Monday, April 28, 2008

Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Outsiders

Alice's Wonder Team is Carlos Olivera (designated leader), Sharkticon #11-23, & Treasure Troll #3.

The Outsiders are Galactus (deignated leader) w/ Nova, Barbarossa, Ajax, Fin Fang Foom, Navy Seal #45-47, & Beast Boy.

As most of the 2 teams fall into the water Galactus the great and near omnipotent devourer of worlds decides that he has no desire to get wet so he stays in the air and out of the battle entirely. Nova flies by Treasure Troll #3 which lights his hair on fire. The Treasure Troll dives beneath the water to put out the flames but he does not realize that once the flame is put out, he can come back up: So he drowns. Beast Boy turns into a minnow and moves throughout the Sharkticons undetected. He then turns himself into a shark and bites Carlos Olivera in half, leaving the Sharkticons leaderless. Barbarossa and Ajax are in 2 huge Cymek bodies that are made especially for water fighting. They have both submarine and boat like abilities and have weaponry for both attacking above and below the water, but they still hang back and work as back-up for Fin Fang Foom. The Sharkticons move against the huge ancient dragon quickly and swarm him. Foom kills 3 of the Sharkticons but they keep coming at him using their powerful metal jaws to rip him apart. Fin Fang Foom, though huge and powerful is not quite in his element as the remaining Sharkticons finish him off. Once the 2 Titans see that Foom is not going to be successfull they open fire, blasting the Sharkticons with everyting they have got. Beast Boy turns into an eagle and grabs Navy Seal #45 to escape the carnage but he isn't fast enough to save them all as the other 2 Seals are killed by the friendly fire of the not so friendly Cymeks who could care less about the useless hethragir. Even Nova, the great herald of Galactus uses her powers of speed and flight to get far away from this battle. The 2 Titans on the other hand care not for what this strategy does to their team or that they let the death of their teammate, the huge Fin Fang Foom act as their diversion; as long as victory is the final conclusion. The remaining 9 Sharkticons swim right into the attack in an attempt to move against the Cymeks, but none of them make it there before their sparks are destroyed by the massive torpedo blasts from the 2 powerful mixes of man and machine.
THE OUTSIDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Ryan said...

Wasn't this a retreat week? Did anyone on the Wonder Team survive? It was a complete slaughter and Galactus didn't even join the fight. Somebody's making a hard run for the playoffs.

Josh the Commish said...

I guess the Quintassons did not have retreat in mind when they invented the Sharkticons?