Hayley’s Comets are Mace Towani (w/laser sword)
Le’ Napoleon Brigade is Scary Spice
Mace Towani stands in the stall of the bathroom and thinks to himself about how disgraceful it is that he is holding a light saber knock off. It is an embarrassment to him as he has seen the real thing before. As he sits there in the stall waiting for his opponent, he wonders whether or not he should even use it. As he is contemplating this decision, the bathroom door opens up and he can hear the very distinct sound of a British woman singing a song he is not familiar with.
Scary Spice: “Stop right now thank you very much, I need somebody with a human touch. Hey you, sitting in the stall, you gotta flush that toilet, make sure you get it all.”
Mace Towani open’s up stall to see who the hell is in the bathroom with him. He sees a tall black woman with a ridiculous looking silver unitard on.
Mace: “Um, hi. What are you doing in the men’s bathroom?”
Scary Spice: “Oh, is this room for men only love?”
Mace: “Well yeah, it is the men’s room after all”.
SS: “Well isn’t that a bit sexist in a way. I mean, what about equality of the sexes and everything?”
Mace: “Did that really ever apply to the bathroom area though? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m with the girl power thing…”
SS: “Yeah, GIRL POWER!!!”
Mace: “Yeah, like I said girl…”
SS: “GIRL POWER!!!”
Mace: “Yeah, that thing you just said, but I’m pretty sure it never really applied to bathrooms. I don’t really think having separate bathrooms is a bad thing.”
SS: “So you agree with the separate but equal laws then?”
Mace: “No, that’s not what I’m saying. All I’m saying is that…”
SS: “Is that because I am a black British woman, I should have to go piss in the sewer’s or something like that. Is that what your saying.”
Mace: “How did you get to that conclusion, I’ve never once mentioned any of those things that you just accused me of.”
SS: “Whatever man, I see how you are.”
Mace: “I am sorry that you think I’m like that but I’m really not.”
SS: “Whatever man, Girl Power.”
Mace: “What?”
SS: “GIRL POWER!!!”
Mace then looked down at his laser sword and all of a sudden decided that it would not be a disgrace to use this on her, but a blessing to the world. He then pulled out his laser sword but before he was able to even turn it on, Scary Spice was able to knock it out of his hand.
SS: “Don’t even try to use that sword on me.”
Mace: “Um okay, well then how about I use this on you.”
Mace tries to take a swing at her, but she blocks his punch and then does a sweep kick on him that sends him crashing to the floor. She then punches a number into her cell phone and begins laughing hysterically at him.
Mace: “What on earth are you laughing about now?”
SS: “2 become 1 baby!”
Mace: “Huh?”
SS: “SpiceForce 5!!!”
Mace: “Please just kill me now.”
SS: “Not a problem love. GIRL POWER!!!”
Scary Spice then walks out of the bathroom and seconds later the room explodes into a ball of fire. Despite the loud noise from the explosion, you could still hear Mel B singing songs for the remainder of the night.
Hayley’s Comets: All Dead.
Le’ Napoleon Brigade: Scary Spice survived.
Le’ Napoleon Brigade is Victorious!!!
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2 comments:
I'm surprised that there was no reference to "Wannabe", though that seems to be a bit of an easy one.
Nicely done in any case.
Scary Spice got to keep the plastic jacket and big hat (they are both pieces of women's clothing after all).
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