Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches vs Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurv

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Trident, Mer-Man, Abe Sapien, Killer Croc, Lizard, Skullcruncher & Grax, Sharkticon #1-10, Sentinel #1 & 2, War Skrull #6, Skrull #11 & 12, & Belle.

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurv is Black Bolt, Karnak, Crystal, Triton, Green Lantern #1-5, Beast Boy, Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #14, Navy Seal #45-50, The Wonder Twins: Zan & Jayna, and The Predacons.

The Backyardigans immediately dive deep into the ocean and begin to fortify their area. The Sentinels stay guard up in the air as Trident leads the team to battle. The Bad Newz Kennelz is then teleported into the Atlantic Ocean as well. Triton dives right after Mer-Man as Beast Boy transforms himself into a great white shark and tears into Skrull #11 and 12. Zan and Jayna put their fists together and say, “Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of water! Form of Sea Wasp!” The Zan water dumps into the ocean and the Jayna jellyfish plops in as well. Aivi Oli’mun, the gorgeous blue Twi’lek Green Lantern of Sector 1515 leads Green Lantern #2-5 into the waters below. They all use their rings to create underwater breathing gear as the go after the ten Sharkticons. The Navy Seals are then attacked by Lizard, Killer Croc and oddly enough Belle, who has decided to leave her ball gown in the locker room for a more appropriate two piece. She did however have her hair all done up. Belle knocks the scuba mask off of Navy Seal #48, who is actually a woman as well. (Ok I understand that so far, there has never been a female Navy Seal. But guess what, here in the FFL there is.) Belle is surprised by this, and is even more surprised when she gets her throat slit open by Navy Seal #48. Though the Seals are extremely trained, Lizard and Killer Croc are able to over power Navy Seal #45-47 and Navy Seal Chief Petty Officer #14. They start to swim after the other three Seals when the water around them starts to swirl like a whirlpool. Crystal uses her water manipulation to keep them trapped long enough for Beast Boy to swim in as a great white shark and grab a hold of and eat Killer Croc. “Gross!” exclaim the vegetarian Beast Boy. Lizard then receives some help from Trident who uses his three-pronged spear to freeze Navy Seal #48, and blast apart Navy Seals #49 and 50. Black Bolt stays up in the air and uses his hypersonic scream to obliterate Sentinel #2. Sentinel #1 tries to blast the King of the Inhumans out of the sky, but Karnak climbs up on to it’s shoulders and karate chops the weak point in its neck, decapitating it. Triton and Mer-Man are locked in a fierce fight that continues to go deeper and deeper into the ocean. They trade massive blows back and forth, but Triton is slightly stronger and finally is able to overpower Mer-Man and thrusts Mer-Man’s own sword right into his chest. The five Green Lanterns are outnumbered two to one against the Sharkticons and are getting overwhelmed. Aivi Oli’mun fires a green energy blast right through Sharkticon #9’s mouth. Green Lantern #3 is ripped apart by four Sharkticons, as Green Lantern #2 is able to destroy Sharkticon #1 and 5. Predaking then swims over to aid the Green Lanterns, which works, kinda. The Sharkticons leave the Lanterns and swarm Predaking. He quickly destroys Sharkticon #4 and crushes Sharkticons #7. Skullcruncher and Grax swim in and lend a hand to the Sharkticons. Skullcruncher blasts Predaking in the chest with his tissue dematerialization gun and then transforms into his alligator form and takes a huge bite out of Predaking’s chest, killing Razorclaw. This forces the rest of the Predacons to split apart, who are then swarmed by the Sharkticons. Tantrum grabs a hold of Sharkticon #2’s jaw and rips it open. Sharkticons #3 and 10 double team Divebomb and take massive chunks out of his wings and then devour the rest of him. Skullcruncher then transforms and goes after Headstrong. He makes quick work of him as he slices him in half with his serrated sword. Aivi then launches a green energy harpoon right into Skullcruncher, killing both him and Grax. Rampage, Tantrum and the Green Lanterns then try and finish off the four Sharkticons. Rampage completely lives up to his name as is ferociously rips apart Sharkticons #3 and 8 as the Green Lanterns and Tantrum obliterate Sharkticons #6 and 10. War Skrull #6, who has been altered to have the powers of both Mer-Man and Vulcan, swims in and blast Tantrum into pieces. Triton quickly swims in to help out, but is annihilated by War Skrull’s massive energy blast. Then without warning, War Skrull #6 begins to be swept away by what seems like a strong current. It’s actually Zan and Crystal teaming up, pulling him up to the surface. Abe Sapien starts to swim quickly down after a now dolphin Beast Boy. He pulls out a harpoon and takes aim, firing it with great accuracy, killing the Teen Titan. But Abe then feels a harsh sting around his neck, from the box jellyfish Jayna. Abe succumbs quickly from the poison released into his blood stream. Lizard swims silently up behind Crystal who is floating at the surface, trying to keep War Skrull #6 at bay. He sinks his sharp teeth into her neck killing the Inhuman. Karnak leaps off of the floating Sentinel body after Lizard but is barbequed by the fire prong on Trident’s, um, trident (a little redundant, I know. Lay off.) Rampage then swims up and with his razor sharp claws, slices it in half. But right after that, is blasted by War Skrull #6’s energy blast. The Green Lanterns concentrate all of their firepower on War Skrull #6 and obliterate him in retribution for their new friends the Predacons. Without his leister, Trident is fairly vulnerable. Black Bolt lets loose an energy blast right at Trident, or so he thought. Trident actually climbed up onto the floating Sentinel body and what Black Bolt fired upon was just a hologram. Trident is still holding onto the pronged end of his trident. He runs and leaps off of the floating robot at Black Bolt, who has his back turned to him at the time. But Aivi sees this and snags him in a big green fishing net. Black Bolt turns around and delivers the “Master Blow” to Trident’s chest, caving it in. The Lizard is then speared several times by Green Lanterns #1, 2, 4, and 5.

MICHAEL VICK’S BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURV ARE VICTORIOUS!

2 comments:

Solobeck said...

BOORAY BOOL!

Josh the Commish said...

I love rereading matches years later!! This was a pretty cool one.