Monday, March 28, 2016

The Moist Mafia Vs. The Abomitrons

The Moist Mafia is: Jedi Consular #1-4, Jedi Temple Guard #1-4, First Order Storm, Flame, and Snow Troopers 1-5, 1-5, & 1-5, Golden Army #40, 42-44, Triceraton #1-5, Warwolf #6-10, Air Centurion #5-10, Xebel Soldier #4-7, The Royal Flush Gang, Nezzar the Calculator, Gammenon the Gatherer, Maliketh the Accursed, Curse, Saint of All Killers, Doomed, The JLA Dark: John Constantine, Zatanna, Black Orchid, Madame Xanadu, and Nightmare Nurse, and Mace Windu.

The Abomitrons are Iron Legion #1-5, Asgardian #6-10, Dementor #11-20, Amazon #1-24, Army Ranger #2-6, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angel, Iceman, War, Death, Penstilence, Famine, Ozymandias, Jemiah the Analyzer, Jass, Springer, Dia Atlas, Desaad, Brother Hymn, Supreme Leader Snoke, and T-Rex #1


There are very few beings in any universe that are powerful enough to create cosmic metal poop strong enough to destroy a whole world. And three of them are in this match. And then they decided to have a competition to see who could make the biggest one and hoth was there victim. And two teams were preparing for a battle because they knew something was coming. And little did they know that it was going to turn into diarrhea and start killing people. And that's when Gammenon The Gatherer took the first metal dump and it dropped on hoth. And killed warwolf #6-10 the second it hit them and they didn't die because the dump was big and crushed them they died because of how bad it smelled. And now Nezzar The Calculator is up to poop. And while T- Rex#1 is growling at supreme leader snoke because he is afraid of being crushed by huge celestial metal poop they get crushed by Nezzer The Calculator's poop. Then is Jemiah the Analyzer. Some of the metal came off of some of his poop and went straight into the saint of all killers eye while the rest of the poop killed Desaad because she was to busy making snow angels. Next to poop is Gammenon the Gatherer And his poop went straight down to mace windu but he sensed it and sliced it in half and half of it flew into Jedi Consular's #1-4 and the other half of the poop crashed into Asgardian's #1-6. Next one up is Nezzer The Calculator. It came down on Amazon 1-24, First order Flame Trooper #1-5,First Order Snow Trooper#1-5,And First Order Storm Trooper #1-5 Because they were getting ready to battle when they didn't know that there was going to be giant celestial poop falling from the sky. Now Jemiah the Analyzer is up. He pooped on Jazz, Springer, And Dia Atlas But instead of being crushed by the poop it totally made them fall apart and turn to rust the second they saw it. Next up is Gammenon The Gatherer. The poop crushed Jedi Temple Guard#1-4 and Golden Army #40,42-44 Even though they saw the metal poop they just stood there because they knew they were going to die eventually anyway. Next is Nezzer the calculator he pooped on Cyclops,Jean Gray,Beast,Angel, And Iceman Because they were texting and drinking coffee not paying attention to anything happening around them. Next is Jemiah The Analyzer. John Constantine, Zatanna,Black Orchid, And Madame Xanadu because they wanted to know what being crushed by giant celestial poop felt like. Next is Gammenon the Gatherer. His poop Killed War,Death ,Penstilence,Famine,And Ozymandias got crushed because they were talking about how people are dieing by giant celestial poop and there not going to do anything about it and just sit there and do nothing. Next is Nezzer The Calculator. His poop killed the Centurion's#5-10, Xebel Soldier's #4-7, And killed the whole Royal Flush Gang Ace,King,And Queen. Again not because it crushed them it was because of how bad it smelled. Next is Jemiah The Analyzer. His poop killed Meliketh The Accursed,Curse,Doomed,And nightmare nurse because they were watching Brother Hymn kill himself because he just felt like killing his self. The last poop. Gammenon the Gatherer. His killed Dementor's #11-20 Because they were celebrating that them and mace windu were the only people that survived. And finally the winner of the competition is...Gammenon The Gatherer. And since Nezzer the Calculator and Jemiah The Analyzer lost the competition they got upset and killed themselves . THE END

6 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

THE MOIST MAFIA IS VICTORIOUS!!

Mafia: Gammenon the Gather er and Mace Windu survive.

Abomitrons: All dead.

Josh the Commish said...

Special thanks to Alex the Kid Watcher for writing this match, on the week of his 10th birthday!!

Unknown said...

nice lol

Lickolas said...

Nice work Alex, that was really funny bud. Can`t blame anyone for just waiting around and not doing anything. If a Celestial wants to poop on a planet, there isn`t a whole heck of a lot you can do about it.

NFG Mike said...

Happy Birthday dude!

Artifact said...

Poopity pooptastic!