Week 5 NLDS Rematch: The Washington Redskins vs The League of Heterosexual Gentlemen

 Washington Redskins are Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #4), Professor Charles Xavier, Namor the Sub-Mariner, The Sando Aqua Monster, Wolverine, Sinestro (w/ The White Lantern Ring), Beginning in The Leviathan: The Full Spectrum, commanded by OA Guardian #1 & 2, Larfleeze, Indigo One, Munk, Saint Walker, Sodam Yat, Carol Ferris, Dex-Tar, & Romat Ru, Scar in a TIE/IN Interceptor, Black Lantern #9 in a TIE Dagger, Black Lantern #10 in a Y-Wing, Omega Supreme, Powergirl, Star Wolf in a Fury Class Interceptor, Darth Plagueis, Mandalore the Great (w/ The Darksaber), Toad, Peppermint Patty, and Marci in The Ebon Hawk, Robert Muldoon and Wicket W. Warrick in The Batmobile, Little Beaver and Wallabee #5 in a Dodge Viper.

The League of Heterosexual Gentlemen are Avatar Aang w/ Star Sapphire, Superman, Martian Manhunter, Parallax, Harry Potter, Dracula w/Power Ring, Galadriel, Magneto w/Red Lantern Ring, Sabertooth, Master Mold, Heimdall, Freya, Homelander, General Kenobi, Legends Leia Organa, Darth Malgus, T-X, Vampire Blue Lantern, Yellow Lantern 1a, and Atlanteon #1-5.

Pregame

“It has begun” says Saint Walker as he floats upon the stars with Indigo One and Carol Ferris. 

“Everything we’ve prepared for comes down to this day… WILL, HOPE, FEAR, RAGE, LOVE, COMPASSION; the only way we have a chance to stop these gentlemen and most importantly the man we so eagerly await, Superman.”

Carol Ferris, sending off electromagnetic waves with rings burning hot to touch; has already acquired Avatar Aang’s Star Sapphire from nearly 50 million miles away, creating a force field around the 3 lantern leaders as they watch over earth peacefully.

Saint Walker’s ring oozes with blue energy as not only is his ring charged to levels exceeding 300% from Sodam Yat and ChiPs rings; but he has instilled hope in each individual of the Washington Redskins that although they may think they’re outmatched, it’s no odds these lanterns haven't seen in their brightest days and blackest nights. 

Indigo One begins channeling the entire emotional spectrum to oversee the possibilities of this skirmish, meditating in silence. Grateful yet concerned to have Sinestro and Scar on her side, Iroque gains a new perspective on the evils of the spectrum and even life and death itself. Sinestro’s power gives him a sense of arrogance and dismissiveness that makes him feel above all life forms, while Scar’s complete loss of morality and life keeps him in a constant state of frenzy making him unpredictable.

Each lantern has already abandoned their ships and gone to their assigned sector of the playoff planet and taken unconscious control of their ships to form a fleet in space.

Although the Redskins are scattered far and wide, it’s as if each ring bearer shares one collective consciousness through the full spectrum and they’re all fighting by each other's side, giving them a significant tactical advantage. 

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Superman Is extremely wary of the power that the full spectrum and Sinestro’s white ring brings to the table, making sure his team doesn’t allow their emotions to get the best of them on the field. 

Kal El explains to Magneto and Parallax the importance of them sticking together. “The only way to kill a black lantern is to combine the powers of two different rings.” Parallax nods as he is well aware of this but Magneto raises his eyebrows as this is a foreign language to him. Parallax continues to explain to Magneto that “Combining our powers of rage and fear could be our best shot at leveling the playing field here on the Planet as they have a clear advantage, especially with Sinestro knowing the ins and outs of my power and how to control the output of my ring.” 

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The Match

~Water

Namor rides high and fast on the Sando Aqua Monster who’s munching on the 5 atlanteans that mistakingling tried to get in their way. Namor is looking for any other competitors when Martian Manhunter flies up from the deep waters of the ocean to merge into the Monster, separating it’s head from his body and leaving Namor without a ride. 

Fighting side by side with the real king of Atlantis on the daily, Manhunter scoffs at the lousy knockoff.

Namor creates some space between him and the martian and throws everything he's got at him, but it's nothing J’onn J'onzz didn't anticipate. Using his phasing abilities, J’onzz gains some serious ground on the submariner with zero resistance and punches a hole through Namor’s abdomen. 

Pulling his bloody forearm slowly out the Submariner, he hears a growing noise coming from the sky. The floating abandoned leviathan was thrown down by Indigo One and dove at blistering speeds. Before Martian Manunter can fly away, he gets CLOCKED by the 600 meter long cruiser, engulfing him in flames and killing him immediately 

~Sand

Aang, Master Mold, Heimdall, Freya and Homelander stand in the long winding dune of the playoff planet with Powergirl and Omega Supreme approaching with Professor X, Romat-Ru, and Dex-Tar trailing behind. 

Aang has surrounded himself with a sand/rock wall as he and Heimdall proceed toward Powergirl. Heimdall, who hasn't had a hand laid on him in battle in centuries receives a flurry of punches at speeds he couldn't have even imagined leaving himself dead in seconds; Kara then grabs Aangs head and bashes it against her left knee several times creating a bloody mess out of the avatar, falling out of the sky like a fly. 

In the meantime, Homelander does his best chinese kitchen impression and kills Dex-Tar who was just having the best time playing in the sand, and just being a really good kitty. 

Homelander and Freya join each other to ground Romat-Ru and take his life, but are met by Omega Supreme who goes to work.

Master Mold is one big ole target and Professor X is struggling to even connect with his brain. The giant sentinel and Omega Supreme are in a high pitch battle trading blasts of plasma and laser energy while Power Girl waits for the right time to attack. Professor X is trying to lock in but is avoiding the crossfire as fast as his crippled self can. 

Omega Supreme is doing his best to withstand the blows from Master Mold, nearly knocking him off his feet making him vulnerable to a SUPREME right hook that finished him off. 

Using every ounce of strength Professor X has he finally tapped into Master Mold’s brain, sending him into an unconscious state. Power Girl takes immediate advantage and starts going ham, eventually delivering an uppercut that brought his chin to where his forehead should be.

Powergirl stands by her lonesome and is GASSED, as Professor X died from his efforts in controlling Master Mold. 

“You a bitch fr cous,” says Superman as he quickly realizes he's very late to the party, “You killed all my friends.”

Powergirl retorts, knowing she has nothing left in the tank and that this is the end of the line. “Sorry cuh, shit was tight, I had too, skill gap type shii they dont know me”

Superman launches towards Powergirl, grabs two handfuls of her blonde locks and stares into her eyes sending devastating heat beams into her skull. 

“Hate to do you like that but like you said, skill gap type shii” he says, laying Powergirl down like she's being put down for a nap.

Not happy with what he sees, Superman has an eerie feeling that this is all a distraction, but doesn’t know exactly why or what for. Clark has no choice but to journey to the city where more redskins await. 

~Forest

Galadriel has taken leadership among her teammates and claimed the forest as hers with Magneto, Kenobi, Leia, Parallax, and Harry Potter. Standing opposite are a small fleet of the Redskins ships, Yoda, Wolverine Larfleeze, Scar, and Black Lanterns 9 and 10 in a less organized manner but ready nonetheless. 

For the first time in the match the heteros have a serious matchup advantage as Magneto gets this party rolling by crushing the Fury Class Interceptor and the Ebon Hawk that were hovering towards the League. He then does the same to the batmobile and the dodge viper crushing all inhabitants of the vehicles and creating a giant sphere of metal in which he tosses at Yoda.

“Him, I am” Yoda exclaims sweeping underneath the sphere and creating enough momentum through the force to send it right back at Harry Potter who doesn't have a chance to avoid it.

Magneto wasn't done there, sensing his long time enemy without even laying eyes on him. Wolverine tries to draw back and regroup but is picked off the ground and torn apart. Yoda tries to put an end to his madness but is met by Kenobi and Leia, swinging their sabers at the green midget and giving him all he can take.

Magneto, not knowing how to use his Red Lantern Ring, sauces it towards parallax allowing him to send combined lantern blasts towards Scar and the black lanterns disintegrating them in mid air. 

Larfleeze grabs Yoda and puts him beside as hes outnumbered and losing. Grounding himself, Larfleeze creates 2 6 feet long flails bursting with Orange radiation and goes to work on Kenobi and Leia. Agent Orange propels the flails into the torsos of the two Jedi masters and hurrels them out of the battle area. 

The dead combatants around him have larfleeze bloodlusted as if his ring is feeding the alien with what feels like 500 milligrams of caffeine straight to the bloodstream. Bursts of electromagnetic energy are effortlessly coming out of Larfleeze, lightning strikes coming down without a cloud in sight. Parallax and Galadriel let out screams of agony as they feel their soul is being taken out of them at will and their magic drained at the source. Yoda and Magneto brace themselves for the atmosphere has grown to nearly 300 degrees making it unbearable to stand. Surrounding bushes and trees are overcome by flames with more devastating lightning strikes coming from above. An aura of light grows upon the small group until finally a massive explosion releases from the Orange Lantern Ring burning everybody to a crisp.

Larfleeze, down on his knees, looks at the shattered Orange ring in his palm and a battlefield of fallen soldiers. Reminiscing in the glory of the slaughtering that just commenced. 

“Call me selfish, but I just cooked for the whole restaurant”, whispers Agent Orange; face planting with a sinister smile and a sense of fulfillment in death. 

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“That was pretty majestic not gonna lie” Iroque says with Walker and Ferris sticking out their necks in shock. 

“The end is near, continue your preparations”

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~City

“I’m late again?!”

Superman approached the large city of the playoff planet slowly, already seeing several dead on the pavement. Mandalore The Great, Sabertooth, Dracula, the OA guardians and many others, perished. 

Just when Clark thought he was alone, he gets rocked by a nearby building thrown directly at his back by Sodam Yat. 

“A fellow Kryptonian aye”? Superman says as he grabs a hold of Sodam’s hand and separates it from his forearm, disconnecting him from his green lantern ring. Clark then delivers a series of bone shattering jabs to the chest of Yat sending him into a state of pain he can't even fathom, killing him in a matter of seconds. 

Sinestro is all that remains, leaving him alone with Superman. 

Sinestro wastes no time trying to bury Superman with everything the White Lantern Ring has to offer. The ring is trying to feed off Sinestro's will and belief to win this battle, but he simply doesn't have it in him. Superman is trudging through the projectiles being thrown at him until he finally reaches his hands toward the neck of the Korugarian. Superman tightens his grip, suffocating Sinestro as he stares into his eyes  watching his soul leave his body and the Ring leave off his finger. 

Superman lunges for the ring but It avoids him like the plague.

“Come to momma” Indigo One says to the ring as it races towards the stars with Superman following at the speed of light. 

Superman passes the lithosphere and is bombarded with a shower of blue, scorching hot meteors thrown by Saint Walker and Carol Ferris. Saint Walker has created a catapult that is launching the remaining Redskins ships floating in space to do everything he can to slow down the king. 

“I feel… LIFE. I feel… FREE.” Indigo places the White Lantern Ring on her opposite index finger distributing the white energy throughout her body , feeling her plan finally come to fruition.

600% 

Saint Walker’s ring has triplicated, taking hosts of 3 different rings on his right hand, growing in power with each second he fights alongside the presence of Iroque and her White Ring. 

Carol Ferris takes initiative after Superman broke through their first line of defense creating a wall of flames to combat the incoming heat vision. 

As the wall dissipates Superman sends a roundhouse kick to the dome of Ferris knocking her head clean off.

“You fags were always my least favorite corp anyway” Clark says, visibly tired and attempting to catch his breathe with the two remaining lanterns showing no sign of letting up. 

Everything from Saint Walker is coming with 0% effort and 100% confidence. The Saint creates an absolute mammoth of an Ax and is ready to end this fight. Superman gets caught with one solid shot followed by a crushing down thrust with the sharp end of the ax sending him pummeling nearly 500 meters below them. 

“This power Is untapped,” Indigo One says, conjuring up a sizable piece of kryptonite out of thin air. 

“Now how do we use it”?

Still gathering himself, Clark tries to shake off what he thinks is a concussion. 

“Let me cook” 

Saint Walker tosses the ax aside and snaps his fingers to create a crossbow aimed directly at the S on Superman's chest with the piece of kryptonite attached to the head of an arrow.

At this point Superman wants nothing more than to demolish the ugly alien and is flying at world shattering speeds. 

Simultaneously, as Superman connects his fist with Saint Walker's face, Walker fires the arrow directly into Superman’s heart, which cuts through like butter and exits out his back. Letting out a groan representing not just pain and misery, but disbelief. 

Iroque stands alone. Flabbergasted by the fast moving events that just occurred.

Postgame

Munk, who never left the locker room, sits beside Indigo One; So quiet you could hear a pin drop. 

“I was straight up crapping that entire time, my name ain’t indigo two for a reason” Indigo One smiles as they embrace

“You did the impossible today, and there’s nobody I’d rather serve” Munk notes while closely admiring the White Ring. 

Saint Walker's discombobulated face, the shattered Orange Ring and the deaths of nearly 50 brave souls who put it all on the line for their squad. All sacrifices that needed to be made for salvation. 

“On the brightest day there will be light. To cleanse the soul and set wrongs right. When darkness falls, look to the skies. A new dawn comes, let there be light.“

While reciting the White Lantern oath, sitting triumphant with the most powerful item in the DC universe, Iroque can’t help but have an overwhelming sense of angst and guilt for contributing to the massacre that took place today. But she can always look ahead to brighter days.

The Underhills Vs. The Doctor's Madhouse

 The Underhills are Mogo, Joh Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Radaghast (w/ a green lantern ring), Samwise Gamgee (w/ a blue lantern ring) and Bill the Pony, Miguel O' Hara (w/ a green lantern ring), Genral Zod, Matrix (Supergirl), Raven, Sauron (w/ The One Ring (to rule them all)), The Aerialobts: Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Slingshot, & Air Raid, Aule & Yavanna, The Incredible Hulk, Abomination, Neo (w/ 2 blue lightsabers), Percy Jackson, Namora, & Sea Worm #5 & 6.

The Doctor's Madhouse is Dr. Manhattan, Ursa, Ranx the Sentient City, Silver Surfer, Brainiac, Trigon, Abeloth, Darth Vader in his Imperial Shuttle, Batman (w/ Kryptonite Bat-suit) in The Tumbler Batmobile, Robin (Damien Wayne) on The Birdbike, Alfred Pennyworth (w/ double bladed yellow lightsaber) in an X-Wing, Nightwing in a Y-Wing, Red Tornado, Zatanna, Donna Troy, Blade, Miles Morales, Spider-Gwen, Peni Parker, Spider-Ham, Spider Noir, Spider-Punk, Spider-Man India, Spider-Byte, Zombie Kryptonian, Daxomite #1-4, Blood Bender #1-2, & Mutant #1-6.

Welcome to the Play-Off Planet FFL Fans.  No, this isn't the playoffs; this is what we FFL hardcores refer to as "The Big Week".  And do we have a big week for you.  It pleases me to introduce the greatest rivalry in all of Fantasy Fantasy today.  The Michigan/Ohio State of The FFL, The Yankees/Red Sox of all of fantasy sports, yes sir, even The Mantague/Capulets of modern fan writing.  That's right folks, you are about to witness The Underhills Vs. The Doctor's Madhouse.  These two powerhouses not only always bring everything and the kitchen sink when they play each other; but we are smack dab in the middle of a playoff race in the toughest division that seemingly for the first time since they started battling each other does not have room for the both of them.  This is not the match to leave anything behind in; but don't worry ladies and gentlemen with the massive point limit that it takes to fill this match, they couldn't of left the big boys at home if they wanted to.  

The military strategist and field commander for The Underhills, General Zod has carefully placed his soldiers in the various environments that thrive on The Play-Off Planet.  Dr. Manhattan on the other hand has a plan that he is not exactly explaining to his squad as he feels that his troops are better off being made aware of their part when and only when it is necessary for them to know it.  It is actually Batman, more than Dr. Manhattan that is more in touch with each individual Madhouse Member and acting as the field Marshall to keep the team in line.     

Percy Jackson, Namora, and the two seaworms volunteer to join forces with one of the land groups as The Madhouse do not seem to have much to send after them; but they are told to hold their position.  Zod would rather have them stay put in the water, knowing that someone will be forced to eventually come to them and when they do that battle will take place far below the surface to maximize The Underhill water dominance.  Mogo, flanked by his fellow green lanterns John and Kyle are demonstrating a similar exercise in patience while they are well into the outer space regions surrounding the Play-Off Planet.   The Aerialbots led by Silverbolt and The Kryptonian Commander General Zod patrol the skies, while Aule and Yavanna plant themselves deep in the forest,  with Sauron, Hulk, and Abomination keeping distance from each other in different regions of the desert.  A few other Underhills, working under deep cover are invisible even to my eyes for the moment.  With the Underhills established in their positions, The members of the Madhouse find themselves acting on the offensive, which is not necessarily a disadvantage.  

The Madhouse strikes first, and they strike hard.  Darth Vader, aboard his own personal Imperial Shuttle, pinpoints the position of The Abomination and locks on.  Diverting all power away from the engine and shields to the lasers, relying on his piloting abilities and The Force to control the ship, Lord Vader first unloads all of the ship's advanced missiles and proton torpedoes before emptying the ship's power supply via the lasers; but it is still not quite enough to destroy Abomination.  Although Vader's plan is not quite complete either.  Vader, ejects from the back hatch of the ship after he directly aims the shuttle to crash into Abomination.  Vader lands gracefully in the desert dunes and uses The Force to contain the fire and carnage around the body of Abomination until the life force of the massive creature is completely extinguished.  Vader turns slowly and begins to walk away, to the next battle, looking down at his dirtied boots thinking only of his hatred for sand.  

Dr. Manhattan knows that he must send some sort of squad into the water if his team is going to remain on the offensive; but is slightly disappointed when he realizes that his team is coming up short on this end and that the best bet for a water victory is by him going into the deep himself.  So, Manhattan embarks into the ocean solo.  Water may not be the perfect setting for Dr. Manhattan, but it is hardly a hindrance.  He is not affected any more by the water than he is by intense heat, intense cold, or even the deep of space.  Percy and his water squad take up a defensive position deep in the corals but Dr. Manhattan keeps consistent with his crew in the plan to strike first, strike hard, and show no mercy.  Manhattan blows up SeaWorm #6 with a wave of his hands.  Namora, riding atop Seaworm #5 comes rushing at Manhattan but their fate is the same of the other worm.  Percy feels bad about using Namora and the Seaworms as a diversion; but it was not necessarily by design.  Percy swims in swiftly towards Manhattan with his sword drawn when he and Manhattan lock eyes.  Manhattan smirks arrogantly without speaking; but Percy breaks the silence (mentally of course, they are under water after all).  Percy speaks saying:  "your science is cute Manhattan; but pales in comparison to the power of the gods".  Percy runs Manhattan through and catches a glimpse of Manhattan's look of absolute shock as he is not able to make the the blade phase through him.  Percy leaves the blade inside of Manhattan leaving him in a state of dead, but not destroyed, so he cannot reform himself as Jackson swims to the surface to aid the rest of his team.  

The Aerialbots are locked in an intense dogfight over the city as the Bat-Family battles with them in their various vehicles.  Brainiac locks himself into a knock down, drag-em out skirmish over-top of the mountainous skyscrapers in the massive Play-Off Planet city of Great Dagapest with General Zod.  While on the other side of the city, a similar brawl takes place between Matrix-Supergirl and Ursa.  Down on the ground, in a seedier part of town Miguel O'Hara and Neo are sneaking through some back alleys awaiting a perfect time to show themselves.  But in true Madhouse fashion, the Underhills find themselves found before they choose to.  Neo and Spider-Man, look up to find that they are surrounded by a gaggle of other Spider-Men descending from above.  A wicked battle ensues, that would be everyone's favorite part of this match to talk about at B-Dubs if this were being witnessed on the silver screen instead of being read on a blog.  A fast-paced battle commences with webs, lightsabers, roundhouse kicks, and the like ensue.  Spider-Man India, Miles, and Spider-Noir triple team the green energy powered Spider-Man 2099 to take him out; but Neo has already dispatched Peni, Byte, and the Punk.  Neo throws his two lightsabers directly into the heads of Miles and India, while he engages Gwen in some Kung-Fu style fighting.  Gwen is joined by Spider-Ham and his enormous hammer.  Neo flips out of the way and falls to his knee in a perfect landing, where he plants himself directly over top of his twin blue lightsabers which he ignites directly into the chests of Gwen and Ham as they attempt to converge over top of him.  Neo then turns his attention to Spider-Noir and finishes the battle after defending himself from a quick flurry of attacks from the trench coated hero.  Almost simultaneously, Zod of the Underhills and Ursa of The Madhouse show their opponents with a pair of vicious, neck breaking attacks what it is to be a true Kryptonian as they leave Brainiac and Matrix straight slump on the top of two towers on the opposite sides of town.  You the reader are hit with a vicious blast of foreshadowing as we know that this ain't over until the two Kryptonian warriors face off one on one later in this match.  The Bat-Family is engaged in an intense aerial dog fight with the five Aerialbots, with The Tumbler providing heavy weapons support from the ground.  Robin crazily has his motorcycle on top of a large building, using the weapons attached to take the flying autobts out of the sky as well.  Although Damien meets his demise when he is hit by a heat seeking missile from Air Raid.  Alfred and Nightwing are both hit in their respective X-Wing and Y-Wing but both are able to eject to safely.  The Aerialbots do not think that they are quite powerful enough as separate units to breach the hull of The Tumbler; so they impressively merge to form Superion while still in mid-air.  The massive gestalt Superion comes down hard over top of The Tumbler crushing it into the cement.  Destroying not only the Batmobile; but the operator as well.  Bits of shattered Kryptonite, from the suit can be seen in the rubble as Superion takes flight in search of his next battle.  

Samwise and Radaghast, aided by their lantern rings fly through the forest.  Radaghast in a traditional superhero form of flight and Sam riding on Bill the Pony in an adorable fashion that I really wish someone with artistic talent would draw for me.  Radaghast feels the power of The Madhouse that is coming against them as the trio lands.  Sam finds a comfortable area to hide and instructs the faithful Bill to hide there.  "Now don't you consider moving Bill.  It's dangerous out there and I can't have you gettin hurt.  Just wait here and one of us Underhills will come back for you soon".  

The pair venture out on foot to remain more stealth and find the best way to help their team.

"That was kind of you you Sam.  I appreciate such good will towards animals".  Says Radaghast.

Sam replies: "Thank you Mr. Radaghast.  I just hope that wasn't a fib that I was tellin to ol' Bill back there.  Cuz I got a bad feelin that wherever we are going might be a one way trip".  

Back in the desert, Zatanna attempts to work her magic; but the Hulk works his fist through her face instead.  The Blood Benders actually succeed in bending The Hulk's blood after this; but it just serves to make him mad.  And we all know what happens when The Hulk gets mad.  Donna Troy comes at Sauron with some perfectly executed Amazonian moves; but it isn't enough to keep her from taking a massive mace ball to the chest from The Dark Lord.  Far above the desert, in space Kyle Rayner and Silver Surfer reenact the Marvel/DC cross over that led to the Amalgam Universe.  For those of you too young to have read that, it doesn't work out very well for Kyle in this case (Pun intended).

Well now readers, this is the big week after all and we have a lot of characters here.  Some with great powers.  Now I am not trying to say that epic battles are not happening all over this massive map of battle; but there were certainly several instances of power cancelling out power here; and we are going to summarize them for the theatrical cut here.  If you want to know more you are going to have to wait for the director's cut or read the Silmarilliion.  Mogo and Ranx have fought dozens of times.  One is more powerful, and the other has the edge.  Today they join each other in destruction.  Raven was born with the  purpose to sacrifice herself to either destroy her father or usher in his reign.  Today it is the former.  Beings with godlike powers from the Star Wars and Lord of the Rings universes share many similarities, today those are expounded upon as Aule and Yavanna join Abeloth in death.  John Stewart floats alone, as he reenters the Play-Off Planet atmosphere from space as he is confronted not only with Red Tornado; but with his entourage of The Zombie Kryptonian and the four Daxomites as well.  Stewart, knowing that he is outmatched in raw power, focuses his green energy in a giant bubble around the six attackers.  He contains their power; but finds that he cannot contain his own.  AS the green bubble dissipates, the seven lifeless bodies fall to the ground.  

The six mutants and Blade search the forest for combatants, as do Radaghast and Samwise; but they have yet to find anyone.  

The Underhills and The Madhouse both blow their proverbial horns to call their remaining teammates together.  Radaghast, Sam, Zod, Sauron, Superion, Hulk, Neo, and Percy meet outside the beach while The Surfer, Vader, Ursa, the remaining Bat-Family members, Blade, and the Mutants combine forces in the city.  Both squads move towards the desert where they will meet for a final battle.   

 Neo locks his new blades with Blade in a pitched battle, while The Six mutants converge on Percy Jackson.  Alfred and Nightwing pop their double yellow lightsaber and bo staff as they stand a bit mismatched against The Incredible Hulk.  Ursa and Zod engage in a pitched battle which begins right off the bat with punches that could easily sink battleships.  

The M-Men, as the mutants for The Madhouse are commonly known use their powers of flight, strength, durability, telepathy, energy projection, and enhanced agility to keep the demi-god Percy at bay; but once Neo finally lands the killing blow with his left lightsaber to relieve Blade of his head and come to Percy's aid the duo of chosen ones are able to dispatch the M-Men and pick them off one by one.  Zod in turn proves that he is the most powerful of the Kryptonians (except for that one guy) and delivers a killing blow to Ursa with a knee to the neck after unloading a potent blast of heat vision on his former lieutenant.  Zod takes a few moments over her body on his knees as he is overcome with fatigue as well as both battered and bruised from the epic battle with Ursa.  

Radaghast, with his own powers combined with a ring of power of a very different sort than he is used to at 200% thanks to Sam and his own blue ring of power.  The Brown wizard, despite his power level exceeding what should be possible for him is met with the exact same fate he met last year in this same battle as The Silver Surfer bursts into the scene at the speed of light and hits him with a cosmic energy blast that obliterates the Maiar.  Nightwing and Alfred do their best to keep their distance from The Hulk while still getting in a few jabs that do very little to the Hulk besides upsetting him further.  But at this moment when it seems as though The Hulk is being prodded unnecessarily is when Batman, whom was thought deceased earlier emerges from the shadows and hits The Hulk with a flurry of smoke bombs from his utility belt.  They done and gave Batman some prep time while they thought he was dead and The Underhills may pay the price for it.  As it turns out, it was actually just the kryptonite suit with the Wayne Industries AI Tech attached that was earlier driving The Tumbler, while Batman formulated a weaponized knock out gas to put the Hulk to sleep.  Alfred does not get out of the way of The Hulk's rage before the strongest Avenger goes down as Pennyworth is sent flying off in the distance; but once Batman's concoction sets in, The Hulk not only falls down but returns back to Bruce Banner.  After that, the killing blow is easily dealt him via Nightwing, using Alfred's double lightsaber.  

Batman greatly regrets giving up his kryptonite suit as Zod approaches him; but he is saved by his teammates as Vader uses The Force to topple a mountain on the Kryptonian, who is then finished off by the strength of the Silver Surfer.  Sam, despite his amazing spirit and hope is unable to get his blue energy aura up fast enough as he is hit in the jugular by a batarang.  Nightwing and Batman engage in a pitched battle with Neo and Percy Jackson and show that their years of training and fighting side by side has paid off. Nightwing delivers a lightsaber through the chest of Percy before he is taken out by Neo in similar fashion.  Batman uses this moment to implant a device into the back of the neck of Neo that initializes his internal brain to redigitize his being and revert him back to ones and zeros; but Bruce does not have a moment to celebrate as he discovers a lightsaber through his chest as he watches Neo dissipate into thin air.  

Superion takes flight and manages to chase down The Silver Surfer after he makes his swooping attack run on Zod.  The much larger Superion grabs The Surfer off of his board with his right hand and knocks the space-faring board to the ground with his left.  The massive combiner focuses his strength into his hands and crushes the former herald of Galactus until he takes his last gasp.  

Lord Vader, the last remaining member of the Madhouse looks up at the massive Aerialbot Superion and says aloud:  "You think your size matters.  It does not.  Your brute strength is insignificant next to the power of The Force".

  Vader reaches his clenched fist into the air and brings Superion to a dead stop.  He then watches intently as he slowly uses The Force to separate the five members whilst crushing their components.  He reaches out with The Force to find that their spark is still united in the center of the crushed Autobot that was once known as Silverbolt.  Vader releases the mechanical monstrosity that he has turned Superion into and throws his lightsaber with perfect aim, sending it directly into the spark of the Cybertronian, not only destroying Superion; but killing all five Aerialbot components as well.  

As Vader uses The Force to bring his lightsaber back to his hand, he turns his head to see if anyone still remained from The Underhills forces.  He seems triumphant.

But, The Ring would not be undone.......

The Dark Lord of Mordor and The Dark Lord of The Sith size each other up as they slowly stroll in each other's direction.  Sauron hits Vader with a flurry of shots that send him into a rock outcropping breaking his suit apart.  Vader lays on the ground, with his face and scorched body exposed to the air; but he manages to bring himself to his feet.  Sauron begins to laugh with an evil and maniacal bellow; but Vader assures him that The Force can sustain his body long enough to seek the destruction of his enemy.  Both creatures of evil, sustained almost completely by hate move towards each other one last time.  Sauron come down hard once more on Vader; but the former Jedi Knight, turned to the dark side turns his crimson blade upwards and cuts the ring from the hand of the great deceiver known as Sauron.  

A swell of evil energy dissipates from the hearts of all as the two dark lords lay dead on each other in the middle of the disgusting, body-riddled battlefield.  Leaving both teams completely destroyed with every warrior dead.  All except one very loyal, little pony; hiding in safety in the forest just like his friend Sam told him to.     

Week 5 Democracy: Scarlett Johansson and Bill Cosby's Skin Tight Leather Pantsed Trash Pandas vs David Byrne's Meat Suits

Diddlers:  Gandalf The White, Aquaman, Emperor Palpatine, Star Lord, Gamora, Drax, Groot, Rocket The Racoon, Nebula, Mantis, Hawkeye, War Machine, Darth Bane, Syndicate Maul, Vision, Kirby, Amon, Naruto, T-1000, Hot Rod, Pakku, Shaak-Ti, The Wampa, Voltron, Black Hand, Apollo, Artemis, Honey Nut Cheerios Bee, and Mickey Mouse

Meat Suits: Galactus and his Herald, David Byrne w/ Gloom Sword, Hal Jordan, Deadpool, Atrocitus, Avatar Korra, The Leader in a Chinese Spy Balloon, Vladimir Harkonen, Omnius, Pounce and Wingspan, Denethor, The USS Enterprise manned by Captain Kirk, Enterprise Commander, Enterprise Lieutenants #1-2, and Enterprise Crew members #1-5, One Punch Man, Black Beetle, Optimus Primal, Sentinel Prime, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, Joe Biden in a Goomba Sock, Power Ring, Pre Visla, The Last Autobot, The Noid in the Mario 2 Spaceship, Rocky Balboa, The Comedian, Nite Owl, Silk Spectre w/ Purple Lightsaber, Ozymandias, and Rorsach w/ Orange Lightsaber, Serena and Manion Butler (6)

Dolla 49 McRib Vs. TEAM

 Dolla 49 McRib is Bizarro Superman, Dr. FAte, Saturn, The Sentry, The Spectre, Dr. Midnight, Hourman, Starman, Mr. Terrific, Ultraman (w/ a blue lantern ring), The Living Tribunal, Anti-Monitor, Blue Beetle, Fortress Maximus, Hermes, Zeus, Doomsday, Omega, 10 White Martians, & 10 Green Martians.

TEAM is Conner Weidman, John Wayne GAcey, Unicron, Primus, Ego, God Emperor Leto II, Thor, Mon El, Triplicate Girl, Phantom Girl, Invisible Kid,Star Boy, Lightning Lad, Tom Bombadil, Tripticon, Kefka, Vah Ruta, Vah Medoh, Vah Rudania, Vah Naboris, Dave Bowman: The Starchild, Moby Dick, Mados, VAire, & The Michelin Man.

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The National Alcohol and Zyn Administration

 The Horsemen are Supergirl, Agent Smith, Red Robin, Superboy, Miss Martian, Wonder Girl, Poseidon, Juggernaut, Shazam, Apocalypse, Red Hood, Arsenal, Starfire, He-Man, Battle Cat, Ultron, Granny Goodness, Bloody Mary, Stompa, Mad Harriet, Lashina, Kalibak, Desaad, & Orion.

NAZA is Avatar Kyoshi, Mr. Mxyzpltk, Mento, Negative Man, Elastic Girl, Robot Man, Changeling, Amanda Waller, Harley Quinn, Killer Frost, King Shark, Alan Scott, Bloodsport, Deadman, Vegeta, Haggrid (w/ Star Sapphire), Leatherface (w/ OG Yellow Ring), The Balrog of Moria, The Zynister 12:  Carnage, Green Goblin, Venom, Doctor Octupus, Rhino, Sandman, Electro, Mysterio, Hobgoblin, Kraven, Vulture, & Beetle, Yondu, Charlie 27, Vance Astro, Starhawk, Martinex, Nikki, Aleta, Ghost Rider, Red Hulk, Annihilus, Hyperion, & Ajax Minor.

S15 W4: Meat Suits vs Madhouse

 David Byrne’s Meat Suits are: Galactus and his herald, David Byrne, Hal Jordan, Optimus Primal, Sentinel Prime, Terrax, Trin Kronos, Bumi, King Bumi, Reverse Flash, Shao Khan w/ scythe and personal Holzman shield, Omnius, Stormtroopers #1-20, Junkeons #1-10, Captain Caveman, Sagat, The Comedian, Nite Owl, Silk Spectre, Ozymandias, Rorschach, The Last Autobot, Finster

The Doctor's Madhouse is: Kurt Houslander (w/ Power Glove), Darth Vader, Padme Amidala in Naboo Starfighter, Stilgar, Jamis, Harah, Shadeout Mapes, Brainiac in Brainiac's Skull Ship, Abeloth, Ursa, Silver Surfer, Captain Marvel, She-Hulk, Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Scarecrow w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Pyro, Predator #1-3

All combatants are scattered across nearby dunes under the dual sun heat of Tatooine. The fremen feel close to home fighting on the sand. With Kurt Houslander leading the charge and Pyro and the Predators by their side, the battle starts with close combat action. Shadot Mapes gets the first kill on Finster with a quick slash of her crysknife while the predators charge after the small garrison of stormtroopers. The predators do more damage but the stormtroopers are able to outnumber them and the remaining try their hardest to land at least one blaster shot at the fremen who are in fierce battle with Sagat, Shao Khan and Captain Caveman. They are able to take out Mapes and Harah who wasn’t fighting but was looking for her kids. She had forgotten Jamis hired a babysitter and they are safe back on Arrakis. Jamis who had just dispatched Capt Caveman, dies at the hands of Shao Khan who has a longer reach with his scythe. Sagat releases an energy blast at Stilgar but Kurt jumps in front of the blast like a bodyguard giving the leader of Sietch Tabr enough time to take the water of the street fighter. Khan attempts to finish off Stilgar but Pyro burns him to a crisp (toasty!!)

“OH DARN!!” Kurt yells in his charred face. Stilgar and Pyro look confused until Kurt explains how he punched in the Konami code on his power glove before the match started. 

The ground rumbles as the trio look to see Sentinel Prime, The Last Autobot and the Junkeons charging at them. Kurt and Stilgar roll down the dune but Pyro attempts to hold his own. As he lets out a blast of flames, Prime sprays him with oil and he ends up burning himself. The bots don’t even slow down and move on to engage Ursa and Captain Marvel who just witnessed a sweet ape battle as their teammate She-Hulk was taken out by Optimus Primal who has transformed into Gorilla mode. The two look a little outmatched but they receive some air support from Padme and Brainiac in the sky. The battle ends with the the dunes scattered with car parts and the remains of the bots but also the corpses of Ursa and Captain Marvel. During the battle, Ominus is able to jump into Padme’s ship and take control of it in a kamikaze mission blowing up Brainiac in his Skull Ship. 

A few hundred meters away (Tatooine uses the metric system), Vader, Abeloth and Scarecrow are working their way through the Watchmen crew who is being aided by Trin Kronos and Reverse Flash. Scarecrow uses his Yellow Lantern Ring as force field while the two Star Wars villains shock and slash their way through the Meat Suits. Bumi and King Bumi move the dune sand to avenge their teammates but Scarecrow’s ring runs out of power and Vader, Abeloth and Scarecrow are consumed by the sand. Silver surfer slides in and relieves both earthbenders of their heads before flying off. 

The final battle has just begun and Stilgar and Kurt rush in, one more notably winded than the other. Terrax takes out Stilgar just as Dumbledore shoots him with a paralyzing spell. A couple quick taps on the power glove and Kurt punches a hole in the torso of Terrax. “OH DARN!!” The excitement is short lived as Hal Jordan concentrates an energy blast towards the duo vaporizing them both. He tries a second shot at the Silver surfer who redirects it back at him with the bottom of his surf board killing him. 

The surfer is trying to steady himself from the blast and is getting attacked by Galactus. On the ground, Voldemort (who has just finished applying sunscreen to his translucent skin), tries to aim his killing curse at the mighty Galactus but keeps missing. Suddenly a small burst of light flashes next to him and Kurt materializes again with another free life. A screech of pain bellows across the barren landscape as they watch the Silver Surfer fall lifeless to the sand. With Galactus bearing down on them, Voldy thinks of a plan. He picks up Dumbledore’s wand and hands it to Kurt and wraps him up in a bear hug (straight men doin’ straight things). Voldy uses his Yellow Lantern ring to teleport the duo to the skull of the Mighty Galactus. In unison they both yell out - “Avada Kedavra!!” with the two wands pointed directly in his temples. 

David Byrne, who was singing the fighting on this whole time from the front chest pocket of Galactus, tried his hardest to run run run run run run run away but was crushed under his mighty weight.

FFL 2024 Week 4: Horsemen VS. The Trash Pandas

Darkseid’s Horsemen of Apokolips: Apocalypse, Supergirl, Agent Smith w/ Two White Lightsabers, Red Hood and the Outlaws: Red Hood, Arsenal and Starfire, The Eradicator, Juggernaut, He-Man, Battle-Cat, Nekron and Black Lantern #3-5, Wedge Antilles in a Y-Wing, Biggs Darklighter in a B-Wing, Erasmus, Dante, Alexander, Joel Noret, Indiana Jones w/ a Personal Holtzman Shield, Eric Carmen in the Hulk Booster Iron-Man Suit, Neo-Cymeks #3-10

The Skin Tight Leather Pantsed Trash Pandas: Gandalf The White, Emperor Palpatine, Star Lord, Gamora, Drax, Groot, Rocket the Racoon, Nebula, Mantis, Paul Maud’Dib, Darth Bane, Ghazan, John Wick, Naruto, T-1000, Scorpion, Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, Echo, Omega (Bad Batch are in the Marauder), Alia Atreides, Count Glossu Rabban, Duke Leto Atreides, Peregrin Took, Maximus Meridius, Tlaloc, Carrot Eater, Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-2. (Rocket Racoon and John Wick are in a Land Speeder)

This battle takes place in the barren desert of the two sunned planet known as Tatooine…

We start out this battle with each team standing in lines facing each other ready to charge. On the Trash Panda side, the Atreides family and the Two Reverend Mothers are game planning their attack. Paul and Alia use their powers of foresight to try and come up with a path on how to beat the Horsemen. The Reverend Mothers argue with  Paul and say “There is no way we can defeat this powerful Horsemen Team, the best we can do is surrender and hope that they spare us.” Paul silences them and says “I see a Golden Path that can bring success to the Trash Pandas, but it is of the smallest probability of happening…charging this fight head on is what we must do.” Duke Leto Heeds his son’s plan and calls for the Trash Pandas to charge via bagpipes playing the Atreides Anthem. 

The Horsemen of Apokolips react to the Trash Pandas' call to charge and do a charge of their own. Humans, Mutants, Kryptonians, Titans, and Aliens alike all running, flying, and piloting as fast as they can into each other to likely face death shows their dedication to their managers and this league alike. 

Wedge and Biggs in their Y-Wing and B-Wing respectively get into a dog fight with the Bad Batch in their Marauder. They fight valiantly and beautifully in the air as they’re maneuvers look like paint brush strokes across a canvas. Mightily impressive flight skills in ships not known for their agility. Eventually the Bad Batch were able to clip one of the horizontal wings of Bigg’s B-Wing, causing him to lose control and crash into the desert. His death was not for naught though as he did crash into some of the soldiers fighting on the ground. This killed Peregrin Took, Carrot Eater, The Reverend Mothers, and Count Glasso Rabban on the Trash Pandas and Neo Cymek #5-10 on the Horsemen. Wedge is able to avenge his fallen friend though as he was able to strike the Marauder with his Y-Wing’s laser cannon. The Marauder crashed into the side of a hill and killed all occupants of the ship.

Rocket Racoon is piloting a land speeder while John Wick rides shotgun. Rocket yells “Take out that Y-Wing!” and throws Mr.Wick a Rocket Launcher he had built with lock on capabilities in preparation for this battle. Wick takes a shot but misses. Wick yells “Keep the ship steady!” Rocket tries his best to keep the speeder steady and Wick takes out Wedge with his second attempt. Rocket laughs and says “Star Lord was giving me crap for spending time and resources before the battle making that rocket launcher, saying that there wouldn’t be anyone on ships in this battle . I can’t wait to see him after this battle so I can laugh in his face.” John Wick pulls out  a rifle and proceeds to take shots at the Horsemen while riding the speeder. He’s able to take out Red Hood, He-Man, Battle-Cat and Joel Noret. 

While Rocket and John Wick were PUTTING IN WORK SON (as late, great Christopher “Big Black Boykin would say). The rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy worked to take out Nekron and the Black Lanterns. The Black Lanterns take out Mantis immediately with blasts from their lantern rings while Nebula tries to retaliate; they are still too powerful and kill her as well. Drax runs to Nekron and starts stabbing him with his dual knives but does no damage to Nekron as he really isn’t alive. Nekron strikes him with Dark Lightning and kills Drax. Nekron then does the same to Star Lord and Gamora. Groot, outraged, uses his limbs to grab the Black Lanterns and suck them into his body and begins to strangle them. Nekron can feel the Black Lanterns begin to lose life as they are his link to this world out of the Land of the Unliving. Nekron strikes Groot with Dark Lightning out of desperation. A cloud of dark smoke is all that can be seen where the lightning struck. The smoke blows away in the wind and Groot is fired to a crisp and dead but so are the Black Lanterns. Nekron's body begins to phase out and he is sent back to the Land of the Unliving. 

Rocket sees what has happened to the Guardians of the Galaxy. He drives the Land Speeder towards them, parks it and jumps out. He breaks out into a cry as his only family has died right in front of him. John Wick jumps out to console Rocket. As he jumps out Indiana Jones shoots Rocket with his revolver. John Wick immediately draws his .45 and shoots Indiana, but Doctor Jones' Holtzman shield blocks the bullet and he shoots John Wick in the chest with his revolver. John Wick winces in pain from the bullet but he is not dead as he is wearing his bullet proof suit. Indy drops his revolver and pulls out his whip. John pulls the belt out of his waistband and uses it as a weapon. Mr. Wick is able to block a snap of the whip with his belt and pulls Dr. Jones close to him with the whip. John then uses the belt to choke out Indiana Jones, John is visibly exhausted after this fight. Starfire sees an opportunity and takes it as she hits John Wick with her Ultraviolet Energy Projection Blast. 

Eric Cartmen can be heard whining about the heat in the desert, like a little bitch. T-1000 hears this, walks up behind Cartmen and turns his arm into a blade to stab Eric through his hulk buster suit. 

While that was happening, the heavy hitters on the Horsemen put in work on the Trash Pandas. Supergirl, Agent Smith, and the Eradicator took out Maximus, Tlaloc, Darth Bane and Ghazan.

T-1000, Scorpion and Naruto worked together to fight the Titans (Erasmus, Dante, and Alexander) and Neo Cymeks #3-4. Scorpion is able to take out the Neo Cymeks with his Tail. Erasmus retaliates by ripping Scorpion’s tail off and then squishing his head. T-1000 cuts off the leg of Erasmus with his bladed hand and then stabs Erasmus in the head. Naruto uses his Chakra bending abilities to take out Dante and Alexander.

Agent Smith sees what Naruto and T-1000 did and decides to handle them. Agent Smith punches T-1000 multiple times but sees that he does little to no damage to the Terminator. Agent Smith, visibly frustrated, grabs T-1000 and takes him deep into the Sarlacc Pit where the beast's stomach acid is strong enough to decompose the Terminator.

At this point the Atreides family joins in on the battle with the rest of the Trash Pandas. 

Emperor Palpatine uses his lightning to burn Arsenal and Starfire to a crisp. He then goes to electrocute Juggernaut. It doesn’t kill Juggernaut but it phases him and allows Paul to sneak behind and slit Juggernaut’s throat using his crysknife. Agent Smith goes to retaliate onto Paul but Paul was one step ahead of every single strike by Agent Smith. Eventually, Paul is able to  stab Smith in the chest and kill the program. While this is happening The Eradicator and Supergirl use their laser vision to cut both Duke Leto and Alia Atreides in half. This doesn’t phase the Maud’Dib at all though as it is all part of the path to victory. 

As an update, here is who is left alive on each team. The Horsemen have Apocalypse, Supergirl and The Eradicator left alive. While the Trash Pandas have Gandalf, Palpatine, Paul and Naruto left.

Supergirl has seen enough of the cackling Palpatine and flies up to him and rips his body in half in the blink of an eye.

Gandalf calls upon a lightning strike upon the two Kryptonians. The lightning bolt (infused with magic) visibly weakens the Kryptonians. Supergirl then charges Gandalf but he calls upon the Flame of Udun and slams his staff on the ground, deflecting Supergirl's charge and knocks her on her butt with visibly bleeding from her nose. Naruto joins the battle and hits The Eradicator with Chakra blasts which damage him but don’t kill him. The Eradicator flies towards Naruto with unbelievable speed and begins to choke out Naruto. Naruto fights back but Supergirl then joins in to help the Eradicator. Naruto uses the last of his strength to summon a huge blast of Chakra energy into the Eradicator's chest. This kills The Eradicator and Supergirl, but it also kills Naruto as well. 

Now it's just Paul and Gandalf against the mutant granddaddy of them all, Apocalypse. Gandalf calls a lightning strike on to his sword, Glamdring, and goes to attack the Mutant. Before he could even raise his sword up to attack, Apocalypse had turned it into dust. Gandalf goes to grab his staff and Apocalypse does the same. Gandalf turns to Paul and says in a defeated voice “I’m sorry Paul, it doesn’t look like we followed your Golden Path to success.” Paul responds with a smile on his face “A friend of mine once said “The Journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take.” We followed the Golden Path to a tee. The Path was never about winning the battle, it was about winning this league. The Trash Pandas are very much like the Fremen. We die and the next up fight to continue our cause.” Gandalf smiles at him with a tear running down his eye and Paul says “Go to your white shores and far green country my old friend.”

Paul and Gandalf both turn to dust and fly away in the breeze. 

Dolla 49 McRib Vs. The Sigmaz

 Dolla 49 McRib is: The Anti-Monitor, Doomsday, Bizarro Superman, Omega, The JSA: The Spectre, Dr. Midnight, Hourman, Starman, & Mr. Terrific, The Sentry, Dr. Fate, Darth Malak, Count Dooku, Fin Fang Foom, Broly, Harkonen Soldier #1-10, Chattari Leviathon #1-3, & Green Martian #1.

The Sigmaz are:  The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Billy, Zack, Kimberly, & Trini, Zordon, Master Hand, Asura, The Dinobots: Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Slag, & Swoop, Sixshot, Azula, Tai Lee, & Mai in The Landmaster, The Grand Inquisitor, The 7th Sister w/ ID9, The 8th Brother, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:  Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello, that make up the team with one other fellow Raphael: All packing Glocks in The Party Wagon, Casey Jones, Scorpnonk w/ Lord Zarack, Link (w/ Ancient Armor) on his motorcycle, Daruk (w/ Dusk Claymore), Urbosa, Mipha, & Rivali (w/ Topaz Rod).

If there is a bright enter of the universe, we are the planet that is farthest from.  Welcome to Tatooine ladies and gents, the place with two sons attached to it; but nobody has enough money to pay child support for either one of them.  Hope you don't hate sand, because this stuff is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets it everywhere.   

The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly; but it doesn't seem to be bothering either of these squads as they hold back nothing to start the skirmish.  The dunes erupt as numerous different battles start taking place all over the landscape.  The four sages of Hyrule form up; but The McRibs do not take their power for granted for even a second.  The Anti-Monitor crushes Daruk along with his long, thin bladed Dusk Claymore, Fin Fang Foom does the same to Revali and his Topaz Rod, while the much smaller Urbosa and Mipha are taken out by The Spectre and Bizarro Superman.  The McRibs celebrate their victory; but do not realize that the sacrifice made by the sages was not just a selfless one; but a mission with purpose.  As the four sages die, they pass their powers on to Link, making him the best possible version of himself.

With his new found power, Link leads Zordon and Casey Jones against the 10 Harkonenen soldiers and despite being outnumbered make short work of the well trained Geidi Prime brutes.

Asura and Omega decide to take their eternal war to a different, cosmic realm of existence which worked out great for me, because I didn't know how to write either one of them.  

Master Hand answers the age old philosophical question by showing us the sound of one hand clapping a Green Martian, while Six Shot and the enormous Scorpononk join forces to take out the 3 Chattari Leviathon.  

Broly starts boxing with five good looking teenagers who decide that fisticuffs aren't enough to handle this cat, so they do declare it to be MORPHIN TIME.  The red, blue, black, pink, and yellow Rangers make for a much more formidable fighting squad against Broly, who still manages to keep them at bay.  The Power Rangers find that their melee weapons are not strong enough to take out Broly; so they drop back and forming their red sword, yellow spears, blue blades, black axe, and pink bow and arrows to create the Morphin Gun which falls into the hands of Jason the Red Ranger allowing him to combine their weapon's powers and blow Broly to bits.  

Sixshot and The Dinobots are working together to battle The Sentry and Dr. Fate over Beggar's Canyon, while crimson lightsabers ignite as the three Inquisitors bounce around an old krayt dragon skeleton to attack the two Sith Lords Malack and Tyrannus.  The two Inquisitorious members, follow their Grand Inquisitor leader exactly as planned; but their connection to The Force and their lightsaber swordsmanship both fall short of the two Sith Lords, as Count Dooku runs through the former Temple Guard and Grand Inquisitor, leaving the other two to fall to the Form 3 defense of Darth Malack.  Snarl delivers his triceratops horn directly through the chest of Dr. Fate; but The Sentry manages to blast himself into the center of Slag, not only extinguishing his Spark; but also using the dead dinobot as an enormous weapon to take out the wings of Swoop casuing him to crash down into the dunes.  It takes every bit of power he can muster for Grimlock, the leader of the Dinobots to weaken The Sentry with the laser from inside his massive jaw.  Grimlock finishes him off by bringing his jaw back closed, putting his razor sharp, Cybertronian metal teeth through the super hero.       

Azula and Tai Lee flank both sides of Doomsday, as Mai comes straight towards the grey, alien powerhouse behind the wheel of The Landmaster.  The Landmaster's lasers have little affect on Doomsday, so Mai attempts to leap over him in the Star Fox vehicle; but Doomsday leaps into the air and meets The Landmaster head on, smashing the vehicle into a cube and crushing Mai inside.  Azula and Tai Lee swiftly move in towards Doomsday, fighting in unison to avenge their friend; but the fire benders, despite their fighting prowess are no match for Doomsday who crushes both of their bodies, one in each hand.     

The Party Wagon runs right over Mr. Terrific, while Mikey and Raph turn their wrists sideways and bust some caps into the dome of Hourman with their Glocks.  Starman blasts the Party Wagon, blowing it sideways into the sand; but the Turtles leap out and take care of him and Dr. Midnight the old fashioned ninja way.  

Both squads regroup after the first round of battles and then quickly set back out to find their next skirmish.  Zordon breaks off from both The Power Rangers and his homeboy Link who he had previously been been fighting under and finds himself confronted with the much more powerful Spectre.  The five Power Rangers are also taken aback by the sheer size of Fin Fang Foom.  Bizarro Superman proves to be more than a handful as he destroys the Master of The Super Smash Bros. games, while Grimlock leads the remaining Dinobots and Sixshot against The Anti-Monitor.  The Ninja Turtles, sans their totalled van yell "Cowabunga" as they team up with their old buddy Casey Jones and Link to move against Dooku and his fellow Sith Lord Malack.  Doomsday, despite his size disadvantage, requests no help as he saunters slowly over to the Decepticon city known as Scorpononk.  

Zordon sees that he is no match for The Spectre; but before he allows himself to be defeated he casts The Spectre into the same frozen dimension in which he was previously a prisoner.  Sacrificing his own freedom to eliminate The Spectre from the match. 

With the sandy ground shaking under the massive feet of Fin Fang Foom, The Power Rangers realize that they are not in the current state of power to take on a foe of that size.  Thus it is time to call upon their Dino-Zords.  In order, they are called out by:

Zack:  MASTODON

Kimberly:  PTERADACTYL

Billy:  TRICERATOPS

Trini:  SABERTOOTH TIGER

Jason:  TYRANASAURUS

Fin Fang Foom now finds himself surrounded by five massive Dino-Zords; but none of them singularly as strong as the 17 Story tall Fin Fang Foom.  This battle rages on for some time, before the Power Ranger leader Jason calls upon his fellow Rangers to merge their Zords into one to create the Megazord.  Once merged, the massive Megazord starts punching the Foomster with some haymakers that could level the twin towers with enough force to actually knock building 7 down with them.  Fin still keeps ticking though.  And it isn't until the Megazord puts some space between them and Fang that they are able to charge up their ultimate blast weapon and put Fin Fang Foom out of commission.  

A pitched battle has ensued between the Ninja Turtles, who have emptied their Glocks to no avail against a pair of red lightsabers and are now back to the weapons Splinter learned em on.  They are joined by the sword and shield and hockey stick and baseball bat wielding duo of Link and Casey Jones in their battle against Lord Malack and Count Dooku.  Dooku dispatches Casey Jones, and Malack does the same to Donatello as the blood begins to shed in this skirmish.  Leo and Link give each other a nod, to acknowledge that this side quest is going to need a bit more intelligence to conquer these laser sword wielding combatants.  Raphael backs up Leo as Mikey backs Link.  The duos work together, yet independently as Leo and Raph engage Dooku and Link and Mikey to Malack.  Link and Malack match blades first, with Mikey searching for a spot to jump in with his nunchuks.  Malack is able to Force push Michelangelo with such ferocity that it sends the Turtle into a rock outcropping breaking his neck; but Link swings his Master Sword swiftly, finding an opening in The Sith Master's defense and relieving him of his head.  Raph rushes in too quickly with his Sai pairing in an attempt to catch Dooku off guard; but he underestimates the former Jedi Master and his excellence in The Form 2 style of swordplay.  Raph falls to his crimson blade, but Dooku is instantly met by his next opponent Leonardo.  Dooku catches Leo with a spin move and sends his lightsaber into the back of his shell.  Leo falls to the ground, but before Dooku can put him out of his misery, Link leaps into action and engages Dooku in a perfectly pitched battle of swords.  Dooku uses the Force to fling a large stone at Link.  The cheap shot takes Link off guard and is about to fall victim to Dooku's blade, when a katana blade suddenly appears in the back of The Count's head.  Leonardo, using his last breath, hurled his blade to save Link.  The Turtle survived just long enough to see the respectful nod from the eternally grateful Link, as he gets back on his motorcycle and searches for the next leg of this fight.  

The Anti-Monitor nearly exhausts his reality warping, cosmic powers and in so doing kills both the brontosaurus Transformer Sludge and the triceratops Snarl.  But Grimlock is able to tussle with the Anti-Monitor in a melee battle long enough for Sixshot to swoop in, in Jet mode at break neck speed, then turn into beast mode for a savage attack on the Anti-Monitor.  Sixshot then backflips away and transforms into tank mode to finish off the DC Baddie.  

Scorpononk, in his giant robot mode levels Doomsday with enough firepower to take out an entire starfleet.  He then brings his massive fists down on Doomsday; but it is still not enough to take on the one true killer of Superman.  Doomsday leaps from his sandy would-be grave and attacks Scorpononk.  The powerful, mutated monster known as Doomsday barrels himself directly through the chest of Scorpononk destroying his spark.  The head of Scorpononk, known as Lord Zarack transforms into his robot mode and calls out to his fellow Sigmaz to regroup for one final throwdown between his teammates and the two remaining powerhouses, standing tall for The McRibs.  

Lord Zarack attempts to take control of his team as The Sigmaz stand their ground against the onslaught that is coming.  But they are not in need of direction.  They know what to do and they know what is coming.  Zarack tells his team who is on the way.  

Jason, from inside the Megazord attempts to encourage his squad with the words: "There are only two of them".

But Link replies:  "And those two are enough".  

Doomsday and Bizarro Superman rush into the scene with their ignorance as their ally, for they feel no fear that might come inadvertantly from an educated mind.  Doomsday starts the battle by finishing the last one as he hurls a massive rock into the face of Lord Zarack.  The Megazord has exhausted its ultimate weapon; but that does not mean it is not still an unstoppable force.  Bizarro goes ham on the Megazord.  The evil, unintelligent version of Superman holds nothing back and unleashes a flurry of attacks on the combined Power Ranger force.  Like a killer bee to an unassuming, slow old man Bizarro zips to and fro.  Every sting causing brutal fatigue to Bizarro and unimaginable damage to the Megazord.  A giant sandstorm erupts as the Megazord implodes destroying the landscape and the Power Rangers that resided inside the shell of what was once the Megazord.  Grimlock and Sixshot have been battling ferociously with Doomsday throughout the duration of the previously described battle.  Sixshot, damaged almost beyond repair cannot force himself to transform out of his tank mode; but that is exactly what he wants to be in.  Sixshot unleashes a furious and continuous blast from his cannon towards Doomsday who continues to walk towards the Decepticon warrior through the energon bursts that could easily boil an entire lake.  Doomsday, now bleeding and limping fights through the blast and the pain to deliver the killing blow to Sixshot.  Grimlock, also battered from the fight swallows the near unconscious Doomsday whole causing the prehistoric Kryptonian to melt down physically in the gut of the Dinobot to ensure their mutual demise.  Bizarro, spent beyond any feeling of fatigue he had ever felt shows up at the scene to help in the destruction of the two Transformers; but finds that he is already to late.  He hears the roar of a motorcycle come up behind him as Link leaps off of it to perform an aerial attack on Bizarro.  Bizarro catches the Hyrulian Hero by his throat and throws him to the ground hard to kill him; but Mipha's grace overtakes Link as he returns to life, rises to the occasion, takes up The Master Sword and concludes this battle by separating Bizarro from his head.