Tuesday, April 29, 2008

George Washington's Slaves Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

George Washington's Slaves are Jason Bourne, Martian Manhunter, Arisia, Duncan Idaho #7, Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Spongebob Squarepants, Fidel Castro, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny (from I, Robot), Cthulhu, Zach Morris, A.C. Slater, Screech Powers, Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle, and Jesse Spano.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Hydro-Man, Howard the Duck, Ewok #4 and Marines #1-31.

George Washington’s Slaves are teleported into the water. Ben Linus, Stonewall Jackson, and Robert E. Lee all are dragged underwater and are drowned by some unseen being. The Marines on the Fighting Murderflies have managed to take control of a small island, along with Howard the Duck and Ewok #4. This appears to be their entire team. Spongebob Squarepants and Fidel Castro are then dragged down as well. Martian Manhunter uses his telepath to see the being that is causing such havoc. He is able to get a lock on Hydro-Man, who he forces to reconstitute himself, allowing Arisia to contain him in a green bubble of energy. She launches it deep into space, killing him. The Marines begin shooting at the oncoming attack by Jason Bourne, Duncan Idaho #7, Jimmy Neutron, Sonny, and the gang from Saved by the Bell. The take out Screech, Jesse and Jimmy Neutron, but lose Marines #3 and 17 in the process. Jason Bourne then eliminates Marines #9, 23, 25 and 30 single handedly. A.C. Slater and Lisa Turtle fall from the suppressing gunfire. Sunny is able to kill Marines #4 and 5, even though it goes against one of the Three Robot Laws. George Washington’s Slaves secret weapons burst from the water revealing itself. Cthulhu lays waste to the remaining Marines with very little effort. Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski double-team Ewok #4, smashing it with some coconuts. Afterwards they do that stupid high five they would do on the beach episodes when they played volleyball. Howard the Duck realizes that he is the only one left on his team and decides to retreat.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

I can't wait for the Saved By The Bell reunion episode when the old married couple of Zack and Kelly flash back to the first time they killed an ewok together: What a special moment.

Artifact said...

I think its on the special edition DVD.