Le' Napoleon Brigade

Head Coach: Napoleon Bonaparte

Roster

John Mclaine

Obi Wan Kenobi

Gandalf the Gray

Wonder Woman

Wonder Girl

Poisen Ivy

Morpheus

Sawyer

Emperor Palpatine

Jaws

Skyfire

Alan Scott

Jules Winfield

Vincent Vega

Man at Arms

Teela

Allia Atreides

Duncan Idaho Mentat Ghola #12

Jedi Knight #1-15

Aragorn son of Arathorn

Velociraptor #31-50

Jedi Master #31-40

Daniel Rousseau

Robin Hood

Little John

Scary Spice

Posh Spice

Baby Spice

Ginger Spice

Sporty Spice

Army Soldier #101-130

Catwoman

Evil Lynn

Skeletor's Crack Troops #1-15

Marcellus Wallace

Arwen Evenstar

Penguin

Dr. Juliet Burke

Desmond Hume

Ron Meyer

Lochness Monster

John Locke

Steven Tyler

Joe Perry

Tom Hamilton

Brad Whitford

Joey Kramer

Princess Leia Organa

Silver Dargon #1-15

Shadowfax

Jedi Padawan #28-29

Sith Lord #15

Storm Trooper #51-89

Lala

Snow Trooper #46-50

Jedi Padawan #23-27

Vito Corleone

Santino Corleone

Horse #26-45

George Jetson

Jane Jetson

Judy Jetson

Elroy Jetson

Astro

Rosey

Orbitty

Atreides Soldier #1-10

Karg

Mike Lowry

Marcus Brunett

Even Piel

Bo Jackson

Bo Shembechler

Kate Austen

Riddler

Hecate

Oscar the Grouch

Maverick

Goose

Andre the Giant

Big Boy

Fozzy

Princess Zelda

Courtney Cox

The Jolly Green Giant

Sprout

The Farmer

Padme Amidala

Carrie Bradshaw

The Sando Aqua Monster

Romeo

Juliet

Glinda the Good Witch

Empty Roster Spots: 4

Vehicles

X-Wing

Stealth Bomber

Tie Interceptor

What's Going on in the Locker Room

The Brigade has a very positve outlook for next season after winning The National League Championship, and there team seems to have a quite a solid base. The team is mostly run by Gandalf and the Jedi's with even Emperor Palpatine acknowledging how great of a job they are doing with the managing of the team (not that anyone believes him). Obi Wan Kenobi and Even Piel have even reformed their own Jedi Council which consists of the 2 of them as the Senior Jedi along with Jedi Masters #31-38, Allia Atreides, and Gandalf the Gray who has developed a great relationship with Masters Kenobi and Piel. Jedi Masters #31-33 have taken Padawans #25-27 as their apprentices, while Master #36 has taken Padawan #28 & Master #40 took Padawan #29: Their training seems to be going smoothly. Head Coach Napoleon Bonaparte has insisted that he has an active role in the council as well and is keeping a close eye on all involved. A few tragedies have taken place such as the deaths of Storm Troopers #51 & 66 along with Snow Trooper #49 & Lala who ran into trouble when they fell into the massive water tank that is kept within the walls of the huge locker room. Nobody is quite sure which of the 3 large Sea dwellers ate them but nobody was going to go in a find out. There were also some strange Jedi deaths which occurred early in the season but since Sith lord #15 has joined the ranks and was taken as the apprentice of Darth Sideous they have coincidentally stopped. Although the details were fuzzy it seemed that Jedi Knight #13 killed Jedi Padawan #24. The next week Jedi Knight #13 killed Jedi Knight #4, and the week after that he killed Padawan #29. After every one of these incidents which he claimed were always acts of self-defense it was decided that no action would be taken against him. What seemed strange to many of the team members was that Palpatine was for some reason present for every one of these "misunderstandings " and that he vouched for the young Knights pledged allegiance to the Jedi order. Many of the Brigade had no trouble believing this story at first and even thought it to be a good thing that the Sith Lord had developed such a "close friendship" with one of the Jedi but it became a little bit more troublesome the week before the new Sith Lord joined the team when Jedi Knight #13 as well as Jedi Padawan #25 were both killed by Palpatine when they tried to attack him in his sleep. Luckily for Palpatine he was forgiven of any wrongdoings because of the two eyewitnesses to the tragic event who were of course Even Lynn and Karg. Napoleon was ever so stubborn about bringing another Sith Lord onto the team despite the fact that it was actually the Jedi Council who were begging him to do so since they knew better than anyone that a Sith Lord must always find himself a new apprentice no matter the cost. Despite all of these problems it was not until John Mclaine stormed into Coach Bonaparte's office screaming: "What the F*&^, We got people being eaten by F(*&ing monsters guys, dying on the battlefield and your crying about bringing another F&%^ing Sith Lord on the team! Jesus Christ; its not like I give a S$%# about a couple of dead Jedi's but we got people dying every day and your wasting your time with this BullS&$%. Put a F&%$ing Sith Lord on the roster and be done with it!" Suprisingly, after that rant Napoleon actually brought on Sith Lord #15 and all has been fine since, not that anyone doesn't doubt that the Sith are up to something but at least they are playing well together for the time being? The Watchers are predicting a big year for both sets of newlyweds: Allia Atreides and her new husband Duncan Idaho #12 as well as Morpheus and Wonder Woman. Le' Napoleon Brigade has 3 balls in the draft lottery.