Thursday, April 30, 2009

Better Than All of You vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad

Better Than All of You is Aquaman, Aqualad, Aquababy, Abomination, N.S.-5 #1-22, Batman (Jean-Paul Valley), Batman Beyond, Gwar, Reptile, Ninja Pirate #3 & 4, Flash, Nick Fury, Cobra Commander, Lex Luthor, Predator #3, Army Soldier #1 & 2, Dozer #4 & 6.

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is The Kraken, Davy Jones & his crew, Barbarossa & his crew, The Eradicator, Ursa, Mary Embry, The Terricons, The Aerialbots, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron, Black Tom Cassidy, Sailor Moon, Ninja Pirates #1 & 2, Reverse Flash, Silver Samurai, Pirate #11-15.

Normally the force of the Kraken, Davy Jones and the crew of the Flying Dutchmen and Barbarossa and the crew of the Black Pearl would be more than enough to garner a guarantee victory in the water for Xavier’s Annihilation Squad. But the is not a normal situation, for you see, Better Than All of You has Aquaman leading their ranks. He instantly uses his powers to take control of the Kraken, Davy Jones and the crew of the Flying Dutchmen. The Black Pearl finds themselves under attack by their own teammates. The skeleton pirates fight fiercely, but ultimately are on the losing end of this battle. They do however; manage to take out the crew of the Dutchman before the Black Pearl sinks to the bottom of the ocean floor. Davy Jones bests Barbarrossa in a graceful sword duel. Pirates #11-15 then climb aboard the now abandoned Flying Dutchman. Gwar quickly leaps onto the Dutchman as well and begin fighting the Pirates. The Kraken uses its massive size to tear apart the Flying Dutchman, killing all aboard. The Eradicator, Ursa, and Mary Embry are then forced to do something they wished they would have to do; they fly in and kill their teammate, the Kraken. This cripples the Annihilation Squad’s water stronghold. The Aerialbots and Terricons then both form Superion and Abominus. They instantly go after the large swarm of N.S. 5’s. With their combined firepower they blast all 22 of them out of the water. Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron flip and jump across the debris from the two destroyed ships and kill Army Soldiers #1 and 2 as well as Dozers #4 and 6. Aqualad then uses his powers to turn a large amount of water into a flurry of ice spears and launches them into the air, shredding the Terricons apart. The Aerialbots break apart from being Superion and rips through the air in their jet modes. They do strafing runs across the ocean surface, firing their guns into the water. They manage to take out both Ninja Pirates and Jean Paul Valley. Reptile springs out of the water and coats Sailor Moon with his acid spit, which eats away at her flesh, killing the jailbait. Abomination gets a hold of Silver Samurai and crushes the life out of him. He then uses the bloody heap of metal and flesh as a projectile and puts it right through the hull of Fireflight as he flies by. Predator #3 then spears Ninja Pirates #1 and 2. Mary Embry then flies right at Abomination and drags him deep underwater. It’s hard to say who really won or lost this bout, since neither competitor ever came back to the surface. The unlikely combination of Batman Beyond and Lex Luthor take to the air and engage the four remaining Aerialbots. They both use their advanced technology within their suits to precisely target the Aerialbots’ inner circuitry. They are able to damage Air Raid and Slingshot’s guidance systems, which sends them spinning out of control into each other. Silverbolt retaliates by transforming into his robot form and blasts Batman Beyond away with his electrostatic discharger rifle. Lex Luthor then finds himself face to face with Eradicator. This Superman, however, doesn’t hold back with Luthor like the original had so many times before. He quickly lobotomizes Lex with his heat vision. Speaking of Superman, he finally shows up and the combination of Superman, Eradicator and Ursa completely wipe out the rest of Better Than All of You before finally making an example of Aquaman… wait this didn’t happen. Superman never showed up. He’s not even in this match. Sorry, I don’t know how I could make a mistake like that. Anyways, Flash and Reverse Flash have been chasing each other all around the Atlantic. They are currently nowhere near the main battle that is still raging on. Aqualad uses his powers to boil the water around Black Tom Cassidy, literally cooking him. Reptile, Cobra Commander and Nick Fury then triple-team Darth Voltress and Darth Ocron. Before they are killed the Sith Lords are able to take Nick Fury and Cobra Commander with them. It’s at this time when Flash and Reverse Flash return to the battle. Flash sees Darth Voltress’s lightsaber flipping in the air as the Sith’s body sinks into the ocean. He kicks it up another notch and runs by, snagging the lightsaber out of midair. He abruptly stops and spins around slicing Reverse Flash with the crimson blade. “Man, I love these things!” exclaims Flash. His enjoyment is short lived unfortunately, due to the fact that Ursa flew up behind him and ripped his heart out through the back of his rib cage. Predator #3 then fires a grappling hook at Silverbolt and is yanked out of the water. Once he’s managed to climb on top of the Autobot, he detonates his thermonuclear bomb, which incinerates himself and both Autobots. Ursa then flies right at Reptile and makes quick work of him as Eradicator follows her underwater. Eradicator instantly takes out the weak link and kills Aquababy with his heat vision. It’s a decision Eradicator probably regrets making as this sends Aquaman into a violent rage. He attacks Eradicator with the ferocity of a piranha. Nothing Eradicator does is enough to stop the Ruler of Atlantis and finally succumbs to Aquaman’s wrath. Orin turns to see Aqualad holding his own against Ursa, but before he can lend a hand, she makes a quick move and snaps Aqualad’s neck. Aquaman swims at top speeds through the dark waters and plunges his trident deep into Ursa’s chest, ending this battle once and for all. “This is MY home. I will not be defeated,” Aquaman says.

BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!

4 comments:

Artifact said...

The Suspense is killing me!

Joe said...

Uh yeah?

Lickolas said...

What happens, what happens!!!!!!!!!

I'm dyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing to know.

Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Artifact said...

Whew. The wait is over.

Good work Joe!