Sunday, April 17, 2011

Oblivio vs Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

Oblivio is Krona, Kyle Rayner - Parallax (Yellow Entity), Eowyn - The Predator (Violet Entity), Aleta One w/Green Lantern Ring - Adara (Blue Entity), Predator #46 - Proselyte (Indigo Entity), Sith Lord #17 "Darth Void" - The Butcher (Red Entity), Mon Starr - Ophidian (Orange Entity), Micah Giiett - Ion (Green Entity), SpaceGodzilla, Captain Marvel II, Black Lantern Wonder Woman, Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Jet Jaguar, Heavy, Chucky w/Yellow Lantern Ring & Red Lightsaber, Tiffany: Bride of Chucky w/ Star Sapphire Ring, Ace Duck, Prince Nuada, Mr. Wink, Golden Army Soldiers #1-12.

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Galactus, Nova w/Green Lantern Ring, Terrax, Firelord, Oa Guardians #1-6, Captain Atom, Black Lantern Sentry, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam (Freddy Freeman), Super-girl (Ariella Kent), Uranus, Gaia, Mace Windu, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Matrix Twins w/ Green Lightsabers, Big Barda, Tracy Strauss w/Demon Rod, Jack Bauer in an F18, Kratos, Jade w/Blue & Green Lantern Rings.




Nova leads Terrax and Firelord down into the atmosphere of the Playoff Planet to survey their opponents for this week. They are quickly met and caught by surprise by several members from Oblivio. Jet Jaguar, Space Godzilla, Chucky and Tiffany all attack the Heralds of Galactus from behind and knock them to the ground. Jet Jaguar goes after Terrax and fires several energy blasts at him. Terrax blocks them by gaining control of the ground itself and shooting it up into the air as a shield. He then creates a large crack in the ground and pulls liquid hot magma up to the surface and covers Jet Jaguar with it. He then finishes the robot off by slamming a mountain down on top of him. Chucky and Tiffany zip through the air, courtesy of their Lantern rings and double team Nova. Chucky has his red lightsaber drawn as well and charges the Green Lantern powered herald. Nova blocks his attack and uses her cosmic powers to blast him back. The two evil dolls then regroup and fly head first, right at Nova, but she uses a combination of her own cosmic powers and that of her Green Lantern ring to subdue them both. Nova and Firelord then find themselves up against SpaceGodzilla who instantly fires his atomic breath at Firelord. He takes the attack in stride and both Firelord and Nova begin a consistent blast of cosmic energy directly at SpaceGodzilla. However, the enormous monster is absorbing the energy. It then uses it, coupled with his own and redirects back at the heralds, vaporizing both Nova and Firelord with their own energy. Terrax then retreats back to space to await the arrival of Galactus.

Deep in the city Prince Nuada and his Golden Army Soldiers surround the team of Mace Windu, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Big Barda, Kratos, and the Matrix Twins. The seven members of the Kennelz quickly go to work on attacking the lumbering golden robots. A furious attack ensues and after a few moments the Golden Army Soldiers are all defeated. Or so they thought. The pieces begin to move and shift and soon all twelve Soldiers are back in action. They then slay Peter Petrelli and Sylar as Big Barda goes after Prince Nuada. Prince Nuada is quicker than Barda, but she is one of the deadliest hand-to-hand combatants around and she eventually grabs a hold of the Prince and snaps his neck. She is then smashed to the ground by Mr. Wink. He continues to beat on her, but she just keeps taking it. Mace back flips in and drives his lightsaber deep into the base of Mr. Wink’s skull. The Golden Army Soldiers continue their assault on the Matrix Twins and, though they are ghosts, the numbers game overwhelms them and they both eventually fall. Kratos is however, holding his own still and continues to take down members of the Golden Army. Big Barda finds herself triple teamed and is defeated by the large robots. There are only a few left remaining as Mace Windu takes the magical crown off of Prince Nuada’s lifeless body and cuts in half with his lightsaber. Kratos and Mace then finish off the last of the Golden Army Soldiers and with the loss of the crown, they are unable to regenerate.

The duo of Ace Duck and the Clonetrooper Heavy work their way through what seems to be an endless maze of trees. They are then attacked and restrained by the very trees themselves. Gaia then reveals herself to be in control of the plant life. She begins to strangle them but is blindsided by Black Lantern Wonder Woman, who wraps her lasso around the Titan’s neck and pulls until there is no more fight left in the deity. This calls down the wrath of Uranus who arrives from the heavens and smites the undead Amazon with his vast powers. Heavy and Ace Duck are victims of Uranus’s wrath as well. Krona then arrives with the Entity possessed members of Oblivio. The Emotional Spectrum entities overwhelm Uranus and defeat him in a shockingly quick way. Krona then orders the Entity possessed members to split up and attack the remaining members of the Kennelz. Krona looks up and notices that the skies are beginning to darken and he knows that can only mean one thing, the coming of Galactus. Krona smirks as his Entities fly off to complete their missions.

Mon-Star/Ophidian quickly finds Jade high in the air and attacks her with a voracious appetite. “MINE!! Give your rings to me!” he shouts as he tries to rip the Blue and Green Lantern rings off of Jade’s hands. The daughter of Alan Scott blast Mon-Starr back, but his hunger is relentless. Jade is blasted with an incredible amount of orange energy and is consumed by Mon-Starr/Ophidian.

Ripping through the air in his F-18, Jack Bauer, is being pursued by an Ion possessed Micah Giiett. He does everything he can think of, but no maneuver he tries shakes the Entity. The Jedi/Green Lantern Entity speeds up and actually lands on the nose of the plane. He ignites his yellow lightsaber and slices the hatch off of the cockpit. Jack, without hesitation pulls his gun out and unloads an entire clip at Micah, but the Jedi blocks every last bullet with his lightsaber. He then deals a fatal blow to Bauer with his lightsaber. Micah/Ion then flies of as the F-18 spins out of control towards the ground below.

Super-girl and Black Lantern Sentry are then attacked by Eowyn/The Predator and Kyle Rayner Parallax. Black Lantern Sentry is enraged and savagely attacks Kyle Rayner Parallax, but there is great fear inside the undead superhero. Rayner Parallax feeds off of it and uses it against Black Lantern Sentry, but a Black Lantern honestly does not actually feel anything. So Black Lantern is unaffected by such an attack and grabs a hold of Kyle Rayner Parallax and rips him in half. Super-girl, at first, fairs just as good as her teammate and kills Eowyn. But the Entity of Love, The Predator, escapes and enters Super-girl mere seconds before Eowyn is killed. The Predator possessed Super-girl then attacks and dishes right back what Black Lantern Sentry gave out and tears him in half as well.

Tracy Strauss wielding her Demon Rod then finds herself being hunted by the Proselyte possessed Predator #46. She takes aim and tries to blast him with her Demon Rod, but every time she uses it, the weapon weakens her. She pulls the water from the nearby lake and tries to drown the Entity, but Predator #46 evades her attack. It then leaps on top of her and uses its Indigo Lantern powers to disrupt her abilities to change into water and causes her to explode.

The team of Kratos and Mace Windu once again find themselves back to back in a fight that they are outmatched in. Darth Void/The Butcher and Aleta One/Adara swoop in and knock both of them up against opposite walls. The combination of Aleta One’s Green Lantern ring and being possessed by the Blue Lantern Entity causes her ring to be charged well over 400%. She hits Kratos with such a blast that his knee instantly buckles under the power and drops him to the ground. Though, ever defiant, Kratos does not give up and musters all of his strength, leaps into the air, swords drawn and attacks the transformer with great ferocity. But her power are too much for him and he is ultimately killed by Aleta One. Mace Windu has had to use every ounce of the Force just to keep the charging Sith Lord/Red Lantern Entity at bay, but is managing to do just that. He then senses Aleta One has turned her attention to him as well and the moment she tries and blast him with her Blue Entity powers the Jedi Master leaps out of the way and she hits Darth Void instead. The Blue Lantern energy works counterproductively against the red rage of The Butcher and greatly weakens him, allowing Mace to come down and slay the Sith Lord and his Entity. Krona then arrives as Mace just finishes killing Darth Void/The Butcher and wastes no time with this opportunity. He blast Mace in the back with a massive amount of cosmic energy, reducing the Jedi Master to nothing but a smoldering skeleton.

Krona then looks up and sees that the skies have turned black and says to him self “Finally, he’s here.” Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, Captain Marvel II, the remaining Entity possessed members of Oblivio all join Krona in waiting for Galactus to come. Galactus finally makes his presence known and has brought six Oa Guardians, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam, Captain Atom and Terrax with him. Black Lantern Kyle Rayner then flies in and grabs a hold of Captain Atom as Captain Marvel II tangles with Shazam. Black Lantern Kyle Rayner then says “Oooh I can feel there’s a lot of energy coursing though that heart of yours Captain. Let’s take a closer look at it.” He then uses his dark powers to rip open Captain Atom’s protective suit to try and get to his heart. But this is a catastrophic mistake on Black Lantern Kyle Rayner’s part. This causes a complete meltdown of Captain Atom’s make up and he literally explodes like a nuclear bomb that is so powerful it’s able to wipe out the powerful beings such as Captain Marvel II, Black Lantern Shazam, Shazam, Terrax and himself in the process. Oa Guardian #1 sees Krona and in a display of emotion that is incredibly unlike a Guardian of the Universe, rushes right towards him in a fit of rage. Krona then shows that he is more powerful than any one Guardian and vaporizes him instantly. He then makes everyone bear witness to his power and control over the Emotional Spectrum Entitles. He pulls the Entities out of his own teammates and sends them after the Oa Guardians. The five remaining entities possess the five Oa Guardian and are now under Krona’s command. “Ha! Look Galactus! I now control your most powerful teammates,” shout Krona. Galactus looks down and bellows “I have no teammates, nor no equals. All serve under Galactus.” He looks over the faces of his own teammates then shows Krona what true power really is. Galactus raises his hand and eradicates everyone but Krona from the battlefield. Enraged, Krona viciously attacks Galactus with everything he has. The two battle back and forth and actually causes the complete destruction of the Playoff Planet (which I know I’m going to get in so much trouble for allowing to happen in one of my matches that I witnessed). Krona is actually able to draw blood from Galactus at one point as well. Galactus sees this and unleashes the full capabilities of the Power Cosmic and annihilates Krona.

MICHAEL VICK’S BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE IS VICTORIOUS!!!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

Cool match!! That was fun to read. Congrats Matt!! Oh, and Ryatu... About that destruction of the play-off planet thing... You're fired... Oh crap, it's Monday isn't it and the teams are do tonight. You're unfired. Now get to work on Week 7!!