Saturday, May 3, 2008

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Tyrone (Designated Leader), Wolverine and Black Dragon #14.

Alice’s Wonder Team is Extinction Alice (Designated Leader), Carlos Olivera, and Ewok #47.

A thunderstorm has rolled in and is soaking the grass covered battlefield. The thick black clouds blot out the moon and the stars alike. The only light that is offered comes from the bolts of lightning that cracks through the cold night sky. The rain is pouring down so hard, its making it difficult to even see one’s own hand in front of its face. Designated Leader, Tyrone, confidently walks out onto the drenched battlefield, followed closely by Wolverine. Tyrone is then hit right in his big moose nose by a flying rock. This causes the Backyardigan great pain, but does not put him down. “Che womok! Bont nub paamuk!” is heard faintly in the distance. Wolverine uses his keen sense of smell recognized the scent signature of their assailant. “Ewok. This should be easy,” growls Wolverine, as he extrudes his claws. “No, Logan. I’m handling this one. It’s about time I show the Commissioners of the F.F.L. that the Backyardigans are more than a bunch of preschool babies,” replies an angry and focused Tyrone. Alice’s Wonder Team finally reveals themselves, as Carlos Olivera starts riddling Wolverine with bullets. This only sends Wolverine into one of his berserker rages. He leaps through the air, tackling Carlos. He then proceeds to utterly eviscerate the combatant, showing that he truly is “the best at what he does.” Carlos Olivera is now the first participant to be completely eliminated from Fantasy Fantasy League. Extinction Alice then, from behind, drives her two kukri knives deep into the back of Wolverine. Alice tries to use her mental powers to take over Wolverine’s mind, but that is easier said than done. This is due to high level psionic shields implanted by Professor Charles Xavier; Wolverine's mind is highly resistant to telepathic assault and probing. “Nice try, honey. But you’re just not powerful enough to get into this mind,” says Wolverine. Alice then starts attacking him with a flurry of kicks and thrusts from her knives. Wolverine blocks the kicks and catches the kukri knives between his claws. And with a flick of his wrists, cuts her knives into several pieces. A massive lightning bolt lights up the night sky, revealing the last member of B3 to Alice. Black Dragon #14 has been flying overhead waiting for its moment to strike. Now knowing that she will not be able to control Logan’s mind, she attempts to tap into the dragon’s animalistic mind. This too proves difficult to the Wonder Team’s leader, but she eventually succeeds. However this causes her to loose focus on her battle with Wolverine, who uses this distraction to his advantage. He impales Extinction Alice with his claws, actually lifting her up off of her feet. He tosses her down to the ground, leaving her to bleed out. This proves to be a costly mistake. Alice stays alive long enough to control Black Dragon #14 and direct it to attack the X-Man. The dragon dive bombs through the pouring rain towards its own teammate. It sprays Wolverine with acid, but wasn’t able to cover him completely with the corrosive liquid. Wolverine falls to the ground, writhing in pain as the acid eats away at the flesh on his left arm, both legs and the bottom half of his abdomen. The dragon swoops high up into the clouds to make another pass at Wolverine. Tyrone runs up and puts and end to this attack by slamming a big rock onto Extinction Alice’s skull. “That certainly was convenient!” exclaims Tyrone. “Thhhannnnkssss….. littttttle….budddyy,” Wolverine says before passing out from the pain. Luckily for him, the torrential downpour washes the acid away, which allows his healing factor to kick into overdrive. Tyrone now turns his attention the final member of Alice’s Wonder Team, Ewok #447. “By the end of this night, everyone will bear witness to the power of the Backyardigans,” shouts Tyrone. “Ooloo, ooloo. Meechoo e s’eesht weechu con thuks,” replies Ewok #47. The Ewok launches rock after rock at Tyrone, but he evades ever last one of them. Thunder rolls through the sky as lightning rocks the earth beneath the combatants’ feet. The Ewok then picks up his spear, readying himself for the charging Backyardigan. He jabs the spear at Tyrone, but it gets caught in Tyrone’s antlers. Splinters fly through the air as the spear snaps in half from Tyrone quickly jerking his head. Tyrone head butts Ewok #47 as hard as he can, knocking the fur ball to the ground. Ewok #47 pulls bolas from the pouch that is slung around his shoulder. He whips them into the air, ensnaring the charging Tyrone’s legs, sending him splashing into a muddy puddle. Tyrone picks his face up out of the muddy water and spits some blood out of his mouth. He hears the Ewok running at him through the rain. Tyrone mule kicks him with his bound legs. He then grabs the broken spear and cuts the bolas rope, freeing himself. He goes to leap on top of the soaked Ewok, but is pelted in the eyes with some mud that the Ewok flung at him. He wipes the mud from his eyes and races towards Ewok #47, who is charging as well. They trade blows back and forth. Blood mixes with the falling rain at it flies from both fighters. The Ewok grabs Tyrone’s antlers and delivers a vicious front knee strike to the moose’s face. Ewok #47 then jumps onto the fallen Tyrone’s back and holds his face down in a puddle by his antlers. Tyrone’s arms and legs are flaying, trying to break free. He manages to get a hold of the broken spear and stabs the Ewok in the side with it. This causes the Ewok to break his hold on the Backyardigan. Tyrone coughs up some blood and water from his lungs. “Acha, dee fratta choo doo. Yub yub,” says Ewok #47. Black Dragon #14 lands with a mighty stomp by the Ewok, smelling blood and a tasty snack. “NO! Back away! He’s mine!” orders Tyrone, ash he picks himself back up onto his feet. Tyrone grabs the spear out from the Ewok’s side and says “Maybe this will show the Commissioners what a preschool animal is capable of doing.” He raises spear which is already dripping with blood, plunging it deep into Ewok #47’s heart, ending this epic confrontation. “Ya done good kid, says Wolverine as he limps his way over to Tyrone and Black Dragon #14. "That was an excellent grassland adventure, don't you think?" asks Tyrone as he and Wolverine both climb upon the dragon and fly off victorious in their season finale.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYAATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!

5 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Truly epic; one for the ages. Tyrone's mental toughness will not be forgotten.

Solobeck said...

Vice:

One of the most enjoyable ones to date! I thought it was awesome! I knew Tyrone was tough, but thank you for giving him his due!

Look forward to hopefully meeting you in the Playoffs and seeing you at the Con.
LYA.L.
-B2

Artifact said...

Valiant Fantasy career, Carlos.

In dedication to all of the fallen fantasy fighters, all to follow, and to all who have inspired us, please visit the Fantasy Graveyard by clicking on the link on the right side of the main page or by going to

http://fantasyfantasygraveyard.blogspot.com

-Fizz

Solobeck said...

TO whom it concerns:

The "Graveyard" is wonderful and somewhat disturbing at the same time.
Whoever came up with it: kudos to you!

LYA.L. -B2

Josh the Commish said...

The Fantasy Graveyard is all Fizz. His computer skills are amazing, and that's an Artifact.