Final Season 2 B3 Press Conference

Vader:

After further discussion with the owner, on behalf of the B3 Team, I have been instructed to address the other owners in this great league.

First, we stand by the Commisioner's decision to limit his actions to only the suspension of Nickatu. The remaining issues have been decided by his eminence and we believe that for the good of the entire league, we must move on. Thus, we will not be requesting a vote of "no confidence." With that said, we wish to point out to all those who have read Nickatu's diatribe that the whimpy drivel spewed forth in his statement to the league justifies our allegations that he, I mean his human-self character Nick Houslander, would have never treated Belle like he did - he is too much of a wuss, I mean a "gentleman" to do so.

Second, it has come to our attention that one of our members continues to suffer from a substance abuse problem. His image was previously captured on an entertainment magazine's cover, although we at B3 deny the remaining characters depicted on said cover ,and continue to argue that the photograph was doctored by a jealous FFL member. [You know who you are Horatio Caine]. After looking at the matches and commentary throughout the year, it is evident that Pablo is in need of our help. We have recently learned that a doctor has been on private retainer, without the knowledge of either the owner, or any member of this team. Pablo's rash, vitriolic hyperbole spewed most recently toward Artifact, a fellow FFL team owner, is unacceptable and was the breaking point. Thus, Pablo has decided for the benefit of all involved to publicly apologize to Artifact and voluntarily seek help at an institution. We hope to see him ready and sober for next season.

Finally, we are shocked at the comments of a fellow AL comrade whom we once recognized as a friend commenting on another Watcher's frailty during his peyote-inspired hallucinations. Shame on you! You should understand that the only reason why you won this year is because our B3 team had to face The Lightbulb Thief's team before we had a chance to face you.

With all of the above said, we remain humbly indebted to this league for allowing us to voice our opinion's without having to face retribution. . .

-Vader