Friday, March 28, 2008

Reign Supremacy Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (designated leader), Sgt. Mike Shinsky, The Ghostbusters: Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Egon Spengler, & Winston Zeddimore, Elite Clone Trooper #21, Batman & Robin, Starship Trooper #51-69, Cyborg Superman, Timmell, Sledgehammer, Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Rusty, Linus Caldwell, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Yen, Frank Catton, Bashar Tarr, Saul Bloom, Livingston Dell, & Rueben Tishkoff, The Crew of Serenity: Capt. Malcom Reynolds, Zoe, Wash, Book, Anora, Jane, River, Simon, & Kylee, Capt. America, Iron Man, Yaddle, Starfire, Cyborg, Tim, Paul, Steve, & The Bry, Upgraded Agent #1-3, Shannon & Jared Pilkinton, Sandra Bullock, Snowtrooper #26-45, Jedi Knight #36-43, Ax-battler, & Wookie Soldier #31.

Alice's Wonder Team is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Apocylypse Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, Jill Valentine, Sith Lord #1 & 2, Goblin #1-90, Sharkticon #11-40, Mummy #1, & Stormtrooper #50.

Head Coach Micheal Corleone is very tired of his team's winless record and has stated that he will stop at nothing to change it. He does not care how many people he has to sacrifice in order to get his first win. Tyler Derdon orders every person on his team to hang back except for the goblins. The plan is to let them inflict as much damage as possible before the rest of the team attacks. The goblins charge Reign Supremacy. The goblins absolutely hate both the cold weather and the bright sun shining off of the snow but they handle it well. Goblins, just like all orcs lead a torturous life and are used to being uncomfortable. The Goblins fight wildly and do not care at all when they see their fellow goblins being mowed down all around them. Chuck Norris stays out in front to give his team confidence. Norris is not cold in the artic air but the arctic air around him is Chuck Norrised. Norris manages to kill 10 of the rushing goblins before they slice him apart and send the whole team into dissaray. Shinsky shoots one of the goblins in the head but is stabbed to death by 2 more. The Ghostbusters fry 3 of them with their proton packs but the goblins keep charging through ripping the 4 of them apart in the process. Elite Clonetrooper #21 blasts 1 goblin and Capt. Malcom Reynold's crew take out 25 more but Danny Ocean and his Vegas buddies are to busy freezing their butts off to help out. All of these people eventually meet their doom at the hands of the rampaging goblins. Timmell, along with Tim, Paul, Steve, and The Bry are enjoying the ice as they gracefully skate around the goblins. As the goblins slip around on the ice they use their hockey sticks to go Marty Mcsorley all over them. Timmell takes out 4, Tim & Paul each get 2, Steve gets 3 more and The Bry gets 1 as well before the sheer numbers of the goblins take them over. Shan and Jared bust a couple of caps in 5 more goblins but they still keep coming. Sledgehammer throws a grenade that kills 3 and takes out 2 more with his revolver but he gets his head removed by a goblin as well. Sandra Bullock does not put up much of fight and even Capt America only gets 8 with his shield throwing/butt-kicking combos before they overtake him. The Jedi Knights rush in to meet the charging goblins and lose Knight #38, 39, & 42, but they along with some cover fire from the Snow Troopers and Starship Troopers finally wipe out the last of the 90 goblin strong army. Derdon orders Stormtrooper #50 and Mummy #1 in next with the Sharkticons following close behind. Stormtrooper #50 manages to kill Snow Trooper #45 before the rest of the Snow Troopers blow him away and the mummy actually kills Starship Troopers #53-56 because they did not realize that Carlos Olivera stuck a grenade in his wrappings when they jumped in to shoot him. The Sharkticons now come breaking through the ice in shark form half swimming and half running through the icey mess. They move on the Starship Troopers and lose 5 Sharkticons under their mega-powered lazer blasts before they destroy the remaining 15 Starship Troopers. They rip apart the Snow Troopers and Wookie Soldier #31 with only losing 2 more Sharkticons. Ax-battler attempts a valiant attack on Sharkticon #36 but is unsuccessful as the transformer bites through him, ripping him apart. The remaining 5 Jedi Knights fair a little better as they each take out 2 Sharkticons but they can't keep it up as the giant robots overtake them as well. Cyborg Superman with his heat vision and super strength destroys 5 of the Sharkticons and Batman & Robin take out 1 by using their grappling hooks to trip up the giant robot and then by cutting into its core to disable its spark. Iron Man blows up 1 and Yaddle takes down another with her lightsaber after Cyborg threw her at it. The 3 Agents bust apart Sharkticons #39 & 40 while Starfire takes out 2 by herself. She uses her energy blast to blow up 1 and kills the other 1 by simply punching its steel head off. The last remaining Sharkticon catches Cyborg off guard and crushes him between his metal teeth before Iron Man can blast it and end phase 2 of the attack. Derdon is now forced to give the signal for the rest of the team to rush into battle. Alice's Wonder Team is now well rested as they allowed their peons to tire out Reign Supremacy. Extinction Alice, along with Darth Deez and Darth Nutz move against their greatest threat which is of course Cyborg Superman. Ex. Alice attempts to mentally infiltrate the brain of Cyborg Superman but is unsuccessful. The Cyborg Superman flies down to fight them but Ex. Alice jumps out of the way of his attack. Cyborg Superman shoots an optic blast at Darth Deez but it is blocked by his lightsaber. Ex. Alice kicks Cyborg Superman in the side with enough force to actually slightly move him but when she starts unloading her guns into him it has almost no effect except to keep him slightly distracted while Darth Deez and Darth Nutz cut him apart with their lightsabers. Apocylypse Alice leads Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, & Jill Valentine into battle against the 3 Upgraded Agents. Gunfire flies all over the place as both sides jump around wildly without ever getting hit. Leeloo and Ap. Alice move just as fast as the Agents and they work togeather to defeat Agent #1 and then Agent #3 by Leeloo attacking from behind causing them to fall onto their backs for a split second while Ap. Alice pumps them full of .45 caliber bullets. Agent #3 knocks the guns from Carlos Olivera's hands but makes the mistake of taking the time to talk some smack as he is strangling Carlos to death. This gives Jill Valentine just enough time to shoot Agent #2 in the head but not enough time to save her friend. Batman and Robin jump in and easily kill Tyler Derdon and Kimbo Slice. Robin hits Derdon with a staff to the head while Batman slices Slice with a baterang to the neck. Iron Man is about to attack when Ram Man hits him in the back knocking him to the ground. Tony Stark is fine inside the suit but Ram Man's hit was so powerful that Iron Man is having trouble getting the suit's systems back on line. Starfire rushes in to protect Iron Man but is attacked mentally from afar by Ex. Alice. Yaddle senses the trouble that her teammates are going through as she is slicing Lucca Brazzi in half. Yaddle looks over at Batman who knows better than anyone what their head coach Alfred would want them to do. Although Reign Supremacy has some powerful people left on their squad they are tired and battered and they do not wish to lose any more lives. Yaddle uses the force to temporarily break the mental bond that Ex. Alice has over Starfire. Starfire picks up the shell of the malfunctioning Iron Man and Yaddle jumps on her back. Batman and Robin follow closely behind as the 5 members of Reign Supremacy all retreat from Alice, the other Alice, and their wonder team.
ALICE'S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!

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