Sunday, May 4, 2008

Team Fred Vs. Reign Supremacy

Team Fred is Kilowag & Phoenix.

Reign Supremacy is Batman & Robin, & Jedi Knight #36.

Before this match began the talking heads on Fantasy Fantasy Center quipped that Team Fred crammed more skill into 75 points than should be legal in this league and that this match should be over quickly. Kilowag flies in with his whole body coated in green energy and wielding a sword made out of that same energy to fight against Jedi Knight #36's somewhat similar green energy sword. The Jedi proves to be a better fencer as he deflects and parries Kilowag's sword thrusts but eventually the green lantern's power overwhelms the Jedi as he holds up the Jedi's lightsaber defense with the newly created sword, and uses the ring to create a blast of energy to go around and behind Jedi #36 who is unable to defend against the 2 simultaneous attacks. Phoenix wastes no time as well as she instantly flies up to Batman and Robin and unleashes the power of the Phoenix on them. Batman jumps to the side and uses his cape to shield himself from the blinding light of the firey Phoenix which lights up the night sky but Robin is not fast enough nor well-equipped enough to deal with such a force so he burns up in the show of pure mental fury which was unleashed upon him. Kilowag and Phoenix then take to the air and begin shooting a mix of firey mental energy and glowing green energy at the world's greatest detective who bounces around the moist grasslands dodging there every blast, despite fighting in an environment that provides virtually no place to hide. Batman, in a last ditch effort picks up the lightsaber of his fallen comrade Jedi Knight #36 in an attempt to charge at the 2 cosmic powered beings; but despite his fast actions and valiant effort it is impossible to tell who actually gets the credit for the killing of Batman as he is blasted by an amazing combination of power from the dynamic mutant and green lantern duo.
TEAM FRED IS VICTORIOUS!

5 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Congratulations to Team Fred on their clinching of the last American League play-off spot.

Ryan said...

That was one hell of a team you put together Fred. Nice job on making the playoffs. But do you smell that?? It smells like vengeance.

Artifact said...

Good Job Fred! Now unleash hell on The Horsemen!

-Fizz

Solobeck said...

Fred:
Write less comments!!!!!
I know - you want to be mysterious. . . make the league think you're stong and silent. . .
But since I've known you for over 25 years. . . I know the "real" you -
You're just a turd burglar and salad tosser!
Can't wait to upper deck your toilet!
LYA.L.
-B2

Josh the Commish said...

If the threat of somebody upper-decking your toilet doesn't get a person to post than perhaps nothing will.