Week 2: The Homo-Friendly Turds Who are Short vs Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins

The Homo-Friendly Turds Who are Short: Yoda (w/ a White Lantern Ring and 5th Ring of the Dwarf Lords), Green Lantern #1A (final death), The Stunticons:  Motor Master, Breakdown, Wildrider, Dead End, & Dragstrip (merge to form Menasor), Black Lantern Batman (final death), Batgirl and The Huntress & Tyrion Lannister (w/ the 1st Ring of the Dwarf Lords) in Conner's Over-priced Mazda, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman (w/ a blue lantern ring), Talia, Zombie Green Lantern
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins: Reverse-Flash, Quicksilver, Brainiac in Brainiac's Skull Ship, Dr. Manhattan, R2D2 in Jedi Starfighter, Dark Nitties in Ducati, James Bond in Ducati,  Zombie #7-8
Yoda, Green Lantern #1A and Black Lanturn Batman enter the city, with Yoda sensing the presence of two fast-moving objects, Though they could not hear any engines. Suddenly Green Lantern #1A is caught between the two fists of Reverse Flash and Quicksilver, his head exploding from the double impact. Before he can bolt away Quicksilver finds several batarangs lodged into his chest, before falling dead.  Still Sensing another being Yoda warns Batman, he can sense a larger power approaching. Soon the Stunticons roll in. Yoda directs them to form into the Menasor as they see a large skull approaching.
-Nitties, Bond, and R2D2 are in pursuit of Conner’s Over-priced Mazda. Unfortunately for Batgirl, The Huntress, and Tyrion the Mazda has no Air Conditioning so the windows have to be rolled down, rendering them deaf. They cannot call for back up and soon Nitties and Bond are right along their sides. Tyrion launches a crossbow bolt directly into the eyes of Nitties, sending his body and his bike into a post, causing a massive explosion, leaving absolutely nothing to return to his family. Bond executes the Huntress, with the golden gun, as she struggles to pull up her ax, as the Mazda is very low profile. Batgirl, not caring for the Mazda any longer, tries to push Bond, but he instead jumps onto the car and begins to empty his mag into the roof. Tyrion, ax in hand, climbs out of the windshield to meet Bond in battle. Bond, having emptied his pistol, charges the imp. With a slash, 007 is missing his legs from the knee down. The Blood pouring into the Mazda causes Batgirl to crash. R2 detecting no allies, sends a laser cannon barrage, finishing off any survivors. But suddenly the ship takes a heavy hit, and not a second later, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman is holding the droids beaten shell, as he shreds many tears. Zombie Green Lantern groans as he strokes the defeated Saiyans back in an act of comfort. Unfortunately, it has just made him super horny. Conner then begins to have intercourse with the remains of the Mazda, slowly burning to death, no willpower to stop himself.
-Both teams have grouped up as the sun begins to set. The Turds, who are short and Homo-friendly, all still feel uneasy, like someone is lingering about. Quickly they begin to hear cries for help, as the turn to see a blue glow fade, as Talia is being feasted upon by two zombies. The two zombies are crushed but not in time to save Talia. Suddenly several missiles land around them and begin to spew out radiation. A blue glow fades in as Dr. Manhatten deatomizes Zombie Green Lantern. Batman struggling to maintain his senses attempts attacks at the Dr. who dodges well. The Menasor is seen charging forward at the floating skull. Dodging laser fire, they land several hits on the arms, disabling many of the ship’s systems. Reverse Flash thinking that Yoda is struggling to sense anything in the radiation goes in for an attack. Yoda meditating, sends his lightsaber directly into the speedster. The Stunticons, no longer being able to tolerate each other, begin to act out individually. Brainiac seeing an opening lands several blows, destroying Dead End, Break Down, and Motor Master. Yoda, jumping from the radiation to a nearby rooftop, drags the damaged skull into the ground. Wildrider and Dragstrip, begin a beat down on the Skull. But then a large beam splits the bots in two as Brainiac jumps from the wreck.
-Yoda and Brainiac stand a distance from each other. The Jedi Master remaining calm as the machine man seemed to be having delusions. Brainiac sends a laser beam at the green hermit, who deflects it back sending Brainiac back into the wreckage. Yoda hurries to help Black Lantern Batman, as he can sense the nearby battle. He arrives to see Batman on the defense, with that heat coming from Dr. Manhatten. Sensing Yoda, The Dr. knows he must finish Batman quickly, But before he can land the final blow, The Hermit is ready. In a blur, the hermit begins to move so quickly the Dr. struggles to effectively evade all of batman’s strikes. Eventually finding more and more hits landing on the Dr. Yoda makes a killing blow. The Dark Dark Knight, with the tuckered hermit on his back, vanish into the night victorious.