TEAM is: Josh & Kids Lantern Crew (Josh plus Laya, Alex, Scarlett and Grayson all as some sort of lantern I presume), Non, Black Lantern Yoda, Black Lantern Sinestro, Duke Nukem, Post Porch Zombie Al Dogg, Bill Rizer, Lance Beam, Junkeon #7
Dramatic Kittens of Luna are:
Hermione Granger (Final Death), Apocalypse, Finich O' Dare (w/ trident & Men in Black memory eraser), Professor Minerva Mognonagle, Fred & George Weasley, Mystery Inc.: (Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo, & Scooby-Dumb) in the Mystery Machine, Chun Li, Bellamy Blake, Baby Ewok #2, 3, & 7.
The Scooby doo gang is driving around the City of Detroit looking for a fight. They see a man standing on a street corner with 4 young children and decide to ask them for directions.
“Hey there. We’re in a fantasy fantasy match. We are a little lost since none of the streetlights work in this town and every street sign is missing.” Says Fred. “Think you could help? We’re with the Kittens of Luna and are looking for our teammates. Have you seen them?”
“Oh. We’re TEAMmates.” Answers Josh. “Can we get a lift?”
“I don’t think you are. I’ve never seen you at any of our team protests and I definitely have never seen you at one of our vegetarian BBQs.” Says Velma.
“What’s the point of a BBQ if there is no meat? What do you even cook!?” Alex asks disgustedly.
Laya rolls her eyes at Alex and goes back to sending tweeters out on the SnapBook.
“Why, Cauliflower steaks of course! Zoinks!” says Shaggy.
“Oh, God!” Alex blurts out as he begins to vomit on the side of the road at the very thought of eating a vegetable.
“Regardless, you aren’t on our team so I can’t let you in.” Says Fred
“We’re for sure on the TEAM. I assure you.” Says Josh
“No you’re not. You don’t-- wait. Are you saying team or TEAM?”
“Yes”
“Come on, be serious.”
“We are TEAMmates. I assure you.”
“You’re doing it again! You’re saying ‘TEAM’ ambiguously just to confuse us!”
“No I’m not. You’re the one who doesn’t know that we’re all on the same TEAM.”
“Cut it out!” screams Fred
“Are you going to let us in or not?” Asked Josh.
“I don’t think so.” Fred responded smugly.
“Suit yourself…”
Within seconds the young Houslander soldiers had the car doors opened and after a few quick blasts of some voodoo lantern magic, the Mystery Machine was full of corpses. Josh and Alex piled the bodies on the road and Laya hopped in the driver’s seat. Scarlett and Grayson hopped in back with Alex and were playing with the baby ewoks. As Josh was climbing into the passenger seat, a giant explosion went off a few blocks away and the earth shook as several buildings fell into a mountain of rubble.
“Aww. We missed the match. I wonder if we won.” said Josh as he shut the door. “I’m sure there will be a recap.”
As Laya sped away she forgot she didn’t really know how to drive and the car swerved off an overpass and exploded moments later as it made impact in a magnificent fireball on I-375.
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Dramatic Kittens of Luna are Victorious!!
Kittens: Only Finnick Odair and Chun-Li survive.
TEAM: All dead except for Al Dogg. Because he is an eternal zombie.
It was a close one. The real battle was sweet. I wish you guys could have seen it.
Apocolypse and Non had an awesome fist fight. Hermione went to the graveard. Real bummer there. BL Yoda got her but she went off in this match. She took out Sinestro and killed Al Dogg like 5 times. Oh and you should have seen when Finnick killed Duke Nukem. He mumbled something about bubble gum right before he died. AWW what was it!!?! oh well. it was cool. trust me.
Sucks you guys missed it.
Ha!! Good match and comment-match Z!! Nice work Laya!!
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