Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Royal Rumble Entrants

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches: The Beast & Warg #1
Team Fred: Griffin (Johnny Horton) & Navy Sailor #10 (Brainiac Enhanced)
The Abomitrons: Death Adder & Sgt. Mike Shinsky
Alice's Wonder Team: Tyler Durden & Kimbo Slice
Horsemen of Apokolips: Lion-O & Bugs Bunny
TEAM: Eject & Rewind
The Untouchables: Maul & Aloysius Snuffleupagus
Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Luv: Thundarr the Barbarian & Ookla the Mok
George Washington's Slaves: Jabba the Hutt & Sayid Jarrah
Le' Napoleon's Brigade: Andre the Giant & Santino 'Sonny' Corleone
Legion of Doom: Randy Couture & B.A. Baracus
The Syracuse Valley: Rumble & Frenzy
Hannah & Barack's Commandos: Chow Yun Fat & Tarfful
Better Than All of You: Hulk Hogan & "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
The Right Wing: Gary (Jedi Padawan #1) & Nick Houslander
Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies: G'Nort & Ron Popeil
Built Ford Tough: Harrison Ford & Wilt
Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: Usagi Yojimbo & Peter Clemenza
Waiver Entrants: "Superstar" Billy Graham, Harley Race, Bruno Sammartino, & Colonel Guy Gardner

13 comments:

Archr5 said...

G'Nort & Ron Popeil are going to Melt faces!

The Ron Popeil Patented flea and tic collar has 4 settings:
- Preventative Pest Repellent
- Active Problem removal,
- Holy shit Fleas are everywhere
- Extra Strength "Getem off! getem off!!!" which may or may not dissolve the pets head during pest removal.

Forget the green lantern ring, Ron's crack addled brain is going to cause some serious damage!

Ryan said...

Nice to see you posting Goof Juice! Good luck.

Artifact said...

Transformers... In a wrestling ring???

the integrity of fantasy fantasy is being comprimised. its just getting silly now.

Solobeck said...

All I know is Beast and Warg are going to tear all those pansy humans - - and pseudo participants apart. Remember - - corner an animal and the "Beast" comes out. . .HAHAHA!
-B3

Josh the Commish said...

Artifact, any true geek would know that the Transformers that have entered into this competition are just the casettes from inside Blaster & Soundwave. Duhhhhhh.

Ryan said...

Correct Josh. Which would make them about 7 to 8 feet tall. And this ring's size has been increased to accomidate the combatants. Jeez... I thought this would be obvious. :)

Lickolas said...

I'm putting all my money on Kimbo Slice, everybody knows that he is unbeatable inside of a ring.

Josh the Commish said...

Yeah right! Nick Houslander is going to slice Kimbo up!

Anonymous said...

When is the Rumble occurring?

Archr5 said...

Word on the street is Ron is inventing Canine Viagra... G'Nort is going to murder everyone with his chemically enhanced Red Rocket.

Lickolas said...

Reveal yourself Mr. Anonymous, the FFL does not like secret's.

Josh the Commish said...

I must concur with Lickolas, anonymity is not something we take lightly here at the FFL, but to answer the question it should be up very soon.

Josh the Commish said...

I wish I hadn't traded away my off-picks, because I just thought of an awesome one: Archr 5, the Universe's deadliest shot with a bow.