Monday, September 22, 2008

Alice's Wonder Team

Head Coach: Micheal Corleone
Roster
Extinction Alice
Leeloo
Apocylypse Alice
Ram Man
Kimbo Slice
Tyler Derdon
Lucca Brazzi
Jill Valentine
Sith Lord #1 (Darth Deez)
Sith Lord #2 ( Darth Nutz)
Ewok #47
Goblin #1-90
Storm Trooper #50
Sharkticon #11-46
Vampire #1-95
Tresure Troll #3
Mummy #1-18
Empty Roster Spots: 18
Vehicles
Tank
What's Going on in the Locker Room
Head Coach Micheal Corleone was extremely disapointed with The Wonder Teams performance in season 1 but has assured all of his fans that he believes they disserve better and that the product will be better next season. Except for a few bouts of infighting between the goblins (most-likely prompted by Derdon and Slice) which resulted in deaths for Goblins #8 & 56 this locker room is suprisingly calm and in better spirits than one might expect. The Vampires have made a solemn vow to not kill or even suck blood from any one of their teammates but Vampire #40 did once kill and drink the little bit of blood he could get out of Treasure Troll #3. Afterwards he swore he had no idea that the troll was on the team and to be honest nobody was that bummed about it anyway so they just ignored the problem all together. The Wathchers are predicting a pretty big year for the Sharkticons. Alice's Wonder Team has 17 balls in the draft lottery.

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