UDATED: Pre Season Battle: The Transfoamers vs Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make A New Family

The Transfoamers are Arthur Bishop, CIA officer Bryan Mills, and John Cena.

Layander's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make a New Family are Monarch, Ramona Flowers (w/Star Sapphire Ring), Nichol Valdez and Smurf #7.



Ramona Flowers lead Nichol Valdez and Smurf #7 into the Danger Room as it morphs and transforms around them. They soon see the glitz and glamour that is the Las Vegas Strip as the Danger Room takes shape. “YES! Vegas!” yells Nichol. “Really? I didn’t know that you wanted to go to Vegas that badly,” asks Ramona. “Hey it’s not Michigan, so I’m happy,” Nichol responds. “But how are we going to ever find our opponents?” And with that statement, The Transfoamers make themselves known. Bryan Mills shoots Smurf #7 dead as John Cena picks up Nichol Valdez and body slams her. He then waves his hand is his own face and yells “You can’t see me!” Ramona flies into the air, courtesy of her Star Sapphire ring, and takes a shot at the pro wrestler. Cena, however, blocks the energy blast with his championship belt (What? It HAS to do more than just spin… right?...RIGHT?). Nichol recovers from the body slam and smacks John Cena over the back of the head with a satchel filled with $80,000 in Bellagio chips that she found lying next to her. This allows Ramona to incinerate “the Champ” with her power ring.
“Wow, well that was interesting,” Nichol says. But before Ramona could respond to her teammate, Bryan Mills begins shooting at the two girls. They duck for cover inside the Planet Hollywood Casino. “Where the hell is Monarch?!?! He’s supposed to be our leader. Ok, whatever, we’ve got to get a game plan together here Nichol,” says Ramona. But when she turns to her teammate, she is no where to be found. “Nichol?? She then looks on the ground to find Nichol with a Ace of Spades sticking out of her throat.
Bryan Mills then leaps off of the Mezzanine and tackles Ramona onto one of the craps tables. Chips go flying everywhere as the two battle it out. Ramona kicks Bryan off of her and takes cover over in a row of slot machines. She sees the CIA agent coming back after her, so she takes aim with her Star Sapphire ring and….nothing. Shocked, Ramona Flowers looks at her hand and sees that she is missing her ring. She then looks up and sees that Mills is holding it. Ramona then hears a creaking and is crushed to death by a Sea Monkeys Slot Machine. Arthur Bishop steps out from behind the row of slot machines and smirks at the defeated Ramona.
“What was that?” asks Mills. “That’s all you do? Just tip over a slot machine?” “It got the job done, didn’t it?” replies Arthur Bishop. There is then a massive energy blast that rips apart the entire poker table area of Planet Hollywood as Monarch appears. In typical Horsemen fashion (he was recently traded to the Super Kitties in the much talked about trade with the Horsemen of Apokolips) Monarch had taken his time in arriving to the battle, due to his absolute arrogance and belief that The Transfoamers were simply weren’t worth his time. Both Mills and Bishop rush towards their foe, but Monach raises a hand in almost utter distaste and vaporizes them in an instant.

LAYANDER’S SUPER ORANGE KITTIES AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER TO MAKE A NEW FAMILY IS VICTORIOUS!!!