Monday, May 5, 2008

George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Legion of Doom

George Washington's Slaves are Yoda, Al Dogg, A.C. Slater, & William Wallace.

The Legion of Doom is Darth Bain & Paul Atreides.

Yoda and William Wallace start charging The Legion of Doom thinking that the rest of their team is following behind but they turn around to see that Al Dogg is already dead and that for some reason Slater felt the need to start burying him. Darth Bain pulls out his red lightsaber and swings at Yoda as he is jumping towards him but Yoda does a flip into the air and lands on the shoulders of the Sith Lord before he can react. In an act that proves that the dark side, although quicker, easier, and more seductive is not more powerful; the Jedi Master uses his force aided strength to stab his green lightsaber into the back of Lord Bain's neck to kill him. Paul knocks William Wallace to the ground but before he can finish him off with his wierding ways Yoda force pushes him out of the way. Slater helps Wallace get up but they decide that there is not much they can do to help Yoda against Paul as the 2 fighters move around each other with amazing speed. Both of them appear to have amazingly fast reflexes do to the fact that they can see what their opponent is doing before he does it, but it is actually superior weaponry that wins this battle as Yoda uses his lightsaber to cut Paul's crysknife in half before he can use it on the Jedi Master. Yoda then finishes off the son of The Atreides Duke by removing his head.
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Ryan said...

Congrats Fizz on winning the "Chris Artrip Conference."

Artifact said...

Thank you friend. Good season to you as well.

If possible, I would like to request it to be named the "Fizzle Divizzle" (or something similar) to represent the two headed, dominating force by both of the Artrips.

Yoda rulez

-Z