Thursday, April 11, 2013

Foam Robots vs Sleeping Pussies


Oh boy. Now I have to watch Foam Robots fight the Sleeping Pussy. This should prove interesting.

Namor is too busy having some really great sex with Aspen to even bother with this battle. Dr. Manhattan then leads the Crimebusters and the Minutemen against a bunch of robots that really won’t do anything to the blue donged god. And as usual… I’m right. Dr. Manhattan uses his powers to unassemble each and every single robot down to their bare nuts and bolts. He turns and looks at the rest of his opponents and breaks all of their necks simultaneously.

Namor finishes inside of Aspen just as his team is victorious. He turns to Both Silk Spectres and motions them to come over and clean Apsen up.

Team Sleeping Pussy wins.

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