Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Fred

Beckerman's Backyardigans....... are Pablo (designated leader), Darth Vader, Dark Side Marauder #1-9, Boba Fett, Warg Rider's #1-8, Nazgul #6 on his Mordor Horse, Wolverine, Sasquatch, The Beast, Tunnel Rat, Sentinal #5-13, White Dragon #1-20, Duncan Mcleod, & Ash.

Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Angel, & Beast, Namor: The Sub-Mariner & his Griffin, Vision, Phoenix (Rachel Summers), Mimic, Super Skrull, Master Mold, Ultron, Enchantress, Absorbing Man, Bullseye, Travis Bickle, Aspen, Vampirella, Rorshach, Kilowag, Brainiac, Black Manta, Mothra, Snake Pliskin, Dirty Harry Callahan, Navy Sailor #1-57, & Xenomorph #1-4.

Admiral Pablo orders his 9 Sentinals and 20 White Dragons to begin the battle with an all out air strike. Cyclops orders everyone to take cover as the Sentinals fly over head. As the Sentinals blast their lazers at the team they only kill Sailors #22, 34, 46, & 57 on their initial strafing run. Namor, Aspen, and Black Manta all dive into the icey water for protection. When they come around for another pass Master Mold takes to the air to meet them. Master Mold knows exactly where to hit his own creations as he quickly destroys all 9 of them with perfectly placed lazer blasts. The huge Sentinal shells come crashing to the ground breaking up ice all over the landscape and killing Navy Sailor # 14, 16, & 20 as well as Warg Rider #6 and his warg. Pablo orders the remaining 7 Warg Riders to attack. The Navy men are under heavy attacks from the White Dragons and are losing men fast when they have to divert some of their attention away from the dragons toward the warg riders who are racing toward them. By the time the sailors lower their M-16's to fire at the orcs they are already upon them using their spears and scimitars to rip them apart. Although several more of the animals are wounded, the U.S. government did not exactly have dragons and wargs in mind when they issued the small caliber weapons and the Navy men only manage to kill White Dragon #17 & Warg Riders #3, 4, & 8. Although these riders were killed only #4's warg died as well, allowing the other 2 wargs to continue attacking riderless. Ash is about to rush in to attack but Vader reminds him of the orders he was given by Head Coach Hanibal. Ash is to remain behind and act as Pablo's personal bodyguard because the backyardigan is to important to the team. Wolverine, who has done nothing all week long except watch the game film of Batgirl cutting his head off in the last match goes on a rage as he first takes his aggression out on Snake Pliskin. He stabs Snake in the heart, Dirty Harry tries to help out as he shoots a .44 Magnum into Wolverine but it barely even slows him down. Wolverine slices off Dirty Harry's head on the way to Travis Bickle who he stabs in the neck. Wolverine then takes a second to light a cigar as he says "yeah bub I was talkin to you". Beast squares off against Beast. Beast kicks Beast in the chest but the other Beast pops back up and punches Beast in the jaw. Beast then claws Beast across the face but Beast jumps onto Beast's back and breaks Beast's neck. Enchantress uses her power of persuasion to call Ash away from his post and to come to her. Before she can do anything to him Dark Side Marauder #3 cuts her in half with his lightsaber. Although she could not finish the job her plan still worked as Rorshach rushes in and rips the unguarded Pablo apart. Boba Fett turns and shoots Rorshach in the head but it is to late to save their fearless leader. ....O.K. fine I'll let you off the hook in the Beast fight. The Blue Beast from X-Men killed Belle's boyfriend. Ash shakes off the spell and comes back to regroup with the others but their default leader Darth Vader reminds him that "failure was not an option" as he uses the force to choke his teammate Ash to death. Vader orders Tunnel Rat to sneak over the enemy lines in an attempt to bring some of Team Fred's people out of the water. Vader reminds Tunnel Rat who just saw what he did to Ash to not fail him. Tunnel Rat assures him that he will be successful which prompts Vader to say "I hope so for your sake, The Backyardigans are not as forgiving as I am". Tunnel Rat burrows through the snow and pops up behind Brainiac. Tunnel Rat shoots Brainiac in the back and then disapears into the snow before anyone even sees him. Sasquatch picks up Wolverine and throws him into the air at Master Mold. Wolverine, being the expert Sentinal killer that he is desrtoys Master Mold just as easily as Master Mold killed the lesser Sentinals. Wolverine rides the huge Sentinal down into the snow and then rolls off of him unharmed. Mothra, along with Namor's Griffin fly up to attack the White Dragons. White Dragon #15 coats the Griffin in such a thick layer of frost that it can no longer fly. The griffin falls out of the sky and dies on impact. Mothra is swarmed by the 19 smaller dragons but puts up quite a fight. The huge moth amazingly manages to kill 7 of the dragons (#1, 4-7, 13, & 16)before the remaining 12 cover his body in ice and rip apart his wings with their snow covered teeth. Tunnel Rat pops up near the freezing cold water and throws in 2 grenades in an attempt to draw the 3 water dwellers out onto the land. It works as Namor instantly pops out of the water, holding both of the grenades. He throws them into the air and they blow up when they are only a few feet from White Dragon #20. The explosion kills the dragon and Namor's powerful fist kills Tunnel Rat as he punches the G.I. Joe in the head. Namor then returns to the water. Sasquatch is fighting Vampirella and is doing a great job of knocking her around the ice and snow but cannot manage to finish her off. Sasquatch is about to pounce on Vampirella after he has knocked her to the ground, Vampirella knocks the 7' tall Sasquatch's legs out from under him with a powerful sweep kick. Vampirella then jumps onto Sasquatch to bite his neck but just then Warg Rider #1 rushes in just in time and slices off her head as his warg leaps over the two of them. Team Fred's 4 Xenomorphs being to advance towards the remaining Wargs and their riders. With a primal scream, the Warg Riders charge the Xenomorphs crash into them. Once the dust settled, Warg Riders #1, 2, 5 and 7 though exhausted, emerged alive. Super Skrull, who is very anxious for a week 1 rematch begins flying in toward Darth Vader. Vader puts up his hand and stops Super Skrull with the force. Super Skrull attempts to shoot fire at the Sith Lord but Vader blocks it with his hand. Darth Vader then uses the force to pop Super Skrull's invisible force field, next he cuts right through his orange rock arm and then finishes him off with a crimson blade through his chest. Ultron blasts Nazgul #6's horse and knocks the Ringwraith from it. Ultron is about to attack the Nazgul as it is getting up but Boba Fett flies in front of him. Ultron starts shooting at Fett but Fett manages to dodge the blasts. Ultron does not dodge the return blasts but Boba Fett's lazer rifle does not seem to be powerful enough to destroy the robot. A lightsaber on the other hand is as Dark Side Marauder #2 & 5 slice the damaged robot apart. Boba Fett and the Marauders now try to attack Vision but Vision's intangibility makes it impossible. Vision sticks his intangible hand into the chest of Marauder #5 and pulls out his heart. Vision does not even try to stop Nazgul #6 as he sticks his sword into his chest. Just as Vision thought the sword goes right through him but Vision does not realize that the sword of a Ringwraith is not just a sword. The evil of Sauron that embodies this wicked former human penetrates even that which is not tangible. Vision's android body deteriorates around the Nazgul's sword. Ice Man creates an ice slide which brings him high into the air so he can take on the remaining dragons. Angel follows behind him wielding a thick piece of metal scrap from one of the dead sentinals; the reamaining X-Men, along with Phoenix and Mimic who has taken on the powers of all 5 original X-Men move against the Dark Side Marauders. Absorbing Man and Sasquatch are fighting right next to Bullsey and Duncan Mcleod who are fighting as well. Kilowag is about to fly in to fight Vader but he realizes that Ice Man and Angel are going to need his help with the dragons so he opts for that instead. Darth Vader becomes sick of the 3 members of Team Fred who have set up base in the water and he uses the force to create a huge avalanche of snow and ice which he sends into the water. This crushes Black Manta and kills him. The other 2 on the other hand are not taken down quite as easily. Aspen, who has the power to control water whether it is frozen or not helps push the ice away as Namor breaks through it and pops onto the land. White Dragons #2 & 3 are in a bit of a standoff with Iceman as they are both shooting Ice at each other but White Dragon # 19 then bites his Ice slide which sends Ice Man falling to his death. Angel comes up behind White Dragon #18 and sticks his sharp yet blunt object into its neck killing it but he is then bitten in half by Dragon #8. Kilowag uses his ring to deflect the frost breath of Dragon #9 and then creates a huge sword out of green energy. With this mighty sword he slays Dragons #2, 3, 9, & 19. Namor and Aspen jump out to face Vader but Wolverine comes in to help him. Namor kicks the Sith Lord in the chest which knocks him to the ground and then he takes to the air, but Vader uses the force to throw Wolverine at him. Wolverine uses his claws to stab into the bear chest of Namor. Vader then pops up off the ground with speed that is very unbecoming of a large cyborg and relieves Aspen of her head with his crimson saber. The Dark Side Marauders are great fighters but they are not that strong with the force. They are not fast enough to block Cyclops' optic blast with their lightsabers as he blows Marauder #1 & 2 apart. Mimic does the same to Marauder #7. Jean Grey uses her mind to focus energy through her hand which is enough power to kill Marauder #4 but Marauder #3 stabs her in the chest before she can do it again. Marauder #8 cuts the head off of Cyclops which then sends Rachel Summers into a rage. She unleashes the power of the phoenix and wipes out Marauder's #3, 6, & 8. The last remaining Marauder goes into a Sith Rage just like Lord Vader taught him and slices Phoenix apart. The force exhausted Marauder #9 is then pounced on by Beast and then killed by a sharp tipped icicle created by Mimic. Kilowag makes a huge net which catches Dragons #8-11. He then closes in the net and crushes all 4 of them. He then kills dragon #12 with a powerful blast of green energy, but all of the sudden he begins falling out of the sky. He feels a pain in his hand and realizes that with one perfectly placed shot Boba Fett has shot his ring wearing finger right off. Kilowag wills the ring back to himself but before he can catch it Boba Fett shoots the unprotected green lantern full of lazer blasts from his rifle. Duncan Mcleod is swinging wildly at Bullseye but is unable to hit him as he acrobatically dodges his every swing. Bullseye keeps kicking ice at Mcleod. The ice basically acts as little knives cutting away at the highlander but they are unable to kill him. Mcleod lands a kick to Bullseye's chest and is about to come down on him with his katana when bullseye picks up what would be nothing more than an icicle to a normal person. Bullseye swings the sharp icicle at Mcleod's neck and cuts off his head. Absorbing Man foolishly absorbs the density of the ice underneath his feet but it is not a very good idea. The extremely heavy Sasquatch jumps onto Absorbing Man and shatters him. At this point the apathetic Mimic has wanted to retreat for some time but with most of the team dead Beast finally agrees that it is the smart thing to do. Bullseye begins to size up his fellow adamantium skeletoned opponent Wolverine for what the two of them both think is going to be a great fight. Not even The Nazgul, Vader and Boba Fett want to jump in the middle of what is about to take place but Beast does not believe in leaving a teammate behind even if it is a person as disliked as Bullseye. Beast grabs the unwilling Bullseye by the shoulders as he is being dangled by his feet by the winged Mimic. The 3 of them escape with their lives.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!