Season 9 Week 1: Sith AIDS Vs. B-3

1. Arathorn                                                   2
2. Grand Moff Tarkin                                    1
3. Eth Koth                                                   9
4. Jonia Solo                                                7
5. Bill Kelley                                                 0
6. Superpowered kiss                                  0
7. Darth Maul                                               0
8. Darth Bane                                               0
9. King Cold                                                 0
10. Frieza                                                     0
11. Cooler                                                      0
12. Aaron Griswold: Super Saiyan                0
13. Ghostface                                             2                                              Red Lightsaber
14. Lucario                                                  6
15. Capt Panaka                                         9
16. Desmond Howard                                 9
17. Plastic Man                                           6
18. Fred Weasley                                        8
19. Geoge Weasley                                    8

·         Flash- Wally West
·         Superior Spiderman (Octavius)
·         Albert (Wolverine Cyborg)
·         Tomax with Darth Rave red lightsaber 1
·         Xamot with Darth Rave red lightsaber 2
·         Kyle Broflovsky
·         Stan Marsh
·         Eric Cartman
·         Kenny McCormick
·         Terry Funk with blue lightsaber
·         Tammell (Immell 14)
·         NS5 16
·         Vampire 99
·         Wizard 2
·         Predator 44
·         Terminator 14
·         Ninja Pirate 4 WITH 9 DEATHS!!!!          
·         Cobra Viper 26
·         Army Soldier 10 (REMEMBER OUR ARMED FORCES ARE HONORED AT THE GAMES!!!)

Grand Moff Tarkin takes his AIDS team into the old Maple Leafs Gardens in Toronto, site of the opening match-up with the Backyardigans.

Tarkin: Darth Bane, take the team to the locker room and get them ready, I’m going to head up stairs and speak to the FFL guest watcher who’s in charge of today’s game.
 Darth Bane: Absolutely boss, we’ll see you downstairs.

Grand Moff Tarkin makes his way up to the official room of Maple Leaf Gardens and knocks on the door leading to a room looking over the entire ice surface. He’s stunned upon upon entering the room.

Grand Moff Tarkin: Oh no… not you.

Guest Watcher Hernandez: Ha! Nice to see you too Mr. Tarkin.

Grand Moff Tarkin: What kind of draw is this? Opening week and we seriously get the worst guest watcher FFL has ever brought to the table. You seriously know nothing about most of the characters involved in the matches.   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Oh I wouldn’t say that. I think I do pretty well for myself…

Grand Moff Tarkin: Give me a break, what about that abortion of a match you wrote last year in week one?! You totally screwed over the Slaves!   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Look both squads submitted really good teams. What I don’t understand though is why FFL owners fail to address the positional assignments in these types of games. Artrip knows baseball yet he glossed over that detail and resulted in Superman going batshit crazy.   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Did your owner provide positional assignments for today’s game?  Grand Moff Tarkin: No… he didn’t. He gave a list of weapon assignments though.  Guest Watcher Hernandez: Hmmm… convenient and typical of FFL owners when it comes to these types of matches. This is hockey… light sabers aren’t allowed.   Grand Moff Tarkin: It’s lightsaber you douche.   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Whatever they’re still not allowed in today’s game.   Grand Moff Tarkin: So what now… are you going to screw us over like you did the Slaves last year?   Guest Watcher Hernandez: No not necessarily, let me see your team.   Grand Moff Tarkin hands Hernandez the roster

Guest Watcher Hernandez: Hmm… not a bad team Mr. Tarkin. There’s only one problem.   Grand Moff Tarkin: What’s the problem, that big mole on your face?   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Hahaha, you’re funny. No the problem is the Backyardigans have a better team this week.   Grand Moff Tarkin: WHAT?! Let me see that…   Grand Moff Tarkin swipes the list away from Guest Watcher Hernandez and takes a look as the crumpled up piece of paper

Grand Moff Tarkin: Superior Spiderman, Albert, TERRY FUNK!? Yeah this is a SUPERIOR lineup…   Grand Moff Tarkin: Hold on… we have Frieza!   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Come Tarkin… no one cares about Dragon Ball Z.   Grand Moff Tarkin: Yeah I guess you’re right… anyways I better go downstairs and prepare for the worst…   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Hold on there Tarkin…   Grand Moff Tarkin: What…   Guest Watcher Hernandez: The Backyardigans’ owner didn’t submit positional assignments either.  Grand Moff Tarkin: Okay… so…   Guest Watcher Hernandez: So… I’ll make this deal with you. Forfeit the match. Give the Backyardigans the win and you’ll leave the Gardens suffering no deaths.   Grand Moff Tarkin: No deaths to my team… just the loss?  Guest Watcher Hernandez: Correct.   Grand Moff Tarkin: Well… I don’t know how my owner will quite take that… but I guess it’s better than unjustly losing lives because you don’t know what the Hell you’re doing.   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Whatever… do you accept the deal?   Grand Moff Tarkin: I’m not happy about it… but yeah I accept the deal.   Guest Watcher Hernandez: Alright… good luck the rest of the season.   Grand Moff Tarkin walks about pissed, but relieved his team didn’t suffer any deaths.   BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGAN’S BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!   No deaths were suffered on either side.