Monday, September 22, 2008

Micheal Vick's Bad Newz Kennellz of Luv

(Formerly The Outsiders)

Head Coach: Bill Walsh

Roster

Ares

Mace Windu

Galactus

Nova

Apollo

Hercules

The Predicons

SkyLinks

Fin Fang Foom

Kup

Dark Jedi #11-37

Nazgul #2 (with his horse and Fell Beast)

Gimli

Scorpononk

Lord Zarock

Cliffjumper

Minwipe and Borath

Beast Wars Megatron

Grima Wormtongue

Blue Wizard #1

Micheal Vick

Barbarossa

Hrrm

Ajax

Twisted Mentat #1

Brandon Inge

Steel

Voldemort

Jack Baur

Marv

Curtis Manning

Jenna Jameson

Evil Dwarf #1-10

Dark Jedi Master #31-40

Beast Boy

Junkeon #1-10

Nightsister Sith Witch #1-20
Storm Trooper #101-144
Allosaurus #9 & 10
Balrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy Seal #45-50
Navy Seal Chief Pettty Officer #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Justin Oblak
Red Dragon #11-30
Blue Dragon #1-30
Battle Droid #1-15
Thundarr the Barbarian
Ookla the Mon
Princess Ariel
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
What's Going on in the Locker Room
Although this team got off to a rough start they seemed to come around towards the end of the season, and with some of the late and off-season pick-ups this team has made they seem to have quite a bit of promise despite the fact that they play in what is undisputedely the toughest division in all of Fantasy Fantasy. Through the good times and bad Head Coach Bill Walsh has done a great job of keeping this team together despite the fact that there best player spends almost all of his time up in space; barely acknowledging that the team even exists except for occassional visits from his herald Nova (the fact that Galactus can't fit in the locker room presents a problem as well). They have run into a few minor tragedies such as the time that Blue Dragon #8 got loose and ate Storm Trooper #112 or the time that Balrog #2 walked into the locker room for the first time and stepped on Battle Droids #1 & 11. The only other casuality was when Evil Dwarf #3 gave Nazgul #2 one of those Evil Dwarf stares that they are all so famous for and the Nazgul's Fell Beast bit his head off. The Watchers are predicting a big season for Mace Windu and a huge season for Jack Baur. Micheal Vick's Bad News Kennelz of Luv have 13 balls in the draft lottery.

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