The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Head Coach: Alexander the Great

Roster

Mr. Mxyztplk

Magneto

Mighty Mouse

Usagio Yojimbo

Katma Tui

Bucephalus

Count Dooku

Asajj Ventress

Ch'p

Dr. Ub'x

Psylocke

Duncan Idaho

Link

Quasar

Tom Bombadill

Nightwing

Peppermint Patti

Marci

Thundercracker

Omega Supreme

Superboy

Widget

Air Zonk

Bill Kelley

Salack

Skimmell

Power Dump

Air Zimmell

Lolo

Papa Smurf

Hermes

Stilgar

Gwildore

Wicket W. Warrick

Robert Muldoon

Longshot

Green Dragon #27

Gold Dragon #3-8

Silver Dragon #16 & 17

Twisted Mentat #2

Little Goomba #64

Ryachu

Jedi Padawan #17-20

Wonder Man

Jade

Oppo Rancisis

Dark Side Akolyte #1-6

Dark Side Adept #1-6

Sith Lord #5

Aurra Sing

Wheely

Power Glide

Meriadoc Brandybuck

Oin

Gloin

Balin

Radaghast

Hobbit #1

Pony #1-3

Nazgul #3 (with his horse and Fell Beast)

Troll #1-6

Evil Dwarf #1 & 2

Dragon #1-6

Balrog #3 & 4

Fremen #52-57

Thufir Hawat

Bene Gesserit #1 & 2

Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-6

Honored Matre #1 & 2

New Sisterhood Mother #1-4

Duncan Idaho Ghola #5

Mentat #1

Ginaz Swordsmen #11-16

Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6

Wasp

G.W. Bridge

Adam Warlock

Kylun

Spider-Ham

Black Knight

Speedy

Beppo

Bat-Mite

Larry (Robin's Bat-Mite)

Kid Flash

Simmell

Scrimmell

Alan Keyes

Hammer Bros. #11-16

Death Bringer

Capt. N

Duke

Pit

Mouser

Stratos

Michelle Dessler

Tony Almeda

Flint Fireforge

Purple Dragon #13 & 14

Griffin #11-16

Tybalt

Treasure Troll #1 & 2

Jinx

Ttanus

Chucky

Bride of Chucky

Gamera

Megalon

N.S.-5 #35-40

Wicked Witch of the East

Dave Goverde

Kermit the Frog

Clamenza

Gobo

Mokey

Dozer #8 & 9

Quick Kick

Smurf #1 & 2

Carlos Chiappe

Jedi Knight #33-35

Ewok #41-46

Dark Jedi #13-18

Dark Jedi Master #12 & 13

Suk Doctor #19

Velociraptor #21-23

Vampire #100

Dwarf #1 & 2

Haldir

Beachcomber

Super Battle Droid #1 & 2

Murbella

Blue Devil

Shia Lebuef

Squirtle

Toad

Salacious B. Crumb

Empty Roster Spots: 38

Vehicles

Go-Cart

What's Going on in the Locker Room

Head Coach Alexander the Great had to recently re-carpet the locker room due to the excessive spacing from Superboy, who was forced to watch from the sidelines his sort of relatives dominate the inaugural year of the Fantasy Fantasy League. Ever since the completion of the season, Superboy has vowed to prove himself better than both Kal-El and Kara Zor-El. This locker room has also experienced a lot of outrageous shenanigans with the likes of Mr. Mxyzptlk, Bat-Mite, Larry, Chucky and Bride of Chucky wandering around. Mr. Mxyzptlk at one point turned the entire locker room into a ginger bread house. This move proved to be more than just a nuisance for the Brotherhood, as this lead to the escape of all of the caged beasts on the roster. All of the Dragons terrorized their teammates from the skies killing Pony #2, Ewoks #41, 42, and both Treasure Trolls. Griffins #11-16 tore through N.S. 5’s #35-40 handing all of the deaths. Little Goomba #64 was stepped on by Troll #4 as well. Robert Muldoon hunted down and killed Velociraptors #21-23 before they could cause any damage. Mr. Mxyzptlk finally got bored with this and returned everything to normal. Shia LaBeouf crashed the team’s Go-Cart into Omega Supreme. There was some damage to his hand from this accident after Omega Supreme transformed and stepped on it. Alexander the Great has consulted with Magneto and Count Dooku on a plan of attack for the upcoming season. Oppo Rancisis has taken Jedi Padawan #18 under his wing (well more like his beard). It is also believed that Sith Lord #5 has begun to instruct Jedi Padawan #19. The Brotherhood is going to have all the eyes from the other teams focused intently on them once the season begins. The Watchers are expecting… well most of this team to have a huge year, but especially Superboy and Magneto. They have one ball in the Draft Lottery.