Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Season 5 week 3- Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family vs Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family is:
White Lantern Batman
Kingdom Come Wonder Woman
Kingdom Come King Marvel
Kingdom Come Lady Marvel
Kingdom Come Power Woman
Kingdom Come Donna Troy
Fremen #64, 65, 66, 67, 68 & 69
The Allia Atreides Ghola
Ant Man II


Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies are:
Quintus Lentulus Batiatus
Lucretia Batiatus
Spartacus
Crixus
Gannicus
Oenomaus (Doctore)
Agron
Barca
Varro
Naevia
Mira
Melitta
Jawa #1
Jawa #2
Jawa #3
Jawa #4
Jawa #5
Jawa #6
Sandworm #1
Sandworm #2
Sandworm #3
Sandworm #4
Sandworm #5


"Spartacus" says Onomaus "I have returned from scouting. There is much to tell you"

"Well, out with it." replies Spartacus "What have you learned of our foes?"

"It is as you thought, they have massive amounts of power, but seem to lack honor. As I left the ones deemed King and Lady Marvel were taking their time torturing and maiming the scouts of Jawas we sent. Mira and Melitta were also slain by the representatives of the Amazons-Wonder Woman and the one called Donna Troy."

"Amazons" sneers Spartacus as his spits on the ground "we shall see how they fare against one more adapt at battle "Come Onomaus, let us make our way to the battle. Quintis, Lucretia. You and the small hooded one know what to do"

"Utinni!!" proclaims the final surviving Jawa, Jawa #4 solemnly.

The two stalk towards the current massacre that Layander is subjecting the Murderflies to. It's beyond vile and disgusting what's being done to the Murderflies.

"AMAZONS!" bellows Spartacus "I have always know you to be without honor, this display proves it. You DARE to inflict such carnage unto being with lesser power and prowess than you."

"Watch your tone, Spartacus." warns KC Wonder Woman. "Else you be forced to back up your words"

"I fear nothing, cow" Spartacus shoots back "You Amazons are craven and honor less. You disgrace the sands with this so-called battle. I vow to avenge my fallen teammates by taking you on in a one on one contest. Lest you consider a fair fight in your skill set."

"Diana, careful" urges KC Donna Troy "Spartacus is a strong warrior, and a wily competitor."

"You may be right" begins KC Wonder Woman when all of a sudden a spear flies through the air and goes right though KC Donna Troy's eye socket.

"Enough talk, Amazon. I crave action and vengeance" proclaims Spartacus

"You have made a grave error" growls KC Wondy "LAYANDER! GATHER ROUND AND WITNESS THE FURY OF AN AMAZON'S RAGE"

"Perfect" smirks Spartacus "Wait for my signal, then do as we discussed." he says to Oenomaus

"Aye, may the gods protect you Spartacus"

"And you, now make haste. I don't think I can hold her long"

With that Spartacus saunters into the circle of Layander's still perfectly in tact team. He sees the corpses of his teammates Crixus, Gannicus, Agron, Barca, Varro, Naevia, Mira, the Jawas and Melitta strewn about and defiled by the sadistic Kitties. As he says a silent prayer for the fallen, White Lantern Batman catches his eye. He mouths an apology to Spartacus, but Spartacus just ignores him and steadies himself for battle.

"Prepared to die?" asks KC Wonder Woman

"After you, harlot" he calmly replies
The two launch into a fierce, pitched battle the clang of swords reverberates across the desert. During the fight Spartacus screams out about "The gods of the sands preserve me!!" and Oenomaus hurries back to his three awaiting teammates.

Spartacus puts forth a valiant battle, but KC Wonder Woman is simply no match for him. She batters him about, and the pulls him in close
"Any last words, fool?" she says

"Yes. I'll see you all in HELL" he screams and spits blood in her face.

Wonder Woman's face twists into a rage as she grabs Spartacus' head and prepares to snap his neck, when all of a sudden, the ground begins to quake and Allia Atreides Ghola's eyes widen in terror

"Oh gods! No!! NOOOOoooOOOO!!!" she screams, but it's too late. The desert floor explodes as the Murderflies Sandworms are released into the battlefield and begins to lay waste to the sitting ducks of Layander.
"Gods" whimpers Wonder Woman who drops Spartacus to the sand as the massive Sandworm #1 opens it's jaws to devour them both.

"T'was a good day, to die" says the broken Spartacus as he tumbles with Wonder Woman down the massive creatures throat.

"Utinni" says Jawa #4 after the attack, and salutes his fallen comrade.

11 comments:

Krisatu said...

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family: All Dead

Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies: Quintus Lentulus Batiatus , Lucretia Batiatus, Oenomaus, Jawa #4 and Sandworms #1-5 survive

BROCK SAMSON'S FIGHTING MURDERFLIES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!

Artifact said...

Nice match! Who knew Laya and Alex endorsed the torture of their opponents.

Goof is 3-0! Currently stands alone in first place!

Krisatu said...

Those Kingdom Come characters are right, awful bastards. I'm surprised Layander wanted them.

Josh the Commish said...

Cool match!! The Murderflies remain the ultimate desert powerhouse!!

Ryan said...

Man the J.R.R. Tolkein Division is BRUTAL. It's going to very interesting to see who DOES NOT make the Playoffs from there.

Nice win Goof.

gryfflin said...

Nice job. I could actually picture the part with white lantern batman, thats was awesome.

Solobeck said...

Nice match, my friend.
-Becks

Ryan said...

U-God got the M202A1 FLASH Rocket Launcher.

NFG Mike said...

probably my favorite of the week. awesome job.

Lickolas said...

Damn dude, that was frickin awesome. Very exciting shit. Loved the dialogue.

Hell yeah Goof, 3-0 baby! Looks like my old NL brother is now the King of the New AL.

Lickolas said...

Damn dude, that was frickin awesome. Very exciting shit. Loved the dialogue.

Hell yeah Goof, 3-0 baby! Looks like my old NL brother is now the King of the New AL.