Sunday, February 28, 2010

Logical Genocide Vs. The Abomitrons

Logical Genocide is Warwolf #4, Predator #48, Triceraton #9, & Shatterstar.
The Abomitrons are Timmell, Immell #1 (Cyborg Norris), Immell #2 (Batteldae), Immell #3 (Rob Murray), Immell #5 (The Captain), Immell #14 (Tammell), Immell #16 (Death Hammer), Immell #18 (Dr. Ray Wookie), Immell #19 (Zombie Bullock), Wookie Soldier #31, & Naboo Soldier #1.
 
Before the match begins, Shatterstar speaks to his troops and says: “listen up team, I know that this is a strange situation, and that none of us are sure what to expect after being placed on an expansion team in the hardest division in all of Fantasy but I for one am excited about it. Even before the FFL I was born into a life of combat, the odds were always against me. This definitely didn’t change once I became a Murderfly. Since I first came into the league I have watched my team get stomped by the likes of The Slaves and The Brigade only to hear that the league I was losing in was weak compared to The American League. Now I find myself not only in that supposed more dangerous league but in the most feared division in it and on an expansion team to boot. But I am not scared. I foresee greatness for this team, and an opportunity to make names for all of us in the Fantasy Fantasy Archives. Now, let us show the league that we are not just an expansion team, but a team to be reckoned with”. Timmell speaks to his troops as well saying: “Listen up Immells, now I’ve seen you in practice simulations back at the base and I know what you are capable of, but this is for real. Myself, Guchi, & Dave (Guchi & Dave are Wookie Soldier #31 & Naboo Soldier #1) have been here on this team since day 1 and we know what these other teams can be capable of. All of you Immells have seen from your genetic tanks that we as a team have gone from the worst team in the league to barely missing the play-offs last year, and I have no doubt that we will be in the play-offs this year”. “All the more reason to put us out there” Cyborg Norris retorts. Shatterstar realizes quickly that his team is outnumbered and that their strength lies in their stealth abilities, so they split up. Guchi and Dr. Ray Wookie (genetic combined clone of Dr. Ray Stanz & Wookie Soldier #31) are up in a tree enjoying their home world while Batteldae (mix of Batman & Tim Cheveldae) and Rob Murray the Boy Manager (mix of Robin & Bryan Murray) break off with Timmell on a scouting mission. Cyborg Norris (Cyborg Superman & Chuck Norris) and Death Hammer (Death Adder & Sledgehammer) can’t decide whether or not to be “slappy go lucky” and loveable or downright menacing so they both go off on their own, as does Zombie Bullock (Zombie #1 & Sandra Bullock). The Captain (Steve Yzerman & Capt. America), Tammell (River Tamm & Timmell), & Naboo Soldier #1 go off together in a stealth fashion. The 1 and half wookies up in the tree jump down to defend their crazy teammate, but by the time they make their way down the tree Shatterstar has already relieved Zombie Bullock of her decaying (yet still attractive) head. The two wookies move toward Mojo’s former champion but the 2 of them are no match for Shatterstar’s speed. What Shatterstar lacks in strength against the 2 hairy competitors he makes up for in grace as he spins around and almost simultaneously uses his 2 swords to run thru both Guchi and Dr. Ray Wookie. Warwolf #4 stealthily moves about the heavily wooded forest and is ready to pounce but before he can, he gets his head roundhouse kicked off by the mighty Cyborg Norris: His crimson hair glistening atop his metal skull can bring chills down the spine of even an all-powerful watcher (not me of course, but maybe one of those other watchers). Triceraton #9 isn’t totally in the wrong to think that he is going to be a force to reckoned with in this league, I mean don’t act like you wouldn’t like to be a bipedal gun-toting dinosaur, but he is a healthy 4 inches shorter than the man, I mean clone known as Death Hammer. Death Hammer uses some magic lightning on the Triceraton, but the alien dinosaur is quicker than he looks and manages to get out of the way. Death Hammer isn’t to happy to see his opponent still standing, but he gets over it quickly as he turns his Ax-gun on the Triceraton and blows a hole thru his head with a double shot of .44 magnum. Batteldae can be pretty close to invisible when he wishes, but not quite as well as Predator #48, who jumps into the fray and instantly begins battling with Tim, Tim, & Bry. Timmell, may be the most perfect clone ever put together, but his fighting ability is not quite up to par which is why he finds his demise on the business end of an alien boomerang knife courtesy of one of FFL’s first ever overall picks. The fight continues with the Predator holding his own quite well in the forest setting despite being outnumbered 2 to 1 but eventually the hero sidekick combo……. Or is it the General Manager goalie combo…… Well either way, they work good as a team and manage to take out the Predator together before they can become little intergalactic Stanley Cups of their own. The remaining Abomitrons gather around a clearing to see the last skirmish taking place. At this point, Shatterstar is doing his best to ward off the attacks of both Tammell and The Captain, but he can’t seem to gain the upper hand. Tammell goes in for the kill, with a neck-breaking dropkick; but Shatterstar is able to evade the move just in time. With Tammell temporarily out of the way Shatterstar is able to knock the hooked shield stick out of the hands of Captain Steve, but just before Shatterstar is able to deliver the killing blow to The Captain he is shot in the chest by Naboo Soldier #1. This is by no means a fatal blow to the enhanced durable skin of Shatterstar but it does save the life of The Captain. Shatterstar then throws the saber from his left hand directly into the neck of Dave the Nubian but as he is doing so Tammell comes down on his neck with enough sheer force to crack the former X-Man’s vertebrae in half. Batteldae looks around at his teammates, while a slight smile comes to his face, but before he can speak Cyborg Norris lands in the center of his remaining teammates and says: “I think I’m going to like these expansion teams”.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!

3 comments:

Krisatu said...

There's no shame in losing to a cyborg Chuck Norris. Nicely done.

Josh the Commish said...

The 3 Kyber Crystals were given to Immells#4, 10, & 11. To be turned into lightsabers if their force skills are truly complete.

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