Saturday, March 1, 2008

Beckerman's Backyardigans: Bitches Vs. Team Fred

Beckerman's Backyardigans... is Darth Vader (designated leader), Wolverine, Nazgul #6, Nazgul #6's horse, Black Dragon #1, Green Dragon# 1, and Austin.

Team Fred is Super Skrull (designated leader), Mimic, Compsagnathid #1-12, Absorbing Man, and Master Mold.

Absorbing Man touches Super Skrull's right arm and takes on the density of orange rock. Mimic grows wings and gains some force powers, a healing factor, invisibility, and the ability to shoot poison out of his mouth. The 12 Compy's attack Nazgul #6 and begin gnawing on his horse's legs. The horse manages to step on Compy #8 and kill it but the poison from the Compy bites soon take over killing the horse. This knocks The Ringwraith to the ground but he gets up and starts chopping away at the Compy's with his sword. They seem to be more concerned with the horse meat on the ground than they do with the attacking Nazgul. Master Mold shoots the Green Dragon with a Lazer blast burning his wings off and causing him to go crashing to the ground and to his death. The huge sentinel then lands on top of Austin but Darth Vader does a force version of the "Fastball Special throwing Wolverine (without touching him) onto Master Mold's back. Wolverine being the master sentinel killer knows exactly where to start stabbing Master Mold and kills him. The Black Dragon then attacks Absorbing Man. Absorbing Man thinks he is safe with his new rock solid skin believing that he is impervious to any heat the dragon can throw at him but he does not realize that Black Dragons do not shoot fire, they shoot concentrated acid. This melts absorbing man because he is unable to absorb something that is not solid. Nazgul #6 is pretty banged up but he manages to kill the last of the Compy's. Wolverine begins to spar with Mimic who is very familiar with Wolverine's fighting style; and Darth Vader is fighting with Super Skrull (I am going to have to sit here and ponder this monumental dork event for a minute because that is a fight that I have thought about approximetely 1 zillion times in my life so please bear with me).............. O.K. I am ready to continue, Super Skrull shoots some fire at Vader but he blocks it with the force, he then tries to punch him with his rock arm but Vader avoids it. Super Skrull wraps his stretchy arms around Vader but Vader welcomes the close quarters combat and stabs Super Skrull with his lightsaber. Mimic, who along with Wolverine has suffered several stab wounds realizes that he is no match for both Wolverine and Vader. He turns himself invisible and flies away.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BITCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!

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