Monday, March 1, 2010

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs Xavier's Annihilation Squad

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Tom Bombadil, Haldir, Smurf #2, Ewoks #41-46, Special Agent Leroy Gibbs, Special Agent Tony DiNozzo, Timothy McGee, & Ziva David.

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Geo-Force, Chameleon, Wookie #1-2, Zorro, and Treasure Troll #5.


This match begins with Tom Bombadil leading the Brotherhood in a song…

“We celebrate a day of peace,
a day of harmony,
a day of joy we all can share together joyously;
a day that takes us through the darkness,
a day that leads us into might,
a day that makes us want to celebrate the light;
a day that brings the promise that one day we'll be free...”

“Damn it Bombadil, shut up. That is a horrible song!” Special Agent Gibbs says to Tom. “But Gibbs, it’s Life Day today! It’s a day to celebrate,” replies Bombadil. “I’ll celebrate if we win this battle. Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is a formidable opponent. One that is not to be taken lightly,” Gibbs says. And just as Gibbs finishes saying that, Ziva David turns around and shoots her own teammates, DiNozzo and McGee. Haldir wastes no time and relieves Ziva of her head, which once he does, they come to find out that it was actually the Chameleon. The rest of the Annihilation Squad then attacks the Brotherhood. Zorro and Haldir engage in an amazing duel of swords as Wookie #1 & #2 are swarmed by the six Ewoks. Ewok #41 has his arms ripped from their sockets by Wookie #2 as Ewoks #42-46 climb all over Wookie #1 and stab him to death with their spears. Wookie #2 blasts Ewok #42, 44, and 45 as Ewoks #43 and #46 scurry in the trees. Treasure Troll #5 sets his eyes on Smurf #2. The two diminutive combatants attack each other with such ferocity that it shocked even this cold hearted Watcher. Both of them are wielding sharpened sticks, which Smurf #2 launches at the Treasure Troll, who barely dodges it. He then stabs Smurf #2 in the side with his stick. But the Smurf spins around the Treasure Troll, grabs the tall green hair and chokes him to death with it. However, that initial wound to the Smurf’s side proves to be a fatal one. Smurf #2 dies and fall on top of Treasure Troll #5’s body. They are then both stepped on by Wookie #2 who is still tracking the two remaining Ewoks. “Don’t worry little friends, I’ll help you,” says Tom Bombadil who lights Wookie #2 up like a Tree of Life with a blast of magic. Meanwhile, Haldir and Zorro are still locked in an awesome sword duel. Zorro pulls his whip out at tries to snare Haldir with it, but the Elf uses his speed to not only dodge the attack but also to cut the whip in half. He then pulls an arrow out and fires it into Zorro’s right shoulder. He then quickly fires one into his left knee. Haldir then finishes off his worthy opponent with a fatal stab with his sword. The final member of the Annihilation Squad then makes his presence known. Geo-Force uses his power to open the ground up which swallows Ewoks #43 and #46. He then uses an avalanche of rock to crush Haldir. Geo-Force, who is on quite the roll right now, focuses his power on Tom Bombadil. But Tom is able to deflect it with some magic of his own. Geo-Force then mustards all of his power to bring a surrounding wall of earth up around Tom, and just as he is about to kill the member of the Brotherhood, when he is shot right between the eyes by Gibbs, who had climbed up a wroshyr tree with his sniper rifle. “Ahh Gibby, I knew you had my back dear friend!” exclaims Tom Bombadil as the ground returns to normal. “Happy Life Day Tom,” replies Gibbs as they leave Kashyyyk.

THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!

4 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

The Brotherhood's 3 lightsabers were constructed by Bontu Sitmus, Oppo Rancisis, & Count Dooku. They were given to Bill Kelley (green), Carlos Chiappe-Soto (blue), and Tybalt (red). Plus 3 points for all 3 characters.

Shan said...

I thought I was playing Xavier's Annihilation Squad?

Ryan said...

You are, this is the Pre-Season match.

Artifact said...

Ryan's late to the party again...