Sunday, June 3, 2012

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Tijuana Taco Benderz

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Immell #20 (Iron Jedi) (w/ a red lightsaber), Immell #16 (Death Hammer), and Kevin Perrira (w/ a Legion Flight Ring and Throwing Knives).

The Tijuana Taco Benderz are The Jetsons: George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, Astro, Orbitty, and Rosey the Robot and The Towani Family: Catarine (w/ a pokeball), Jeremitt (w/ a laser sword), Mace (w/ a laser gun) and Cindel (w/ a star wand).


“BALLS”!! Says... I'm just kidding, nobody actually said that. I just thought it would be a funny way to start this “ballz to the wallz” conzolation match-up. The Z's in the names of these two teams, I assure you will be the only ones around, cuz ain't nobody gonna fall asleep during this one. The smell of sweaty sockz and chicken McNugettz fillz the air, as I finish my Southern Style Chicken Sandwich (I know that McDonalds discontinued it a while back, but I am after all an all-powerful Watcher). Ballz are flying everywhere throughout the ball pit as Iron Jedi and The Jetsons jetpacks send more air out through this tight space than my ex-wife talking about Pilates on a five hour drive to the Upper Penisula. Kevin Perrira decides that he would be better leaving this match and going to a better one (much like he did on Attack of the Show) but as he is leaving Catarine Towani throws her pokeball at him and hits him in the back of the head. “EPIC FAIL” are the words that ring out of the sky from nowhere as he turns around to see the newest member of The Taco Benderz: Charmander. Kevin throws one of his knives at Charmander, but misses and instead hits its new pokemon trainer Catarine in the face. “Well ain't that about a bitch” yells her son Mace, who has obviously been watching some MTV while riding the bench for the 1 and 8 Benderz this season. Mace then cocks his laser gun to the side and smokes the Attack of the Show Host like it ain't no thang. Iron Jedi and Death Hammer are then attacked by the rest of the Towani family, but the two Immells parry the attacks from their laser sword and star wand with their lightsaber and over-sized .44 Magnum shooting axe. The 2 Immells then finish off Jeremitt and Cindel with ease. The two Immells then find themselves surrounded by Mace, Charmander, and The Jetsons, when Mace turns to the father figure of his teammates family and says: “Hey George, I've got a joke for you”. “Let's hear it” says both George and Elroy simultaneously. Mace continues: “What do you call the genetically engineered clone on The Jetsons”? Jane sighs, while Judy says in a ditzy voice: “Well, I don't remember there being any genetically engineered clones on our show”. Mace then says in a smug voice: “Yeah, isn't the future great”. “REPRESENT” Yells Rosey as she uses the telling of this distorted joke as her opening for this modern-age-gangsta-battle-cry. Jane then screams “NOW” as the four Jetsons turn their jetpacks on full blast and start blasting balls in the face of the two Immells as a diversion, while the rest of The Benderz Squad rushes in to attack. Iron Jedi and Death Hammer still manage to mow through both George (by Iron Jedi) and Jane (by Death Hammer). They then back peddle a bit but still manage to bring the Iron Hammer (that's their cute pet name for when they team up together) down on Judy (Iron Jedi) and Astro (Death Hammer). Their reign of terror then comes to a close as Rosey the Robot whips up a massive rotating kitchen knife that finds a kink in the Stark made armor of Iron Jedi, while Elroy uses a fire blast from Charmander to take Death Hammer off guard and trip the Death Adder/Sledgehammer Clone, which makes him loose his grip on his masive axe which then falls directly into his heart (ya know, like at the end of Golden Axe (for those of you who have never beat the game). “Word” says Mace. “Word is right cuz, … word is right” replies Elroy.

9 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The Tijauna Taco Benderz are Victorious!!

Josh the Commish said...

Kennelz: All Dead

Benderz: Elroy, Rosey, Orbitty, Mace Towani, and Charmander survive.

Krisatu said...

Just what the Benderz need. More draft ballz.

Nice win, Adam. Hope this starts another streak for you.

Josh the Commish said...

RIP George, Jane, Judy, Astro Jetson.

Artifact said...

Just Elroy and Rosie left in the Jetson house. Time for Rosie to make that boy a man.

Josh the Commish said...

Hey, what a boy, a robot, and a blue furry alien do in the privacy of their own home is none of your garsh darn business.

NFG Mike said...

I thought everyone beat Golden Axe.

Josh the Commish said...

Just everyone that matters NFG.

Lickolas said...

Word on the Golden Axe Shit.

Good match, can't wait to read about that sweet, sweet robot/elroy love affair.