Built for tough Vs Logical Genocide

Built for tough is…

-Ford Prefect, Zaphrod Beezlebrock, Marvin the Paranoid Android, & Trillian., The Sons of Anarchy, all on their motorcycles: Piermont "Piney" Winston, Quinn, Clarence "Clay" Morrow, Jury, Seamus Ryan, Jackson "Jax" Teller, Kozik, Robert "Baby Elvis" Munson, Happy, "Big Otto" Delaney, Lenny "The Pimp" Janowitz, Juan Carlos "Juice' Ortiz, Filip "Chibs" Telford, Harry "Opie" Winston, & Donut. Avian #2, Christopher Robin, Dr. Who,Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, & Ianto Jones, Fantastic Max, FX, & AB, Archie the Octo-Spider,Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca, Spike, Dave Thomas Founder of Wendys, & Wendy in a Mail Jeep, Han Solo (Rogue Jedi) ,Good Luck Bear, Andrew Jackson Libby, Sand Trooper Officer #1, Sand Trooper #1-5, Cookies,(new) Blue Beetle, Firestorm, Black Lanter Dumbledore, The Energizer Bunny, Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, Ancient Sith Lord #9-14, Failed Jedi #1-6, Mandalorian #1-6, X-1 and X-2, Head Coach Sparky Andeson, The Deadly Viper Assasin Squad: Bill, Bud, O Ren Ishi, Vernita Green, & Elle Driver,Serious Black,Prof. Snape,Solid Snake,Stron Guy Benjy (from The Rama Series)

Logical Genocide is..

Hawk, Manhunter #2-Beta, zombie Marine #2, Sniffles the Ewok*, The Champion of the Universe, Titan Maximum, Nekron ,Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Ion, Az-Rel and Nadira, Snoogans the Xenomorph*,zombie Tyler Durdan, zombie Harrison Ford, Clanks the Terminator* ,Predator #47 w/ flesh rotting disease gun, Black Dragon #11,Jason Todd w/ cannonfire gun (this gun shoots bullets that strike with the power of a cannonball and turns the user's skin into armor),Cuddles the Cybertronian Gaurdian*,Ed the Neo-Cymek*,Red lantern #2, Bane w/ the gun of hellfire (gun shoots the flames of hell rather than bullets),Guy Gardner:Warrior, Dementor #8, The Living, Killing Rollercoaster, Iron Patriot (Norman Osborne in an Ironman suit), Adam Strange, The Hood, Magmar

These two Bada** teams have gotten together and planed to meet up head to head. So it could go anywhere from brave heart to west side story. Logical Genocides unofficial Hype Man, The Champion of the Universe, Steps forward to address the members of built ford tough.


The champ: I'm the Champion of the Universe and I’ am the Champion of the Universe and YOU'RE NOT! Oooooh yeeeah! Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh! The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, ohhhh yeahh. I ‘Am THE CHA..

Head Coach Sparky Anderson: Well boys now is as good a time as any, ATTACK!!!

Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca, Spike, Dave Thomas Founder of Wendys, & Wendy in a Mail Jeep and the Son’s of Anarchy all on their bikes lead the charge. Dave Thomas is driving and Wendy is sitting up front on his left. Spike is sitting in the middle of Black lantern Han solo and zombie Chewbacca.

Spike; Hey, Guy’s do you think we could pull over, I wanna get out.

Dave: Sorry son I just can’t do that, we have a job to do and The Dave Thomas name was built on quality work.

Spike: Screw that man both these guy’s are eye balling me like R Kelly at an activity night.

Just then Chewbacca reaches out a rips off both spikes arms and begins to eat them like drumsticks.

Black Lantern Han Solo: Well since your going to die from your wounds you won’t mind if I just reach in here real quick and ehhh…

Han shove’s his arm into the hole were spikes arm used to be and pulls his heart out. Suddenly the jeep is hit by cannon fire. Wendy and Dave are killed on impact. Chewy is still technically still alive but he’s just a severed head in the hands of his black lantern pal. Filip "Chibs" Telford,, Robert "Baby Elvis" Munson, Happy, "Big Otto" Delaney, Harry "Opie" Winston, & Donut all attempt to take on the champion. BAD IDEA. The Champion showcase’s his amazing skills by kill all of them in under 8 seconds all by way of on handed skull crushers(not the exercise). Lenny "The Pimp" Janowitz, Juan Carlos "Juice' Ortiz, Piermont "Piney" Winston, & Quinn run for their lives when they see Clarence "Clay" Morrow, Jury, Seamus Ryan, Jackson "Jax" Teller, &Kozik killed by blasts from the flesh rotting diseases gun. They don’t pick the best hiding spot on the living killing roller coaster. it’s a ride no one will ever forget and no one will ever remember, so I really can’t tell you what happened. All I saw was those dudes getting in the seats, the ride took off and when it came back, it was covered in blood and excrement.

The Champion again Smite's a large group of enemies. This time he showcases his strength by attempting to compresses the bodies of Capt. Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, Ianto Jones, Fantastic Max, FX, & AB into the size of a small hat box. He is unsuccessful, he does kill them but hey just keep turning into mush and he can’t get them to stay together. This really enrages the champion and sends him on a rampage.
The champ: You have nothing to fear, but fear itself...and THE CHAMPION, Oooooh yeeeah!

The first person the Champ spots is Christopher Robin. Knowing he is not a worthy opponent and not wanting to give the child the honor of doing battle with the champion he instead holds the boy down and skull F**k’s him to death.

The Champion of the Universe: DIG IT!

Disgusted by what he just witnessed Strong Guy engages the Champion. They lock up and at first look evenly matched but then he champion get under hooks and slam strong guy to the ground. Just before the Champion can penetrate another cranium, Black Lantern Dumbledore penetrates the Champions chest and removes his heart.
Strong guy: Thank you I thought I was a goner.

Black Lantern Dumbledore rips Strong guys heart out and fly’s away.

The Deadly Viper Assassin Squad, Serious Black, Prof. Snape, Solid Snake rip through Snoogans the Xenomorph, zombie Tyler Durdan, and zombie Harrison Ford with little effort . O Ren Ishi is killed by Snoogans blood though. Iron Patriot Adam Strange, The Hood, and Magmar slam into the charging group of mostly super killers. Although it takes a longer than anticipated Iron Patriot, Adam Strange, and The Hood manage to crush their enemies with Magmar begin the only casualty. Now seeing that they have them out numbered, logical genocide goes balls to the wall. Bane w/ the gun of hellfire, Jason Todd w/ cannonfire gun, and Predator #47 w/ flesh rotting disease gun form a firing line and march down Archie the Octo-Spider, Good Luck bear ,Andrew Jackson Libby, Sand Trooper Officer #1, and Sand Trooper #1-5. Black Lantern Sinestro, Black Lantern Brainiac, Guy Gardner: Warrior, Az-Rel and Nadira Swoop in and begin tearing Ancient Sith Lord #9-14, Failed Jedi #1-6, and Mandalorian #1-6 limb from limb.new) Blue Beetle, Firestorm, and Black Lantern Dumbledore try to help their teammates but are quickly ravaged by Titan Maximum, Nekron, red lantern#2, and Ed the Neo-Cymek.

Sparky Anderson: RETREAT!!!

Zombie Rob Bartlett, Battle Droid #100, X-1 and X-2 are unable to reach safe haven. Jason Todd blows them all to pieces. Dr. Who Avian# 2 Black Lantern Han Solo, Zombie Chewbacca‘s head, Han Solo (Rogue Jedi), Head Coach Sparky Andeson and Benjy (from The Rama Series) all reach safe points. One group of Built Ford Tough shows just how tough they really are.

Marvin the Paranoid Android: We are in for it now. I said we should have left when everybody was fighting now everybody’s dead and we are next. Why do I even bother none of you are even listening to me right now. Oh God, I am so Depressed.

Guy Gardner: Warrior, Azure and Nadir fly in and charge trillion. Ford blinds Warrior with two quick snaps of his towel. Then he side steps an advancing Nadir, raps his towel around her neck ,and snaps it like a twig. Azure Swings wildly but the punches are blocked by the towel. Ford again gets the towel around a krypton Ian’s neck this time he squeezes tight and puts his foot on the back of the aliens head until he goes limp.

Logical Genocide is Victorious!