The Untouchables are Big Bird
The Right Wing is Nick Houslander
Nick Houslander kicks open the door to the bathroom and see’s a gigantic yellow bird standing by the urinal.
Nick Houslander: “You sure you know what your doing with that thing?”
Big Bird: “Oh, I know exactly what I’m doing with this thing.”
As soon as he says this, he rips the urinal out of the wall and hits Houslander directly in the head with the urine soaked object. Houslander falls to the floor and drops his always-loaded double barrel shotgun. Houslander is woozy as he lies on the floor trying to regain his senses. His hands are blindly reaching across the soaking wet floor when he looks up and see’s Big Bird holding the gun.
Nick Houslander: “Just finish it you yellow sack of s$#%”.
Big Bird: “It’ll be my pleasure you fat f#%@ing loser”.
Big Bird unloads one of the barrels into Houslander’s gut and then jam’s the other barrel into his mouth, turning his head into pile of bloody end trails. Big Bird throws the gun on the floor and walk’s back into the bar; looking for the coldest beer he can get his hands on.
The Right Wing: All Dead.
The Untouchables: Big Bird survives.
The Untouchables are Victorious!!!
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2 comments:
Nice that Nick met his match in a most appropriate way.
Big Bird got to keep the plastic jacket and big hat.
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