Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Le' Napoleon's Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley

Le' Napoleon's Brigade is Poison Ivy, Alan Scott and Bo Jackson

The Syracuse Valley is Soundwave, Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Hammer Bros. #1 & 2, Little Goomba #1, and Treasure Troll #4.

Le’ Napoleon’s Brigade leap into action right away. Poison Ivy uses her powers to strangle the life out of Hammer Brother #2, Little Goomba #1, and Treasure Troll #4 with the grass itself. Bo Jackson races across the battlefield like he’s running for a touchdown. (Because Bo knows running.) With a mighty swing, he belts Hammer Brother #1 up high into the air, causing him to slam into Ratbat, killing them both. Bo then picks up two hammers from the fallen Hammer Bros. and throws them as hard as he can (because Bo knows throwing) at Laserbeak and Buzzsaw. They both are beheaded by the hammers. Ravage pounces on top of Bo and pins him to the ground, but Bo punches through Ravage’s underbelly, destroying his spark. (Because Bo knows circuitry) Rumble and Frenzy both slam down to the ground on opposite sides of Bo Jackson. “Does Bo know death match?” asks Rumble. Before Bo can muster an answer, both Rumble and Frenzy transform their arms into pistons and slam them into Bo’s skull, turning it into pulp. “I guess Bo just knows death, HA!” chuckles Frenzy. Rumble and Frenzy then start pounding the ground causing the ground to open up, swallowing Poison Ivy. But she was able to have the roots that were jutting out from the cracked earth to catch in a web of tangled roots. She climbs out of the opening and has the grass and weeds entangle the two Transformers. This allows Alan Scott to fly in and blast them with several bolts of green energy at their chests, killing them both. Soundwave then uses his concussion blaster at full strength, blowing away Poison Ivy. Soundwave takes to the air to battle Alan Scott. The Golden Age Green Lantern then encases himself in armor, much like that of the one he wore in Kingdom Come. He uses his long broad sword to impale the Decepticon, killing the final member of The Syracuse Valley.
LE’ NAPOLEON’S BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

R.I.P. Little Goomba #1, see you soon in the graveyard next to Carlos Olivera.

Artifact said...

Was that his final death?

Poor goomba... good thing there is 99 more of you. lol

Good win Jules! I told you Bo knows Winning.

-fizz