Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Built Ford Tough

Built Ford Tough is Beta Ray Bill, Sardakaur Terror Troop #1, Ewok #75, Jack Ryan, Treasure Troll #26, Harrison Ford, USAgent, Wilt, Barry Sanders, Star Sapphire, Grapple, Darkwing Duck, Ancient Sith Lord #8-13, & Alien Arachnid #1-7.

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Superboy Prime, Springer, Calypso, Sea Worm #1-8, The Tiger Sharks: Mako, Walro, Dolph, Octavia, Lorka, Branc, Angel, & The Seacons: Nautilator, Overbite, Sea Wing, Skalor, Snap Trap, & Tentakill.


Both teams are dropped into The Atlantic Ocean. The Tiger Sharks, Seacons, & Sea Worms all allow themselves to drift deep into the water to explore their surroundings and gain an upper hand while most members of Built Ford Tough are simply struggling to keep their heads above the water. Springer transforms into his helicopter form and takes flight along with Superboy while Beta Ray Bill flies over to the 6 Sith Lords in an attempt to formulate a plan while Overbite, Sea Wing, Skalor, Snap Trap, & Tentakill merge to form Piranacon with Nautilator as their weapon. Despite the vehement disagreement from Darth Taurus; Darth Mustang and Darth Thunderbird side with Beta Ray Bill who believes that if they are going to have any chance of defeating the Horsemen than they are going to first have to defeat Superboy and the newly formed Gestalt Piranacon. Both Darth Ranger and Darth Bronco work together in using their force powers to bring an old wooden boat from the ocean depths up to the surface for the 6 Sith to make their stand on (literally). Once it reaches the surface it is still unable to maintain any ability to float which is why Darth Bronco (the work horse of the crew) must still focus all of his power on keeping it afloat. Darth Focus uses her power to create what can only be described as a telepathic link with Superboy which questions his ability and infuriates him in a way that brings The Kryptonian to them so the battle can begin, while Beta Ray Bill flies over to pick a fight with Piranacon. The alien Asgardian knows that his plan is flawed and that the true threat is the amazing water power that this team possesses but he also knows that he can only take out one threat at a time and that he is going to start with the biggest one and hope that the Sith are as lucky as he is good. Meanwhile the extremely territorial Sea Worms have resurfaced to destroy everything in their path. The worms are driven not by intelligence but by a millennia of instinct to keep any trespassers from wandering their sacred sand even if it is no longer sand in which they dwell. When the enormous worms come crashing out of the water filling the air with the smell of cinnamon it is any person’s instinct to just watch in amazement but when they come crashing down it is disastrous for Sardakaur #1, Ewok #75, Treasure Troll #26, & the dwarfed Transformer Grapple. All 7 of the heavily armed Arachnids have no place to go as well as they are consumed by the 8 worms. In a bit of collateral damage that Darkseid would find completely acceptable even the Sea Nymph Calypso who had taken her safety in the sea for granted was consumed by the genetically engineered water giants. Beta Ray Bill is knocked aside by the massive left arm of Piranacon and then targeted out of the air by the Gestalt as well, sending him skidding across the water, but it is still not enough to defeat him. Bill takes to the air once again and throws his hammer into Nautilator blowing the sea creature turned gun into pieces. Unfortunately for the Thor powered being he soon learns that Piranacon without his weapon is more powerful than he is without his. Piranacon wraps his two hands around Beta Ray Bill who watches his hammer float down to the bottom of the ocean as the 5 combined Decepticons crush the life out of him. Superboy flies down to the barely stable raft that the Sith Lords are standing on and instantly rips apart Darth Focus. The other Sith Lords, who are more than content with their fellow conjurer of the dark side’s ability to bring their extremely mobile enemy toward them instantly attack Superboy. Darth Mustang and Darth Thunderbird move in unison toward their enemy with their lightsabers drawn while Darth Taurus and Darth Ranger both shoot as much Sith lightning at him as they can. As Superboy uses his arms to knock aside the lightsabers which leave deep scars in his arms but do not do enough to actually stop the raging Kryptonian. With his swinging fists he manages to crack the neck of Darth Thunderbird and then with his powerful breath blow the sleek but light Darth Mustang dozens of yards into the mouth of Sea Worm #6. Darth Taurus senses that Superboy is thrown just slightly off guard by this amazing display of power which is why she chooses that exact second to force push Superboy into the air. Superboy simply stays airborne and uses his heat vision to blast the struggling Darth Bronco in the head which melts his brain. Superboy should not have taken his eyes off of his current attacker though because it is Darth Taurus who blasts him in his chest with a slim but potent stream of Sith lightning leaving a blackened scar on his chest once the smoke clears. Darth Taurus, who is so overwhelmed and exhausted by this display of power does not even notice that with Darth Bronco dead the would be wooden boat was sinking. Darth Ranger force leaps onto the back of Superboy Prime and with all of the strength the dark side will allow him to use he plunges his crimson lightsaber right thru the Sith Lightning weakened spot on Superboy’s chest killing the Kryptonian. With the 2 Sith floating in the water, their lightsabers disabled, Springer who thought that he in no way needed to help out Superboy until it was to late is able to fly by and finish the 2 of them off with a flurry of laser blasts. Star Sapphire flies over to Darkwing Duck and suggests that they should go under the water and see if they could possibly have more success that way. Star Sapphire creates a violet breathing apparatus for herself and then joins Darkwing Duck as they dive below the surface. They see the Tiger Sharks heading their way but their enemies swim away from them instead. Darkwing at first believes that The Tiger Sharks are simply intimidated by him and his violet powered partner but he quickly realizes that the Tiger Sharks are simply surrounding them and systematically pulling the rest of the Built Ford Tough Team under the water to drown them. Mako pulls down a glassy-eyed Harrison Ford while Octavia and Lorka take down Wilt and Barry Sanders. Jack Ryan puts up quite a fight but it isn’t enough as he is pulled down by a powerful Walro. It takes both Branc and Angel to subdue USAgent and pull him under the water while a fairly useless Dolph promises to help out as soon as he is done getting air. Darkwing Duck and Star Sapphire go back to back with each other to make their final stand (or I guess it would be their final swim) but The Tiger Sharks quickly flee the scene. The 2 of them are overcome with a sense of accomplishment for a brief second until they realize why the Tiger Sharks were so compelled to flee. Sea Worm #3 comes raging thru the waters and without even fully opening its teeth lined mouth consumes Star Sapphire. Darkwing Duck somehow manages to escape this fate briefly but then finds himself bill to metal face with Piranacon who easily rips him apart.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

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