Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Le' Napoleon Brigade

Head Coach: Napoleon Bonaparte
Assistant Coaches: Bo Schembechler & Yoda's spirit

Protected Roster
John Mclaine
Obi Wan Kenobi
Gandalf the Gray
Wonder Woman
Morpheus
Emperor Palpatine
Jaws (the shark)
Skyfire
Alan Scott
Man at Arms
Teela
Allia Atreides
Duncan Idaho Kwisatz Haderach ghola #12
Aragorn son of Arathorn
Robin Hood
Little John
Catwoman
Lara Croft
Allia Atreides Ghola
Fox
Coleman Trebor
The Lochness Monster
Black Hand
Princess Leia
Darth Nihilus
Leia Organa-Solo, Jedi
Chriselion
Namorita
Namora
Amazon (Princess Ororo)
Duncan Idaho Ghola #2
Anakin Solo
Aeon Flux
Karg
Even Piel
Bo Jackson
Red Devil
Hecate
Atrocikus
Maverick
Van Helsing
Princess Zelda
The Jolly Green Giant
Sprout
Padme Amidala
Batgirl
Power Girl
Guy Gardner (with Yellow Power Ring)
Bedovian
The Sando Aqua Monster
Glinda the Good Witch
Wonder & Young Nasty Man
Scary Spice
Posh Spice
Baby Spice
Ginger Spice
Sporty Spice
Vincent Vega
Jules Winfield
Marcellus Wallace
Penguin
Kate Austen
Dr. Juliet Burke
Sawyer
Poison Ivy
Arwen Evenstar
Riddler
Modulock
Unprotected Roster
Jedi Master #1A-15A (formerly Jedi Knights #1-15)
Velociraptor #31-48
Jedi Master #31-40
Daniel Rousseau
Army Soldier #101-130
Skeletor's Crack Troops #1-12
Ron Meyer
John Locke
Giada De Laurentis
Arachne
Jedi Knight #23A-27A (formerly Jedi Padawan #23-27)
Horse #26-44
Baron Fel
Atreides Soldier #1-10
Mike Lowry
Marcus Brunette
Oscar the Grouch
Goose
Andre the Giant
Big Boy
Cuortney Cox
The Farmer
Romeo
Juliet
PracticeSquad
Head Coach: Carrie Bradshaw
Assistant Coaches: Vito Corleone & Santino Corleone
George Jetson
Jane Jetson
Judy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
Rosey
Astro
Orbitty
Fozzy
Steven Tyler
Joe (F'n) Perry
Tom Hamilton
Brad Whitford
Joey Kramer
Pee-Wee Herman
Pterry
Skeletor's Crack Troop #13-15
Astro-Droid #3-10
Storm Trooper #84-87
Allia & Gandalf had no problem stepping down from their unorthodox Jedi Council spots to make room for Leia Organa-Solo & Coleman Trebor on what has become the council leading a team that is heavy laden with many Jedi Masters & Knights. The Brigade may not have made it as far into the play-offs this year as they did last year, but they are still considered by everyone in the know to be one of the premier teams in The National League. Army Soldiers #102, 108, & 129 all died while on sea creature feeding duty, and Skeletor Troop # 4 was killed mysteriousely when he pissed off both Marcellus Wallace and Vito Corleone, who have suprisingly not gotten into a turf war over the team (yet). Horse #41 & 43 were both eaten by Silver Dragons and Horse #28 was turned into glue when Andre the Giant unsuccessfully tried to ride him.

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