Consolation Match-Round 3: Legion of Doom Vs. George Washington's Slaves

Legion of Doom is Rebel Trooper #1 & Treasure Troll #5
George Washington's Slaves are Ryan Poteracki

Round 1: Fight! Ryan instantly ducks to the ground as the Rebel Trooper began to shoot towards him. Ryan then made a mad dash, which included the accidental crushing of the Treasure Troll. Ryan then swept the legs out from underneath the Trooper, knocking the gun out from his arms. Ryan quickly grabbed the weapon from him and shot him in the head. Flawless Victory!

Round 2: Fight! The Rebel Trooper shot Ryan directly in the head, killing him. Flawless Victory!

Round 3: Fight! Ryan once again dropped right to the ground and said, “Well let’s not do that again”, in reference to the last rounds quick ending. This time though the Rebel Trooper was not going to go so easily. He started shooting at Ryan, even clipping him in the left arm. This didn’t hurt Ryan as much as it just pissed him off. He then made a mad dash for the Trooper when the green haired Treasure Troll suddenly tripped him down to the ground. “Did that really just happen” Ryan said when suddenly he looked over to his right side and saw a broken bottle of Jack Daniels lying next to him. “Where the hell did this come from? Oh well, here we go”. Ryan then once again swept the legs out from underneath the Rebel Trooper, kicked the blaster away from him and jammed the broken bottle into the face of the Rebel Trooper. With the Trooper now dead he walked over to the blaster and picked it up, he then walked over to the Treasure Troll and said, “Nice hair you little shit head”. He then shot the troll a half dozen times, killing him. FINISH HIM OR REALLY THEM! Ryan quickly went over to the troll and ripped his head off of his body, “Man, I’ve always wanted to do that”.

George Washington’s Slaves are Victorious!