Fantasy Fantasy League: Regular Season Final Standings

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Regular Season Final Standings

6 comments:

Artifact said...: So who has the tiebreak in the NL North? Did one of them beat the other twice in the regular season or did they split the rivalry?

-fizz; May 6, 2008 at 2:42 PM
Solobeck said...: Hannibal of Crete:
As the Captain of B3 I have but two things to say to the Horsemen:
First, "Damn you" Horsemen for ruining our perfect season. . .
Second, "Thank you" Horsemen for ruining our perfect season. . . no matter how far we go in the playoffs now, we don't have the added pressure of being a FFL version of the Patriots. . .; May 6, 2008 at 3:36 PM
Lickolas said...: I beat Joe in the two times we met this year so I won the division. That is why I had the division clinched last week. In fact, the only team in my division that I could not defeat was the mighty Murderflies. They are a tough team with a great general manager. I mean, how else can you explain my loss to them this week.; May 6, 2008 at 4:15 PM
Artifact said...: B3 - It is rumored that you have several videos and graphic novels detailing the abilities of many of the players from other teams in the league. I suspect that this explains your nearly flawless record this year.

On behalf of all the legitimate, hardworking teams in the league I must ask you: "What do you have to say to these allegations?"

With highest regards,
-Artifact
GM GWS; May 6, 2008 at 5:28 PM
Solobeck said...: Artifact:
Simply - Suuuuucccchhhhhh me booools!

LYA. F.
-B2; May 6, 2008 at 6:34 PM
Solobeck said...: Yet another. . . B3 Press Conference:

Vader: I feel obligated to defend my team against an unprovoked, vicious and clearly slanderous statement from Artifact regarding our "reading materials" and "videos." Let me address both.

As for the reading materials: notwithstanding the rumors, all materials were purchased at a local establishment, in support of our Michigan economy. In no way were the magazines abandoned by an illegal agency and found in a plastic bag in the forest. None of the materials shed a ray of light with regard to any of the FFL characters, especially those of the female gender.

As for the videos: all videos were shot with the consent of all parties involved. We did not know that any "personal" viewing materials would be leaked for the public's consumption. We are sorry for the harm it may have caused to certain careers of those known in the entertainment industry and FFL.

That said, we are shocked that Artifact would actually slander this team to such an extent that many of the players are suffering from emotional distress, clearly actionable in the legal process.
Thus, we are currently in discussions with another team for the "leasing" of one of their players (a certain legal expert in the FFL)to discuss Artifact's comments. In addition, we will be filng a grievance with the "Watchers" to take action against Artifact and those of his team involved.

Artifact, our teams shall meet again on the battlefield in the future, do no expect an ounce of mercy. . . .

Thank you.

[Pablo peeks his head in]
Yeah Artifact, what Vader said. . . plus, Suuuuuccchhhh me boools!; May 6, 2008 at 7:12 PM