Sunday, May 1, 2011

The Abomitrons Vs. The Untouchables

The Abomitrons are The Father, Son, and Daughter of Mortis, Odin, Black Lantern Sunstorm, Cerberus, Ultra Boy, Yaddle, & Immell #2 (Batteldae) w/ Immell #3 (Rob Murray) in The (Golden Age) Batmobile.

The Untouchables are Bizarro Supergirl, Kryptonian Army Soldiers #15-20, She-Ra on Bat-girl's Motorcycle, & The Constructicons: Hook, Scrapper, Long Haul, Bonecrusher, Mixmaster, & Scavenger.


I hope the fans forgive the tardiness if this Watcher, for as I arrive at this match, Metropolis is already ablaze and near-annihilated from these two teams. I find it ironic that they refer to The Constructicons as such, when it is not constructing that they are known for, but destructing... At least the title of Devastator is appropriate. Speaking of Devastator, the gestalt has already been formed and is being double-teamed by both Cerberus and Black Lantern Sunstorm. The Father, Son, and Daughter of Mortis have each taken position far from each other creating a triangle of power around the city and around the seven Kryptonians sent to do battle for The Untouchables. The Mortis Trio are joined by the skills of Odin and Ultra Boy, While The Immells engage She-Ra in a high speed chase throughout the city with their classic Batman vehicles. Ultra Boy catches up with Kryptonian Soldier #17 and then switches powers to super-strength. Once the power switch is made, he can no longer keep up with The Kryptonian Soldier’s speed, but he grabs on to the soldier and holds on tight long enough to crack The Kryptonian’s neck with his superior strength. Bizarro Supergirl flies in after the attack as she becomes enraged at the first death of the match. Bizarro Supergirl stuns the falling Ultra Boy with her freeze vision and then rushes in to smash the face of Ultra Boy in a well-placed double-fist punch to the neck. Bizarro Supergirl spins around to return to the crux of the battle, when she is met by the unlikely team-up of Odin and The Father of Mortis. Odin and The Father both hold up their arms and unleash a whirlwind of power toward The Bizarro Kryptonian which completely rips her apart. The five remaining Kryptonian Army Soldiers band together and focus their attacks on The Father of Mortis. The Father, who very well may be the most powerful force user of all time cannot stop the attacks of the well-trained and powerful Kryptonians. The Father of Mortis directs a force push that is strong enough to actually send Kryptonian # 16 through three Metropolis buildings and break his neck; but as he is doing this; the four remaining soldiers manage to pound The Father into oblivion. The four Kryptonians are victorious, but they instantly find themselves under attack. Odin brings down an “Asgard-load” of power down on Kryptonian #20’s face to take him out, while The Daughter and Son of Mortis manage to catch up to The Kryptonians by transforming themselves into large-winged animals. The two force-users both gain the high ground over top of Kryptonian Soldiers #15 & 19 and then use the positioning to force push them both down through the ground hundreds of yards below them. Kryptonian Army Soldier #18 then finds himself confronted with the trio of Odin and The Son and Daughter of Mortis and is quickly dispatched by their skills. Batteldae manages to run Bat-Girl’s motorcycle into a Star Labs Billboard; but She-Ra jumps off of the bike and lands on the trunk of The Batmobile. She then uses her sword to cut off the heads of Batteldae and Rob Murray with one quick and powerful swipe. Sunstorm attempts to emulate his classic Horsemen attempt by crashing head first into Devastator, but the enormous gestalt grabs a hold of Sunstorm and launches him into the nearest building. Devastator then brings a massive foot down of the black lantern transformer while She-Ra launches her sword into the mix. When the smoke clears, Sunstorm is dead. My thought is that the power of She-Ra’s sword mixed with the nuclear reaction of Sunstorm’s own spark to create a “perfect storm” strong enough to kill a Black Lantern (but on the other hand, maybe there is just something magical about a powerful character’s 10th death). Cerberus, the being who is taxed with the duty of keeping souls out of hell, is reminded by the actions of Devastator that they are already in Hell as The massive Decepticon crushes Cerberus into the pile of Metropolitan Debris that they are fighting on, to kill all three heads (not to mention the body) of the Hades Beast. Devastator stands defiant and victorious, when he is finally met by the remainder of The Abomitron Squad. The Son of Mortis lands, and transforms back into his humanoid form. He then focuses what energy he can and then blasts an enormous firestorm of Force Lightning into the chest of Devastator. This massive burst of power knocks the gestalt apart and kills Hook, Scrapper, and Long Haul in the process. Odin brings Asgardian power down from the skies to fry Mix Master, but Bone Crusher and Scavenger manage to dent each other’s fists as they crush Odin between their mutual thumbs. The Daughter of Mortis transforms back into her humanoid form and then meticulously takes Bonecrusher apart with the force as her ally. Yaddle then quickly runs up the side of Mix Master and shoves a perfectly placed lightsaber into the spark of the Decepticon which ends him for good. While this is going on, the swordless She-Ra knows that she can’t take on this whole team without her prized possession. The spark of Scavenger is dead, but she manages o hotwire Scavenger’s deceased metal body and drive it back to The Untouchables home base.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

Abomitrons: Daughter of Mortis, Son of Mortis, and Yaddle survive.

Untouchables: She-Ra escapes.