast Boy turns in to a T-Rex and attempts to bite down on the body of Cyborg Superman, but the half Kryptonian grabs a hold of both sides of his jaw and completely rips Beast Boy apart in what is possibly his most powerful form. While he is in the midst of this offensive posture, Oa Guardian #1 takes the opportunity to unleash the full potential of both his green lantern ring, as well as his own cosmic powers. This amazing display of power, serves to take out Cyborg Superman once and for all, but the Oa Guardian’s release of power serves as futile as Cyborg Superman’s four year teammate Yaddle avenges him by force pushing the Guardian over and then plunging her under-sized green lightsaber in to his chest. Yaddle looks around the battlefield assuming that all are defeated; but if she thinks that no man can live through a punch from Cyborg Superman... Than she doesn’t know Jack.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS

The Abomitrons: Yaddle is the sole survivor (R.I.P. Cyborg Superman)

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve: Jack Bauer lives to fight another day.

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