Friday, November 27, 2009

Better Than All of You

Head Coach: Cobra Commander
Assistant Coaches: Red Skull & Lex Luther

Protected Roster
Aquaman
Aqualad
Thanos
Green Lantern
Storm Shadow
Agent Smith
Snake Eyes
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Sabu
Rob Van Damm
The Terminator (from T-1)
The Terminator (from T-2)
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim “The Anvil” neither
Davey Boy Smith
The Dynamite Kid
Skeletor
John Rambo
Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch)
Rick Flair
Arn Anderson
Ole Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Doc Holliday
Hulk Hogan
Gandalf the White
Beachhead
Macho Man
Megadeth
David Dunn
Smoke
Mr. Mind
Triple H
Loki
Bartleby
Jedi Guardian #2
Tomax
Xamot
Gray Hulk
Abomination
The Flash (Wally West)
Black Suit Spiderman
Batman (Jean Paul Valley)
Yogurt
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Nick Fury
The Rock
Baron Zemo
Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
Deathlok
Aquababy
Tombstone
Batman Beyond
Oderus Urungus
Flattus Maximus
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Beefcake the Mighty
Jizmack Da Gusha
Slymenstra Hymen
The Sexecutioner
Sleazy P. Martini
Wolfsbane
Terry Funk
Reptile
Bishop
Sagat
Lonestar
Barf


Unprotected Roster
Predator #3-50
Terminator #1-40
Army Soldier #1-24
Astro-Droid #17 & 18
N.S.-5 #1-22
Dozer #4 & 6
Ninja Pirate #3 & 4
Cobra Viper #1-35
Orc #1-18

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Jedi Guardian #1
Assistant Coaches: The Blues Brothers
Army Soldier #25-33
Orc #19
Cobra Viper #36-50
 
Despite making quite a few good moves in the season 2 draft, Better Than All of You did not have anywhere near the success last year as they did in Season 1. But with them being removed from the Nick Houslander Division, and no longer having to play The Commandos twice a season; Better Than All of You should have a very good chance of making the play-offs this year. This team still does have a good core, and with their monopoly on Predators and Terminators they have some of the best commons in the league (Only the Backyardigans are really comparable). The Predators can’t help doing a little trophy hunting in the off-season which has resulted in the deaths of Army Soldier #12, Cobra Viper #6, & Orc #11. To rally the troops in true pro-wrestling fashion, several Terminator/N.S.-5 robot death matches have been thrown together which ended up dealing deaths to N.S.-5’s #13, 14, & 20 (The Terminators are still undefeated). This primarily evil (and male) team gets along pretty well with each other, and it is pretty safe to say that we can look forward to a much better year for Better Than All of You.

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