The Empire Vs. Charles Barkley's Ragtag Renegades
The Empire is:
-Line One
Batman Jr. (LW)
Superman Jr. (C)
Dick Grayson (RW)
Line Two
Kyle Raynor (LW)
Full Spectrum Kyle Raynor (C)
Flash Gordon (RW)
Line Three
Kid Gladiator (LW)
Capt. Britain (C)
Reverse Flash (RW)
Defensive Pairings
Steel Superman
Earth 2 Batman
Earth 2 Catwoman
Cyber Force Stryker
Bonebreaker
Skull buster
Goaltenders
The Blob (starting)
Black Lantern Colossus
Headcoach
Vlad Putin
Barkley's is:
-Herb Brooks (Coach)
Olaf Kölzig (Goalie)
Shrek-It Ralph (Backup Goalie)
Joe Frazier
Pete Sosa, Dark Jedi
Nature Boy Ric Flair
Nightsister Sith Witch 3-9
Dark Jedi Master 11A and 12A
Dark Jedi Master 35-38
In an unanimous vote of 5 to 0.....
Saturday, March 12, 2016
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Season 9, Week 1 Match: The Abomitrons vs. Griswold's Nut Busters
“This is the story of a champion,
Rounders in the mob and they pop the guns;
Stand up, stand up! Here he comes.
Tell me what it takes to be number one?
Tell me what it takes to be number one?”
-Kanye West, “Champion”
Rounders in the mob and they pop the guns;
Stand up, stand up! Here he comes.
Tell me what it takes to be number one?
Tell me what it takes to be number one?”
-Kanye West, “Champion”
I look upon the teams which will play hockey
in this Season 9, Week 1 Match located at Consol Energy Center. They are as follows:
Griswold’s Nut Busters: Coach Dexter Morgan, Bill Brasky, Amazing Orange, Dark Side Adept Kyle
Houslander, Dark Side Acolyte Zachary Houslander, Kanye West, Marlon Brando,
Jedi Masters #1A-2A, Jedi Knights #34B-36B and Dark Side Marauders #2-8.
The
Abomitrons: Temporal and Spatial Recognition Program implemented.
Nutbusters’ Locker Room. . . The Jedi Masters and Knights are rough housing and verbally sparring with the Dark Side Marauders, including Adept and Acolyte Houslander. Coach Dexter Morgan steps in the middle of the childish nonsense.
Dexter Morgan: Save the play for the ice! I want clean hits. . . causing some blood.
Kanye West: Hits.
Hits. Hits. I’m the guy who throws the fits. Gonna’ plow down all those little sh#ts!
Dexter:
Enough West! Go suckle yourself
until we play!
A petulant West sits down on the bench
in the locker room. Marlon Brando sits
down next to the rap artist.
Brando (mumbles almost
incoherently): You know, Kanye. We need to give them a game they will never
forget. At a time like this, I think of my girl Stella. STELLA!!!!!!!
The locker room comes to a standstill as
Brando’s languished shriek comes to an end.
Bill Brasky: Let’s do this!
The entire Nut Buster locker room shouts
and rushes out of the locker room’s tunnel.
They are met with an explosion of fireworks and confetti. The team reaches the center line of the
rink. They look around and find the ice
empty, but for themselves.
Temporal
and Spatial Recognition Program completed—Abomitrons failed to appear.
Dexter:
Gutless. . .
Monday, March 7, 2016
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Season 9 Schedule
Week 1
Setting: Ice Hockey: This week will not require any amount of points. You must play exactly 19 characters (three full lines, two goalies, a bench player, and a coach) all of which must be able to wear a pair of size 3-16 ice skates (except for the coach, who may be exempt if you wish).
Prize: 20 Graveyard Points
-This is a retreat week, but at least half of the losing squad must die.
-The Empire Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Consortium)
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Not so NFG)
-"Does Anybody Remember" Miley Cyrus and "Thank God We're Almost Done With" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Nick)
-The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Guest Watcher: Aaron)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Becks)
-The Moist Mafia Vs. The Royal Highness (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Guest Watcher: Adam)
Week 2
Setting: Waters outside Otah Gungah
Points: 300
Prize: 30 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
-The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Consortium)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Dave)
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Guest Watcher: John)
The Empire Vs. TEAM (Mike)
“My Gender is Fluid” Popstar Miley Cyrus and “Everybody's Gender is Fluid” President Barack Obama's “Best of Both World's” Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Guest Watcher: Laya)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Royal Highness (Becks)
The Moist Mafia Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nick)
The Abomitrons Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
Week 3
Setting: Hoth
Points: 500 and up to 50 free commons from your roster.
Prize: 50 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Nick)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Becks)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Fizz)
The Empire Vs. M & B's B of B.W's T. B. of Cs (Josh)
TEAM Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Consortium)
The Royal Highness Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Pogo)
The Moist Mafia Vs. The Abomitrons (Guest Watcher: Alex)
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Dave)
Week 4
Setting: The Andromeda Galaxy
Points: 700
Prize: 70 Graveyard Points
Retreat Week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Moist Mafia (Josh)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Mizzle and Barizzles Commandizzles (Pogo)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. The Royal Highness (Consortium)
The Empire Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
TEAM Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Dave)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Fizz)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Mike)
The Abomitrons Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Guest Watcher: Goofjuice)
Week 5
Setting: The Play-Off Planet
Points: 999 and up to 60 free commons from your roster.
Prize: 100 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
The characters who die in this match will be given three deaths each.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Consortium)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Empire (Guest Watcher: Ed)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks)
TEAM Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Josh)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Pogo)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Illuminati Super-star Miley and NWO Pawn Barack's Best of Both Worlds Touring Battalion of Commandos (Mike)
The Royal Highness Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Fizz)
The Moist Mafia Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Dave)
Week 6
Setting: The Dunes of war torn Jakku
Points: 450
Prize: 45 Graveyard Points
Retreat week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Consortium).
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Abomitrons (Dave)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Nick)
The Empire Vs. The Moist Mafia (Josh)
TEAM Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Guest Watcher: Eric)
The Royal Highness Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo)
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Socialists (Mike)
Week 7
Setting: The streets of Gotham City
Points: 350
Prize: 35 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Empire (Fizz)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Dave)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. TEAM (Consortium)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. The Royal Highness (Josh)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
The Moist Mafia Vs. Hannah Montana and Barry Soetero's Best of Both Worlds Touring Battalion of Commandos (Becks)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Pogo)
- Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Guest Watcher: Kyle)
Week 8
Setting: Kepler 438B
Points: 250
Prize: 25 Graveyard Points
Retreat week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Fizz)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Guest Watcher: Brad)
The Empire Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Mike)
The Abomitrons Vs. Miley and Barack's Godless Evangelical Nightmare (Josh)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Moist Mafia (Pogo)
The Royal Highness Vs. TEAM (Nick)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Consortium)
Week 9
Setting: The covered porch at Josh's house (with the outside surrounded by lava)
Points: 75
Prize: 10 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
The Characters that die in this match will be given five deaths each.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Is She Dead Yet Miley and Is He Impeached Yet Barack's Best of Both Liberals Touring Battalion of Commandos (Josh)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Moist Mafia (Consortium)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo)
The Empire Vs. The Abomitrons (Dave)
TEAM Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Becks)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Guest Watcher: Fred)
The Royal Highness Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
Setting: Ice Hockey: This week will not require any amount of points. You must play exactly 19 characters (three full lines, two goalies, a bench player, and a coach) all of which must be able to wear a pair of size 3-16 ice skates (except for the coach, who may be exempt if you wish).
Prize: 20 Graveyard Points
-This is a retreat week, but at least half of the losing squad must die.
-The Empire Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Consortium)
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Not so NFG)
-"Does Anybody Remember" Miley Cyrus and "Thank God We're Almost Done With" President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Nick)
-The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Guest Watcher: Aaron)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Becks)
-The Moist Mafia Vs. The Royal Highness (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Guest Watcher: Adam)
Week 2
Setting: Waters outside Otah Gungah
Points: 300
Prize: 30 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
-The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Consortium)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Dave)
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Guest Watcher: John)
The Empire Vs. TEAM (Mike)
“My Gender is Fluid” Popstar Miley Cyrus and “Everybody's Gender is Fluid” President Barack Obama's “Best of Both World's” Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Guest Watcher: Laya)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Royal Highness (Becks)
The Moist Mafia Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nick)
The Abomitrons Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
Week 3
Setting: Hoth
Points: 500 and up to 50 free commons from your roster.
Prize: 50 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Nick)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Becks)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Fizz)
The Empire Vs. M & B's B of B.W's T. B. of Cs (Josh)
TEAM Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Consortium)
The Royal Highness Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Pogo)
The Moist Mafia Vs. The Abomitrons (Guest Watcher: Alex)
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Dave)
Week 4
Setting: The Andromeda Galaxy
Points: 700
Prize: 70 Graveyard Points
Retreat Week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Moist Mafia (Josh)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Mizzle and Barizzles Commandizzles (Pogo)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. The Royal Highness (Consortium)
The Empire Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
TEAM Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Dave)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Fizz)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Mike)
The Abomitrons Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Guest Watcher: Goofjuice)
Week 5
Setting: The Play-Off Planet
Points: 999 and up to 60 free commons from your roster.
Prize: 100 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
The characters who die in this match will be given three deaths each.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Consortium)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Empire (Guest Watcher: Ed)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks)
TEAM Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Josh)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Pogo)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. Illuminati Super-star Miley and NWO Pawn Barack's Best of Both Worlds Touring Battalion of Commandos (Mike)
The Royal Highness Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Fizz)
The Moist Mafia Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Dave)
Week 6
Setting: The Dunes of war torn Jakku
Points: 450
Prize: 45 Graveyard Points
Retreat week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Consortium).
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Abomitrons (Dave)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Nick)
The Empire Vs. The Moist Mafia (Josh)
TEAM Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Guest Watcher: Eric)
The Royal Highness Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo)
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Socialists (Mike)
Week 7
Setting: The streets of Gotham City
Points: 350
Prize: 35 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. The Empire (Fizz)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Dave)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. TEAM (Consortium)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. The Royal Highness (Josh)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
The Moist Mafia Vs. Hannah Montana and Barry Soetero's Best of Both Worlds Touring Battalion of Commandos (Becks)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Pogo)
- Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Guest Watcher: Kyle)
Week 8
Setting: Kepler 438B
Points: 250
Prize: 25 Graveyard Points
Retreat week
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Fizz)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Guest Watcher: Brad)
The Empire Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Mike)
The Abomitrons Vs. Miley and Barack's Godless Evangelical Nightmare (Josh)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Moist Mafia (Pogo)
The Royal Highness Vs. TEAM (Nick)
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Consortium)
Week 9
Setting: The covered porch at Josh's house (with the outside surrounded by lava)
Points: 75
Prize: 10 Graveyard Points
DEATHMATCH
The Characters that die in this match will be given five deaths each.
Beckerman's Backyardigan's Beeyatches Vs. Is She Dead Yet Miley and Is He Impeached Yet Barack's Best of Both Liberals Touring Battalion of Commandos (Josh)
Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. The Moist Mafia (Consortium)
Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo)
The Empire Vs. The Abomitrons (Dave)
TEAM Vs. Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz)
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Becks)
George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets (Guest Watcher: Fred)
The Royal Highness Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
Monday, February 8, 2016
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