George Washington's Slaves vs. The Transfoamers

“RUSTY!!!”
-Cosmo Kramer

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 4, Week 10 Match located on the Moon. They are as follows:

George Washington’s Slaves: Starship Troopers #1-4, Cosmo Kramer, Gonzo and Kamilla.

The Transfoamers: Iceman and Slider in a Y-Wing, Starscream’s Ghost, Darth Rage and Auric Goldfinger.

Let the battle begin. . .

Due to a professional courtesy espoused upon the combatants by this Watcher, a space station has been placed upon the moon for the combatants. Inside, Gonzo is seen tied to a table, bound by his arms and legs. Gonzo looks up at Auric Goldfinger.

Auric Goldfinger: Tell me where the others are. I know they are here.

Gonzo: Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No, Mr. Gonzo. I expect you to die.

Goldfinger activates a laser that is about to cut Gonzo in half when he is ambushed by Kamilla. Chicken feathers fly everywhere and Goldfinger falls to the floor. The Bond villain rises and pulls out a gun. As he is about to shoot Kamilla, his body is riddled by bullets. Goldfinger falls; dead. Cosmo Kramer steps from the shadows, a gun in his hand.

Kramer: Giddyup!

Kramer is joined by Starship Troopers #1-4. The Slaves walk through the station, anxiously looking for their enemy. They come upon Darth Rage. Rage ignites his lightsaber. As the Sith is about to face the entire Slaves’ team, the station is barraged by the proton torpedoes of Iceman and Slider in a Y-Wing. Starscream’s Ghost joins the fray and blasts the station. The structure begins to crumble and with it, Kamilla is crushed.

Gonzo: You will be avenged my love!

Gonzo joins Kramer and the Troopers as they all put on space suits and fly out of the station’s portal. Darth Rage locates the final pressurized suit and flies out of the station following the Slaves. Just as he is about to reach Kramer, he is accidentally shredded by the Y-Wing’s laser fire. The blast throws Kramer toward the Y-Wing and his body is sucked into the right fuselage. The Y-Wing erupts in fire, but Iceman manages to steady the starship and blasts Starship Troopers #3 and 4 in the process. Starscream’s Ghost focuses on Gonzo and Starship Troopers #1 and 2. The Transformer destroys the troopers and Gonzo’s body, like Kramer before, is thrown into the Y-Wing’s other fuselage. The intensity of the damage suffered by the Y-Wing due to Kramer and Gonzo is too much. The vehicle, as well as its fliers, Iceman and Slider, are destroyed.

George Washington’s Slaves: All dead.

The Transfoamers: Starscream’s Ghost survives.

THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!