Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions

Assassins: Lantern Neo, Elastigirl and Violet, Spider-Woman, The Ancient One, Vampire Capt. Marvel, Jedi Master Joe Levine, Nightsister Kelly, and Jedi Youngling Abby, Orcs #19-29, Zombies #16-20, and Elf #9-11

Barkley’s: Robo-Barkley, Deadpool, Killer Kroc, Usagi Yojimbo (w/ Green Lightsaber) & Jotaro, Princess Laya of the Salad Kingdom w/ Pokemon Trainer Scarlet w/ Eevee, Piplup, and Detective Pikachu, Shrek & Donkey, The Protectobots: Hot Spot, Groove, Streetwise, Blades, & First Aid & Purple Dragon #1

    Cars rush by in the night as the battle begins, and Spider-Woman swings from building to building. Suddenly, Pokemon Trainer Scarlet throws Eevee in a surprise attack at Spider-Woman, electrocuting her, causing Spider-Woman to fall to her death. Princess Laya then took Spider-Woman’s web shooters, mistaking them for iceberg lettuce. She then choked to death, as she realizes too late that she should’ve stuck to broccoli. Robo-Barkley then comes up behind Jedi Master Joe, and using his superior NBA strength, breaks his kneck; in revenge, Nightsister Kelly and Youngling Abby sneak attack Robo-Barkley and push his into oncoming traffic. He dies a gruesome death. The Zombies move steadily toward Shrek and Donkey as Donkey mocks Skrek’s scottish accent and looks for a good Gyro place. Detective Pikachu wants to come with, so he straggles along, stopping every few steps to investigate the going ons throughout Detroit on their journey for Gyros. When they finally find a Gyro place, the zombies speed up and eat Shrek and Pikachu while they scream and try to run away. ..They leave Donkey alone because he sounds like Eddie Murphy and they like him. Black Lantern Neo runs around cracking jokes as Usagi Yojimbo stealthily follows him and gets his green lightsaber ready. Yojimbo attacks with his lightsaber, but Lantern Neo hears him coming. Lantern Neo’s arm gets slashed, hanging by a thread, but he knocks Yojimbo’s lightsaber down (because he can) and kills him in one swift motion. Jotaro then sneaks up behind Neo and drop kicks him with his sweet moves. This gives Neo a deadly concussion, and brain damage, to the point of no return. 

The Ancient one then grabs Deadpool and Killer Kroc and uses magic to push them up against an already crumbling brick wall. Using their power of astral projection, they then confuse Killer Kroc and Deadpool into thinking that they’re in front of them, when instead they come up behind the two idiots and pushes them into a hell dimension where they burn to death. 

Donkey then grabs Pokemon trainer Scarlet with her pokemon, Eevee and Piplup, to take them for Gyros too, but sadly, the Orcs attack and crush Scarlet and her pokemon under their large feet and with their obnoxiously large muscles. They think about leaving Donkey alone with his Gyros, but instead they crush him too because they find his jokes annoying. The Protectobots band together in retaliation in an attempt to crush the orcs. They succeed by forming Defensor to crush the orcs in revenge for Scarlet and Donkey. Being angry at the Ancient One as well, they know all of the tricks, and crush the Ancient One under their metallic grip before the Ancient One can even begin to react. Vampire Captain Marvel sees how strong the Protectobots have become, and wanting to find out how amazing the Detroit Gyros are, wants the battle to be over. She blasts the protectobots, melting them under her powerful energy blasts. Purple Dragon attempts to fight back, but fails, only landing one kill as they breath their supremely hot breath at Nightsister Kelly and her unassuming Youngling Abby. They are given mercy- killed quickly, and avenged, as Captain Marvel decimates the dragon with energy blasts once again.